I woke up and realized what I’d done 😳 oh dear 😆 what’s the name for a hangover except instead of partying you were just horny? A horn over?
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So ummm…. Do you ever make a decision in the middle of the night when you are really horny? 😅 um, I spent… like… all of my money just now on vibrators 😆 OOPS! And I need help paying off my horny debt 😆 I know this goal will probably take at least a month to complete if not several, but I will be thinking up gifts I can give in exchange!
***For now***
$5 - sponsor an orgasm (lol)
$15 - send you sneak peek of the toys as they arrive (I probably bought about 20 toys guys LOL)
$25 - a teaser video when the first toy arrives
$100 - a secret new toy teaser made JUST FOR YOU 🌝 eek!
When/if the goal is completed I will make a brand new video with my brand new toys and post it on the timeline / send it to all tippers! 😘
# 🚨 update 🚨
Wow… thank you all so much! I met with a dog walker today and I could cry from how helpful it was for her to take ladybird for an hour 😭 😆 a whole hour?! I did laundry, changed my bedding, and even swept! 😱 it was $70 for the hour but it will be cheaper moving forward 🤞🏻 , so thankfully I should be able to hire her once or twice a week. It will be a complete game changer for me… so much stress off of my back! And more time to make/edit content for you all. So thank you… from the bottom of my heart thank you! On top of the multiple foods she’s had to try due to allergies, she has been an expensive little pal 😹 😘
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Real life talk 💕 hey everyone!
Here is my little life update 😚 as you may know, I brought home a PUPPYYYYYY on June 1st. She is a wonderful little pal, but takes up aaaaaall of my time. When I say that I have zero time to make new content, run my errands, get ANY work done… oh boy do I mean it! Forget about ever having time for self care 😆 unfortunately I don’t live near family, so I don’t have anyone to help with her. I don’t have roommates or anything like that, so it’s just me watching her 😅 if I’m lucky I have an hour at night to edit/answer emails before I am so tired that I am seeing double.
When I am not wrangling this alligator baby, I am spending much of my time doing advocacy for the fairy creek blockade, or writing about disabilities in porn for multiple different platforms. I still try to post multiple times per day for you so that you’re always getting NEW and exciting content 😉
The recent whiplash that onlyfans gave us (discontinuing adult content?? Wait, nevermind! Not anymore! We take it back! You can post porn there…?? 🙃🙃) was enough stress to last a life time 😆
Anyways, I am trying to find someone locally who can at least walk my dog for an hour per day so that I have a *moment* to myself to get some work done or TAKE A NAP (omg, I can only dream), and wow it turns out that dog walkers are *extremely expensive* - like wow, $40-$70 an hour 😱
I know it will be a worthwhile investment and will help me make more XXX content for you!!! So I’m hoping that a few of you may want to throw a couple bucks towards my dog-walking nap-having video-editing fund, with the knowledge that it will come back to you tenfold in the form of more delightful content on your timeline. Or maybe you just want to throw me $5 to shut me up! Either way. Thank you for listening. Now… resume scrolling! ♥️ 🐶 also… isn’t she adorable?!
Apparently onlyfans is backpedaling and now we WILL be able to keep posting porn after October 1st?! 😆 idk guys stay tuned and please do not leave me! 😆