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Wet-look leopard leggings do not make practical non-slip wor..

Wet-look leopard leggings do not make practical non-slip work-out clothes.

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Don’t mind me, I’m just daydreaming about when the heck thes..

Don’t mind me, I’m just daydreaming about when the heck these little boobs are going to be manhandled 💭 🕰 It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow and because I’m disgracefully greedy I ate all my Lindt already so I can’t even pretend I was bought any tomorrow 😭 Gluttonous? GluttonYES!

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I am an absolute disaster 🥲

I am an absolute disaster 🥲

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Blimey I so so so needed that early night last night after t..

Blimey I so so so needed that early night last night after that hellish week! Sorry I’ve fallen asleep on your messages 😴 I’ve been burning the candles at both ends! Though look how lovely the set is! 💕 aaah! Ft. my dumb twirl to ruin it 😅

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What do you think? 😇 I don’t think that it’s a Valentine’s ..

What do you think? 😇 I don’t think that it’s a Valentine’s Day gift but to be honest, I’m going to class it as one 😋 can’t wait to have a place to go to wear it to! 💘

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Somebody shake me by the boobies for I have finally handed i..

Somebody shake me by the boobies for I have finally handed in my uni assignment! 😵 is this a dream!?

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I will be strutting my stuff in this more today and upload s..

I will be strutting my stuff in this more today and upload some more shenanigans in this but can we just take a sec to see how gorgeous this bright purple lace set is that I have been undeservedly given 😭 please excuse the rushed photo I just needed to show you all how beautiful it is asap 😍 I’m currently battling with bad phone storage at the moment; I can’t even take a video longer than 3 minutes now! Look how bad this is! (Swiiiiipe, left? Or right? 😅)

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This is how I leave the house now 😎

This is how I leave the house now 😎

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My last day of these Jurassic Park panties before being whis..

My last day of these Jurassic Park panties before being whisked away by the postmen! 🦖 I got that a nobles Collection Jurassic Park chess set; possibly subconsciously because i had sold this pair? 🤔

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Princess of drool over here! 😂

Princess of drool over here! 😂

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I’ve been pottering about in the car and didn’t cause an acc..

I’ve been pottering about in the car and didn’t cause an accident! 🥳 this is my “phew, alive” face! I’ve also done my first ever petrol station fill-up in my life using money specifically gifted just for that! 😭💕 *That looooong shower video, I’m trying to break it apart into segments so my phone can handle it to send everyone who messaged for it 😅

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So here’s probably a very odd one- a few very short snippets..

So here’s probably a very odd one- a few very short snippets from an otherwise very long fly-on-the-wall video of me jumping in the shower (including yours truly being an idiot and not knowing how to switch it on 🥲). I haven’t uploaded the whole thing because it IS SO LONG 🤣 I guess if you want it, hit me up! Although, all it’ll do is raise your suspicions of how I cope with everyday life; rather than raise anything else you have of which I originally intended 😂

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Whew! Just uploaded in the nick of time, I reckon! I really..

Whew! Just uploaded in the nick of time, I reckon! I really have the hots for pouring liquid on myself 😅 I think it may be my “thing” now! What else can I pour on me? 🤔

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I’m up early today to serve you some breakfast; so hang abou..

I’m up early today to serve you some breakfast; so hang about for a milky video coming this morning! 😘

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Aw man I’ve been spoilt rotten this past few weeks! I’ve had..

Aw man I’ve been spoilt rotten this past few weeks! I’ve had a few early Valentine’s gifts 😇 some cute hedgehog plushies, even had petrol money for my new old car 😭😭 and now some lovely lace panties I’ve had my eye on on Amazon from Pour Moi for ages! It’s dark and rainy today but I am feeling that 🌻 inner sunshine luuuurve lately! 💕 I’ve also been contacted about if I wouldn’t mind being on a TV programme in March. Heck!! 😂

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LOL just kidding, come show me what this is for

LOL just kidding, come show me what this is for

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Hey what do you think I was gonna do? You know I’m not that ..

Hey what do you think I was gonna do? You know I’m not that kinda girl 🙅🏼‍♀️

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Slooooooooo stripppp

Slooooooooo stripppp

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3 pics today; scroll right ➡️ to see! And ofcourse, where wo..

3 pics today; scroll right ➡️ to see! And ofcourse, where would I be without a slo-mo video! I’ll upload that now! 😋 can’t go more than a few days without that! Nope!

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Happy 1st of February! And happy new lingerie day to me! Tel..

Happy 1st of February! And happy new lingerie day to me! Tell me a pose and I will do it for you in my new red lingerie 😍 (unless it’s a headstand; I cannot do those but if you really want me to, then you’ll have to come over and hold my feet up) PS the floor isn’t messy I’ve just been ripping apart new clothes parcels everywhere 😂

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Just came back from a little drive and both a) lived to tell..

Just came back from a little drive and both a) lived to tell the tale; and b) others lived to tell the tale! 🥳 I also tried to get my fringe like an 80s Patrick Swayzee this morning and now it appears to be doing it’s own messy mad-looking thing so now I’m looking quite a lot like a 90s teenage boy especially since I don’t wear makeup these days 😅

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Morning everyone! 🌻✨ Would you like me to pour some milk on..

Morning everyone! 🌻✨ Would you like me to pour some milk on these fir your cereal? (Not actually much of a joke question- I’m looking for a great excuse to pour milk on myself! 😋)

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Another one! ❤️ What do you think? I can’t wait to do more!

Another one! ❤️ What do you think? I can’t wait to do more!

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Forever abusing the slo-mo function! I’m pulling apart the ..

Forever abusing the slo-mo function! I’m pulling apart the passageway at the moment as I’m trying to find space to mount a massive bronze mirror I got from a charity shop. However, I’m getting distracted 👀

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I’ve just posted up some new panties available on my little ..

I’ve just posted up some new panties available on my little webstore! 😍 they’re fancy and soft sporty Puma ones which are possibly (?) the most expensive thongs I have owned! 😅 oh except my Tommy Hilfiger one! 😵 Have a look have a look!! 😁😁😁 https://melspanties.co.uk/collections/frontpage

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Don’t mind me; just re-adjusting myself! Unless you’d rather..

Don’t mind me; just re-adjusting myself! Unless you’d rather do it for me? I hope you all liked that extra long celebratory video the other day! I love making videos like that; sucker for the slo-mo (and spit, seemingly!). If you haven’t watched it please do 😘 I get a kick out of hearing what you get up to watching them! Especially as they’re usually fairly innocent videos 😇 you dirty devils 😛 if you like them, I am morrrrrre than happy to keep doing them for you!

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Newcastle Exhibition Park, where I was quite the exhibitioni..

Newcastle Exhibition Park, where I was quite the exhibitionist! ❤️ (it was windy and rainy and freezing and we both traversed marshes to get these! Photographer was a champ!)

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Celebratory post! 🥳 the longest wet & nudey video yet! 🥳 I..

Celebratory post! 🥳 the longest wet & nudey video yet! 🥳 I just managed to nab my first not-completely-a-banger car! 😭 I’m so excited! I want to cry! I FINALLY have one! I’ve saved for so long and even recently resisted a SecretLabs gaming chair and a PS5 for it! 😅 If I were competent and confident enough to drive further than beyond the street right now, I would so host a road party with you all squashed together in it ❤️ and all my tip-button pressers can be in charge of the car playlist and all ride in the front 😂

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Sometimes, you just can’t beat a classic pair of cotton brie..

Sometimes, you just can’t beat a classic pair of cotton briefs! I’ll be wearing these today while I have one last attempt at this oak slab I’ve repeatedly sabotaged 😅 i left my Ryobi batteries to charge overnight so wish me luck they don’t run out before I can fix this disaster! PS- I’ve added some new pairs of panties on my little webstore (including these!), but added them into a few “drop-down list” pages. If you’re feeling generously helpful, can I have some feedback with it, ie: is it obvious the page will show you various pairs to choose from? Do you prefer to see single-item pages? Is there info on the site that makes it a bit unclear of what to expect to perhaps someone who’s never bought panties before? Sorry guys 😜 here I am using your valuable polishing time over some bloody website feedback 😂

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Just tying-up my zesty lemon 🍋 don’t mind me! Advice needed..

Just tying-up my zesty lemon 🍋 don’t mind me! Advice needed: Guys, given I’m not very savvy with modern online technology (as an understatement); where do you know that would be a great place to let people know where to get my panties from? Other than Instagram, ofcourse 😋 I want to share the warn panty-love far and wide! 💕 and anyone who would like to join us on here would be a bonus! 😍 I’m trying to understand how to use Reddit... and not 😂 I want to be in as many peoples’ bedrooms as possible 😂 like a territory-marking cat 🐱! I’ve popped a few more pairs of panties on my little store, and having them in someone else’s hands makes me very happy 😛

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