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If you follow me on the social media you have probably seen a some hints at what I got up to this past Tuesday.
Before I spill the beans 🫘 on my pussy eating adventure, let me mention something else first. So I’ve always thought of myself as bi, but maybe like a 60/40 hetero/homo kinda bi. This week I did the Kinsey scale test and it came back 50/50. I was a little surprised until I gave myself a little time to process, of course I’m 50/50. I was telling myself how much I love cock, but I was always thinking how many sexy woman I love the company of, or my lady crushes. So this week I have overcome some sort of mental barrier about a silly scale.
Sorry, back to the smut.
So when two hot ladies ask you to get together for a bit of a play sesh you don’t have to think long and hard about your answer. In-fact, you have to take a few breaths so you don’t seem too keen and scare them off 😝
So okay, we’re all content ladies. Making this date a bit of a photoshoot was a total no brainer. When enjoying the coming content in all our pages remember that my poor husband was a fly on the wall with his camera. And that he very much had a pants on voyeuristic experience. The word I wanted to use is on the banned list 🤣
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I did make a video of me having a nice wank in the car. Right at the most crucial moment when I was just about to cum I managed to hit the off button on my favourite little toy.
The fucking off button! I was cum/cock blocked by a badly designed toy. I can, ish, it wasn’t as amazing as it had been promised. It did lead to a funny moment between hubby and I, we laughed about the ruddy toy. It’s those moments that make up our lives together 🥰
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Hubby and I met a very hot lifestyle couple on Saturday. As they’re not creators I posted a photo on my Twitter. We’ve found that within the lifestyle you have almost instant relationships. What I mean is, sown people you click with so well it’s like you’ve always known them. It’s like you’re already the best of friends, like old friends who haven’t seen each other for a while.
These two are one of those old new friends.
Also, very sensual. Not the fuck your brains out for the sake of it. Everyone has such a relaxed and sensual time together. Starting in the hot tub, chatted and caught up since the last time we saw each other. Lots of touching, kissing, and nibbling. Maybe a bit more(definitely).
Things got hotter and hotter. Everyone having someone in their mouths. Things most definitely escalated. At one point we sent the guys away to get some drinks mostly so we could have some alone time. I know she hasn’t really had many chances to let her bi side loose and really embrace it.
I found her so hot, her delicious body matched by her lovely personality. When we were together I melted into her. And I could have stayed there for a very long time. The husbands knew what was happening and gave us some time, that was cute of them.
One of the great est moments of the entire night was the cuddles, the post sex cuddles. Everyone of us in bed legs and arms and bits everywhere. We cuddled, chatted and before long we were all fucking again. I didn’t see it coming, hubby never normally goes again so I thought we were done. It was lazier more sensual sex and I really loved it 🥰
Anywho, here’s some photos of me exercising 🤷♀️😂
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