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Wanna hear the about the spontaneous threesome hubby and I h..

Wanna hear the about the spontaneous threesome hubby and I had last night? And the rest of these lovely photos, oh and a ton more beside... @slutty-pants onlyfans.com/slutty-pants

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Get your bums over to either one of our pages to see what ha..

Get your bums over to either one of our pages to see what happened next! You will be anything but disappointed!! xx @slutty-pants @foxyviking https://www.onlyfans.com/slutty-pants

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Im still in a bit of a goofy glow when I catch myself dreami..

Im still in a bit of a goofy glow when I catch myself dreaming back to Mondays fun. I'll write a more detailed description over the coming days. But for now enjoy a few photos. Its safe to say I'm absolutely smitten with @foxyviking 😈💋 Follow along with what went down here: https://www.onlyfans.com/slutty-pants

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Today was absolutely fantastic to say the least. I met up wi..

Today was absolutely fantastic to say the least. I met up with a long time crush of mine @foxyviking Not only was this the first date we've been on in ever so long, but with such a hottie. Im giddy reliving it! Heres a little taste of whats to come. Make sure you're subscribed to my main page so you don't miss whats about to happen!! 🥵 onlyfans.com/slutty-pants @slutty-pants

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If you love a genuine Milf with a phat ass and an appetite f..

If you love a genuine Milf with a phat ass and an appetite for filth please check out Miss Indescretion! With over two thousand dirty pics and vids she's worth it! 😜 https://onlyfans.com/sssshhhhsecret1

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May the fourth be with you! x

May the fourth be with you! x

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Im gonna take charge of every element of your next few ours...

Im gonna take charge of every element of your next few ours. You exist to make me cum. To entertain me. To make me cum. To massage me. Oh, and to make me cum! 😈💋 (No bucks are permitted to look at this post without begging me first!) Theres no PPV on my main page @slutty-pants https://www.onlyfans.com/slutty-pants

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Wanna see the full set, including super high res close ups!!..

Wanna see the full set, including super high res close ups!! You'll be wanting my main page - @slutty-pants I want you to sit outside the door while I fuck this guy. Before he arrives I want you to help get me ready. Thats right, its not only a male fantasy to be play a bit cuckold, a bit vixen, and a dash of total slut. Whats wrong with a woman knowing what she's wants and asking for it. I feel that nothing is wrong with it. Especially if you're in a secure relationship and you respect how they feel in the process. And to be fair, who wouldn't want a slutty pants for a wife. Probably not everyone, haha!! What would you do if your wife said to you, sit this threesome out. Well, we've never made to the end of a play date without having hubby join in. But we've certainly had quite a few experiences where I tell him, or he requests, to stay out side the bedroom. We've even done it at a hotel bar. The bar staff well knew what was happening to, stayed there with hubby had dinner and breakfast there and now suddenly I'm kissing someone else at the same table as hubby. Then I disappear upstair with him leaving hubby to pay and to grab a drink alone. Teasing him with photos and videos to make sure he knew what he was missing. The result for us from this kind of teasing action is immense. When he is eventually let join in (Except for this one time where I made the guy cum before we had a chance to let hubby in, story for another time, hehe!), So yeah when he gets involved he fucks like an animal. Its a very primal experience. And to be crude, the DVP position is particularly rough/intense/passionate. I'm turned on remembering some of these dates. Probably gonna have a bit of a play with myself this evening hehe!!

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Would you take me out to a beer garden dressed like this? Wo..

Would you take me out to a beer garden dressed like this? Would it turn you on everyone staring at us, staring at my tits hanging out? 😈

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I was on with my boss yesterday. Told him I wasn't coming ba..

I was on with my boss yesterday. Told him I wasn't coming back to the office any time soon. And that he should pay me more hehe!!

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Do you think my neighbours tell their friends about us? Haha..

Do you think my neighbours tell their friends about us? Hahaha!!! • I mean over the past 4 summers or so, they've had us having naked hot tub parties, wild sex in the bedroom where there's only a relatively thin wall separating the two houses, garden parties that got all together way to flirty, and way to naked... And probably lots more besides. • Would you want me as a neighbour? Think about that carefully haha!! • Wanna see the full uncensored set of photos? You have two choices, tip 5 bucks on this post, or for only $7.50 you can join my main page where there's hundreds more photos and videos waiting. All with NO PPV!! I know bonkers, right!

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Hope you’re having a great end to your week. This weekend ma..

Hope you’re having a great end to your week. This weekend marks the last in a run of three where the kids have been home from school. Putting the snuggle to make naughty content, or even be naughty in general. Its been amazing to have them home without the pressure of home schooling. Its amazing what a bit of a change of mindset can do. Theres no difference in them being home now to being home for the previous year, only how we perceived it. • Wonder how many other times how we perceive/d things has influenced the outcome of a situation. Has increased, or hopefully, decreased the amount of stress in your life. Im constantly asked by folks not in the lifestyle how do we not get jealous. How could you not get jealous when you see your husband fucking another woman, when he gets a message to say your out on a date and its more than likely you’ll be fucking by the end of that date. And I’ve recently realised, besides the fact that I repeat myself a lot, hehe! That its how its perceived that matters. • If I thought any act was done to hurt someone my reaction would be one of a wound. But I know that what hubby and I do is and act of togetherness, for him and I. But also, that its an act of fun. The emotion is there, but its different. Love is almost reserved and preserved for us and us alone. In the lifestyle however, you make very close friends very quickly. How could you not, most of the time you’ve seen them in very compromising positions and still came back for more. If thats not a validation of a new friendship I don’t know what is. • What does this all mean, fuck knows. Just some ramblings of a hotwife swinger woman. But maybe if there’s anything in there, perhaps if we perceive things positively first, and until proven otherwise we can smile more, fight less, and maybe even fuck more!!! hehe! xx • If you'd like to see the full 40 photo set, head to my main page @slutty-pants. If not, thats cool, please hit the little heart button thingy. x • onlyfans.com/slutty-pants

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These boots where bought for me by one of you lovely fans. N..

These boots where bought for me by one of you lovely fans. Never in a million years would I have ever thought that such a place existed. Where I can connect with like minded(Dirty minded) individuals and couples, and make some really amazing new friends. Anyway that probably detracts from the smut I just posted, hehe! Cum, be happy, make someone else happy. Its important to pass it on you know. Send me a snap/video of you enjoying yourself to these videos. Big hugs!! x (Pst. This video is free, well included, over on my main page. In-fact, there are no PPV posts/messages. @slutty-pants)

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Wanna be really goofy for the afternoon? We could end up on ..

Wanna be really goofy for the afternoon? We could end up on a blanket in the park. Leaning on a tree. On the beach… I’ll let you fill in the rest. Tell me in the comments, or privately, how the rest of our day would play out 💋 Wanna see some more nudity? Join me on my main page. @slutty-pants onlyfans.com/slutty-pants

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Happy Hump day!! Hope you're getting as lucky as I have be..

Happy Hump day!! Hope you're getting as lucky as I have been 🥴💋

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Pop me a five quid and I'll show you my boobies!! Or head ..

Pop me a five quid and I'll show you my boobies!! Or head to my main page and you'll find a land with no PPV. Can you believe such a place exists!! Find your unicorn: @slutty-pants https://www.onlyfans.com/slutty-pants

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I try to get a few exercise sessions each week. To be honest..

I try to get a few exercise sessions each week. To be honest, I don’t normally make it to the end of anything over 30 minutes. Its really funny, never have I seen, or felt a more body positive crowd than the swinger lifestyle. Its not 100% like that of course, but there’s a really high percentage of folks who just accept themselves and other for just who they are. You cannot really put a value on how much that adds, positively, to my life. I feel that’s one of the greatest draws for folks, making them return over and over again. Theres almost an instant bond formed when you me-et someone new, and it deepens when you get a chance to get together again. Whats that got to do with this video? Well, I 100% wouldn’t have even set up a fans account if it wasn’t for how great both hubby and a bunch of lifestyle lovelies made me feel about myself. We need more of that in the vanilla world. Life someone up, don’t put them down. You never know, you may just be walking off to their wobbly bits later that day hehe!! So that’s your homework. Do something and say something nice about someone before the weekends finished. x

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Happy titty Tuesday 💋

Happy titty Tuesday 💋

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You should follow me on Twitter as well as here. I’m kinda n..

You should follow me on Twitter as well as here. I’m kinda naughty there too xx Twitter.com/sluttypants_

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This is probably one accurate/real examples of how hubby and..

This is probably one accurate/real examples of how hubby and I fuck when we're alone. The most typical rhythm, pace, and just how different we are pace wise at reaching the point of no return. If you listen closely you can hear some of the dirty talk between us. 💋 Pst. Just so you know, there is no PPV on my main page: @slutty-pants https://www.onlyfans.com/slutty-pants

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Anticipation. Its the hottest sensation. Knowing that somet..

Anticipation. Its the hottest sensation. Knowing that something amazing is just about to happen. Maybe you're heading out to a club, maybe just a local pub, a weekend at theirs, a nice hotel. Maybe its someone you know 'very' well, or the delight of getting to know someone new. The first touch, the first smile, the first knowing glance in your direction. The thoughts running through my head as Im getting ready to are responsible for some of the most rewarding hits of adrenaline and dopamine. I love 'the lifestyle'. Knowing that Im doing my hair, makeup, picking out some sexy lingerie. Maybe hubby has picked out for tonights adventure. Knowing that whoever you're about to me-et are likely having a similar experience. They could be at a nice hotel, or we could. It keeps building. Whats she wearing. How does he smell, how does he taste A drink arrives, either bubbles or a light gin. The smell of freshly showered hair signing on the irons hits you. Followed by the satisfying bitterness of your first drink. It building, so much so you're light headed from just one drink. Music, you're rocking to the rhythm and your mind wanders back to whats ahead. Hope they good kissers. Cannot wait for her to kiss me down my neck while I stare straight at her other half. Im positively wet now. And, Im not even dressed yet....

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Would you like to spank my arse? Send me $10 and I'll send ..

Would you like to spank my arse? Send me $10 and I'll send you the rest of this video where my arse gets eaten. Its hot!! 🔥🔥🔥

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You know when you've had to much ice-cream. Like my favourit..

You know when you've had to much ice-cream. Like my favourite, strawberry, I know might as well have said vanilla, I thought I could eat it every time I had dessert. I couldn't, so I started adding fresh strawberries, nice! Then I had to have a dash of syrup. Until I was so bored or strawberry I started adding another scope of a different flavour. Then I was on a roll, strawberry with mint choc chip, pistachio, double chocolate(oh yeah!)... I had found the perfect combo, then the inc-cream supply got cut off. Now Im back to trusty old strawberry. As you can see from the video above, sometimes you can eat ice-cream and shop on your phone at the same time. Hehe!! (Please excuse the switch from real camera to phone camera, fucking batteries!)

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I came here to fill a hole left when the sex clubs and swing..

I came here to fill a hole left when the sex clubs and swinging scene stopped. I never knew I would end up having this much fun. Just saying....💋 onlyfans.com/LittleMissSluttyPantsVIP

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Its been quite a good weekend. Sun came out spirits were lif..

Its been quite a good weekend. Sun came out spirits were lifted and there was bacon. Not only bacon, but free bacon. Tastes way better! Way! Wanna a glimpse into my bed of a Sunday morning? Sure you do, why else would you be here. Here are 4 operate clips we filmed in bed this morning. They're raw and uncut, excuse any wobbles. I loved talking dirty at the end and him cuming all over my chest. May or may not have rubbed it all over my tits, you'll have to find out. 💋

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So, over on my main page we've been chatting about out naugh..

So, over on my main page we've been chatting about out naughtiest experiences and I struggled to think about my naughtiest ever experience. Heres one I always go back to when I want to cum quick. Hope you enjoy! This is probably my most naughty night, I fucked three guys one after the other, four if you include hubby. The first guy arrived at the pub and we had a few drinks and went back to his hotel room. We fucked for a little bit, just a little bit. And, to top it off, he was a selfish lover, so I left. Haha! I went to leave, but when I got into my car I was far to horny to call it a night. So I hoped on the phone and arranged to drop in on a fuck buddy of mine. I was like a woman possessed when I got to his place. Hadn’t even gotten into his house before Im grinding on his cock over his jeans. He had to nearly pull me off him, looking around nervously, we went right in doors. He’s married you see, its cool though, I fuck her too! Hahaha! But not that night, she had her own plans!! But that meant that he was saving himself until she got back. So we had to stop early. At this point I could have screamed. Two guys and no orgasms later I was back in the car and contemplating having a bit of self love there and then! But, I remembered that earlier in the week that I actually turned down an offer from a really handsome guy because of the first guy. Pff! Had of I known. So, I high tailed it over to his place. Within minutes he had me squirming on his face. Eyes rolling into the back of my head, it was glorious. He lives in a flat, but I couldn’t help myself. Even with my hand over my mouth I let out a bit of a high pitched squeak when he made me cum for the first time. Before I left left it was twice more in his bed and once in the shower. Needless to say, I never did end up see guy number one again. When I got home hubby asked me how my date was. I paused for a beat and thought about how weird and overall how fun that whole thing was. He asked me again and I said, it was okay I guess. We went to bed and spoon fucked for a bit, I smiled more and more as I relived the night in my head.

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Happy hump day lovelies! You fancy cuming with me? 💋 Im h..

Happy hump day lovelies! You fancy cuming with me? 💋 Im home alone, dressed in lingerie and playing with a favourite toy. I cum hard!! xx

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I've been seeing so many delish cocks over on my main page t..

I've been seeing so many delish cocks over on my main page that I just had to have a wank. Thought I'd film it for ya xx Hope you enjoy 😈💋

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Wanna see my kitty? Wanna see me play with it? Wanna check o..

Wanna see my kitty? Wanna see me play with it? Wanna check out my tight little arse? This time its reserved for those in the vip lounge. Cum join me there. 😈 https://www.onlyfans.com/littlemisssluttypantsvip

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January is nearly done!! Thank fuck! Here in the UK its da..

January is nearly done!! Thank fuck! Here in the UK its dark, cold, we're locked up, not aloud to go to the sex clubs, and worst of all, not aloud to hug anyone. Fucking shite. But, I have to say this little refuge has been amazing for me. Nightly chats and I guess sexy support from you guys and girls has really helped get me through, thank you! For those new to my page heres a little catchup. Im not a cam girl, not a porn star, Im a Mum (Mom for the Americans, hehe!), a wife, we're swingers, and naughty as fuck! When the world of swinging ground to a halt I still needed a naughty outlet. As in, here! And I'm loving it! I've been receiving so many gifts from sexy men and even a couple, very very flattering. Heres a lovely tree set I received the other day. The hilarious thing about these gifts is the label on the packages. It has Little Miss Slutty Pants as the name and I have to sign for it, once my neighbours took one in, hehe! Not that they have the best opinion of me as it is. They've caught me fucking other guys so many times over the years, haha! See me prance about, tits, bum, and my new hairy pits. See em quick, think I'm gonna shave them soon x Ps. This set and may more besides are included in the entry price over on my main page. onlyfans.com/littlemisssluttypantsvip 💋

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