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"Superhero landing! She's going to do a superhero landing!"

"Superhero landing! She's going to do a superhero landing!"

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're lik..

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like...

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"Yes, I like piña coladas And getting caught in the rain I'm..

"Yes, I like piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to see you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape"

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Do you like sunsets?

Do you like sunsets?

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The devil is in the details... 😈

The devil is in the details... 😈

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So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job's a j..

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but...

I'll be there for you :D

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