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BACK UP MOVIE THREAD. OF live streams are shit and the WiFi ..

BACK UP MOVIE THREAD. OF live streams are shit and the WiFi here is funky anyways, so I’m posting this just in case we lose connection. Still gonna watch it, just not sure how the stream is going to behave.

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You and me. NETFLIX AND SCREAM! Friday Night Fright kicks of..

You and me. NETFLIX AND SCREAM! Friday Night Fright kicks off in 45 minutes. We are watching 1BR at 8pm and I am streaming this shit because WHO THE FUCK WATCHES A SCARY MOVIE IN A HAUNTED HOTEL??? I DOOOOOOO!!! With you guys!!!! Because a bitch is skurrrrrrddddd!!!!

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Crazy idea....do you guys wanna live stream watch along this..

Crazy idea....do you guys wanna live stream watch along this scary ass movie tonight and THEN do a ghost tour??? Or should we do comments like we normally do and ghost tour after?

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Would you guys be down to do a haunted hotel live stream aft..

Would you guys be down to do a haunted hotel live stream after the scary movie tonight??

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SO!!!! I JUST FOUND OUT THE HOTEL I’M AT IS SUPER HAUNTED!! ..

SO!!!! I JUST FOUND OUT THE HOTEL I’M AT IS SUPER HAUNTED!! I rebooked another night!!! Friday Fright Night is gonna be REALLLL!!! I am SO ABOUT watching a scary ass movie with you guys in a HAUNTED FUCKING HOTEL!!! HELLLLL YESSSSS!!!!! But like....legit, everyone keep me company later because i might shit bricks! Ok...i go back to work now, lol. Time to Sin 😈 Just had to share that. I am FUCKING STOKED! FUCK YES!!!

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The face you make when the scary movie you watched last nigh..

The face you make when the scary movie you watched last night still gives you the jumpies the next day. This is the face I want you guys making tomorrow because TONIGHT, we are kicking off FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHTS! And if it is as popular as Marvel Mondays and Star Wars Saturdays, we’ll make it a regular thing after Halloween month ends. The movie I’ve chosen for this evening is 1BR. It’s on Netflix (Here’s the link for the trailer https://youtu.be/IGzb01GrsxQ ) I have not seen it yet, but reviews say its scary as fuck! Let’s watch it at 8pm. Until then, lets have a nice sexy day...and get ready to get our SCREAM on later! 😈

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Hey. Would you guys be down to add Friday Night Frights to o..

Hey. Would you guys be down to add Friday Night Frights to our weekly movie watching nights? If so, comment suggestions below. I like lots of different types of horror. I’m debating if we should do movies or series. I’m personally down with either. Lemme know. ❤️

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Yo. I absolutely cannot get into my DM’s. I am getting kic..

Yo. I absolutely cannot get into my DM’s. I am getting kicked off every time i try to respond. This fucking sucks

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I cant get into my DM’s GAHHHHH

I cant get into my DM’s GAHHHHH

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It’s conspiracy theory Thursday, and we are definitely consp..

It’s conspiracy theory Thursday, and we are definitely conspiring shenanigans. 😈 I wanna hear the best conspiracies this week in my DM’s. I’m sending out hot ass, brand new pics today too...😈😈😈

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It’s Hump It or Dump It Wednesday. Here’s what we’re gonna d..

It’s Hump It or Dump It Wednesday. Here’s what we’re gonna do. You are gonna send me a pic of your dick with a lucky $7.77 bet. You don’t know if I’m going to tell you if I would smash it or trash it, but you are gonna take the gamble anyways...after you place your bet, you send me your cock meat...and then I answer in 2 words what I would do to it. Feeling lucky? We go until 5pm, then all bets are off....lets see what you got! GOOD LUCK!

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Tossing an idea around....would you guys be down to watch me..

Tossing an idea around....would you guys be down to watch me rate dicks on video? Like, not show the dick, but hear my reaction?

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I’m gonna work on another of my fun music video edits. Do yo..

I’m gonna work on another of my fun music video edits. Do you guys like those or no? Also...need some suggestions. I’m remembering some of the suggestions from live stream, so I’ve purchased a few of those songs...let me know in comments what might be sexy to see

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It’s Dylan Dick Rate Tuesday! Rules are simple. I’m giving y..

It’s Dylan Dick Rate Tuesday! Rules are simple. I’m giving your man meat a 1-10 rate for $10 until 5pm. You send the tip first, then you send the dick. 1 picture. Video is $25 a minute for me to view. SPH is $13.13 per comment. If you dont know what SPH is, dont send that amount and learn the hard way. (Sorry to the guy that happened to last week. SPH does NOT stand for Showing Penis Happy. LOL) Let’s do this!!!

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10 minute countdown. Get your snackies ready!!! This is the ..

10 minute countdown. Get your snackies ready!!! This is the movie thread

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It’s Meme & Marvel Monday! Avengers: Age of Ultron. 6PM...Aa..

It’s Meme & Marvel Monday! Avengers: Age of Ultron. 6PM...Aaaannnndd @thelolataylor and I have even more new content dropping today. It’s gonna be a good day for you. 😈😈

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Holy Shit! Today it has been 1 full year of having my OnlyFa..

Holy Shit! Today it has been 1 full year of having my OnlyFans! WOW!!! How time has flown...when I started this account, i knew i was going to be baring the most intimate parts of my body. What i didnt expect was to bare my entire soul. I have grown tremendously as a person and found a beast within that is not afraid of exploring herself. I want to take a minute to thank every one who has been so very supportive of me on this journey. The people who have let me bounce ideas off of them, the people who have made me laugh until I cried, the people that have encouraged me to let my freak flag fly, to try new things, to embrace things that i was afraid of, and shown me incredible love, kindness and generosity. My Marvel family, my memers, and my friends that pop in just to make sure I’m having a good day. You very special people who have invested in me so that I could refine my art. My resubscribers, my coffee buyers, my quiet friends who unlock and say “Hi” every now and then or laugh when another one bites the dust, lol. Particularly, I would like to thank the people who have purchased custom content, and given me the time I needed to make sure that what i am delivering is perfect. Some of those folks have very generously given me permission to use clips of those private and personal videos to create this gift commemorating 1 year of doing this crazy shit, lol. My custom content is by far the most intimate content I create. I am not a model who advertises personalized videos in blasts every single day to hustle people for money, because i cant and wont just bang out trash. Could I be making a fuck ton more money if I did? Yeah...but, I wouldn’t be giving you something that I am proud of. I want to know exactly who is receiving my custom, and how I can make it as special as the person receiving it is. Here is a (censored and edited) glimpse into what I do when you ask me for a custom...This is a whole different part of the Dylan James experience aside from fucking partners on film, aside from memes, conspiracy theory convos, nerdy movie nights, and clearing my inbox of “clutter” from people who havent taken the time to know me, lol...This is why I always have a wait list for these and why I wont just make a video for anyone who asks for one...I never want to be the type of person who “goes through the motions” of something they used to enjoy...thank you for letting me enjoy this part of myself with you. Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for being here. THAT SAID...if you are interested in a custom...we WILL get to know each other. And once WE are comfortable, I will create the best personal video you have ever had. If thats not your deal, and you still want to show love, by all means, tip the post...because while I LOVE what I’ve had the pleasure of doing for the past year, Doritos still dont pay for themselves. And I STILL hate asking for tips...but, after a year, I think I’ve earned the right to. Xoxo, Dylan

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Star Wars Saturday Thread! 10 minutes! Get your snacks. Epi..

Star Wars Saturday Thread! 10 minutes! Get your snacks. Episode 4. See you soon!

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You guys wanna keep going down memory lane with me today? $5..

You guys wanna keep going down memory lane with me today? $5 unlocks all weekend to celebrate by Only Fanniversary. Tonight is also Star Wars Saturday, so lets get stoked for Episode 4. I have a New Hope that you will join me...see what I did there? My nerds will get it, lol. 😘

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It would be cool if OnlyFans reimbursed creators for the ave..

It would be cool if OnlyFans reimbursed creators for the average amount of money we lose every time we cant get in to our own DM’s. Bet they would get the kinks worked out faster if that were the case. In any event...i am responding to messages and watching them disappear. I haz a frustration.

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The face you make when it’s 2 days until your 1 year OnlyFan..

The face you make when it’s 2 days until your 1 year OnlyFans Anniversary so you are plotting on how to spoil your fans...First things first: If you have been a subscriber since October of last year, DM me, I got something for you. 😘 Everyone else, I have some rad stuff planned this weekend...we will be taking a trip down memory lane. 🥰🥰

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Onlyfans is being a twat and not letting me respond to DM’s...

Onlyfans is being a twat and not letting me respond to DM’s...i am sending msgs and they are completely disappearing

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It’s Conspiracy Theory Thursday and I KNOW you guys have som..

It’s Conspiracy Theory Thursday and I KNOW you guys have some awesome ones for me. Let’s discuss. 😈

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Yasss!! It’s Hump It or Dump It Dick rates for $7.77 until 5..

Yasss!! It’s Hump It or Dump It Dick rates for $7.77 until 5pm. Take a gamble on your cock meat. Let me tell you if I’d smash it or trash it. 👄🍆 or 🗑 🥕🤏🏻

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I would like to take a minute to thank my raffle winners Tom..

I would like to take a minute to thank my raffle winners Tommy, Steve, Jarred and Johnny for the very pleasant video chats! That was a lot of fun and I’m so happy I decided to choose multiple winners! I have some pretty fantastic people here and it is my sincere wish to continue getting to know every single one of you even more. ❤️

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Guys. You know what today is!! I’m rating your cocks for $10..

Guys. You know what today is!! I’m rating your cocks for $10 until 5pm! SPH is $13.13. If you want to show me a video, it needs to be a solo, $25 a minute for me to view, under 5 minutes please. ❤️ WHIP ‘EM OUT! Disclaimer: Do NOT send me a pic without tipping...it’s the only rule I strictly enforce and I will block you instantly if you break it. You tip, THEN you send the meats.

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15 minutes! This is The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 threa..

15 minutes! This is The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 thread! ❤️❤️

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My page is spazzing again. WHYYYYYY 😩

My page is spazzing again. WHYYYYYY 😩

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You guys! It’s Marvel Monday!! And Meme Monday! I have some ..

You guys! It’s Marvel Monday!! And Meme Monday! I have some fun stuff planned for today!! YOU READY?!?

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I’ll be shooting content with @thelolataylor today. If you k..

I’ll be shooting content with @thelolataylor today. If you know, you know... 😈 Happy Sinday, heathens!

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