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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A virgin mobile. H..

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A virgin mobile. Happy Sunday Sinners! 😈

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Gooood morning and happy Saturday! How is it August already?..

Gooood morning and happy Saturday! How is it August already? Helllooo birthday month! I might have snapped a couple pics this morning to kick the day off properly. 😈 Also, this art is bad ass. Thanks Jack. Maybe we can start up “fan art Friday’s”. I would love to see the stuff you guys create!! P.S. After giving it some thought, I’m slightly raising my subscription price. I’m also offering bigger discounts on bundles (which will make your subscription cheaper than it is now) I don’t know if everyone knows this, but those of you who resubscribe and/or tip, get added to my favorites list. (Including the cock rate guys) When you are a favorite, you get free stuff that not everyone else gets. (If you’ve ever received a msg like that from me, like or comment below, so everyone else sees that I DO give away free stuff, quite a bit) I want everyone to be able to have fun, but this will weed out the people who I give free subscriptions to that harass me for free shit nonstop and then call me names when I don’t stop what I’m doing to take a selfie for free. I don’t “hustle” folks here, but I AM providing a service. I offer you time, Marvel Monday date nights, reasonably priced content and dank memes. Nobody likes to work for free. If I stopped what I was doing to snap a pic for everyone who asked, I wouldn’t have enough time to answer my msgs as fast as I do. This is why I offer customs, and schedule shoots to fulfill them. Zero complaints to date from anyone I’ve ever made a custom for. I aim to please, and I like Doritos. You help me buy Doritos, I make sure you have fun. Easy peasy. Thank you to my real ones who make my days awesome. I appreciate you ALL. ❤️

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Happy Friday Heathens! Guess who’s a month old today? She st..

Happy Friday Heathens! Guess who’s a month old today? She still needs a name. Comment below so we can name the orphan titty. 😘

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Happy Conspiracy Theory Thursday. Oh boy are we gonna have s..

Happy Conspiracy Theory Thursday. Oh boy are we gonna have some fun chats today! 😂

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Site is messing with my msgs. I’m gonna hop off and check ba..

Site is messing with my msgs. I’m gonna hop off and check back in about an hour. ❤️

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Is anyone else’s OF spazzing out again?

Is anyone else’s OF spazzing out again?

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Looking forward to this Wet, Wet Wednesday?? I sure am.. let..

Looking forward to this Wet, Wet Wednesday?? I sure am.. lets honor the name 😈

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Me, when I see your nice cock on my screen today. Abby Tatum..

Me, when I see your nice cock on my screen today. Abby Tatums Rate Em Tuesdays. Dont miss out this week 🍆🍆

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Happy Meme Monday, and for my super nerds, Happy Marvel Mond..

Happy Meme Monday, and for my super nerds, Happy Marvel Monday! First locked blast today has your invite to date night with me! Let’s get our nerd on! 💋

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Sunday funday has arrived.. will it live up to its name? ;)

Sunday funday has arrived.. will it live up to its name? ;)

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Happy Saturday, heathens. 😘

Happy Saturday, heathens. 😘

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Fun fun fun times are ahead.. you reallyyyyy dont want to mi..

Fun fun fun times are ahead.. you reallyyyyy dont want to miss my live stream tonight at 7 pm PST, I promise ;)

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Well, I still can’t msg. Dr. Sleep was AWESOME. Hopefully On..

Well, I still can’t msg. Dr. Sleep was AWESOME. Hopefully OnlyFans fixes their shit by the time I wake up, lol. Good night my friends! Please enjoy this picture of my pussy. Sweet Dreams! Talk to you tomorrow! Hopefully. 💋 P.S. Thank you to the folks that were able to tip. I got the notification but I could not msg you. I swear I do not ignore people in the DM’s, I can’t respond at all. Again, hopefully it will be fixed in the morning. ❤️

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Ok. Guardians of the Galaxy won, I knew it would. So that’s ..

Ok. Guardians of the Galaxy won, I knew it would. So that’s what we’re gonna watch on Marvel Monday. I am going with the 2nd highest votes and starting Dr. Sleep at 8:30. We can comment under this post if you guys want. ❤️

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I like watching movies in my down time. Planned on watching ..

I like watching movies in my down time. Planned on watching one tonight. I’ll be starting one at 8:30 pm. Would you like to join me? Which one?

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Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight?

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Is OnlyFans spazzing out on Conspiracy Theory Thursday becau..

Is OnlyFans spazzing out on Conspiracy Theory Thursday because...

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i cannot respond to msgs in my inbox right now. stupid page ..

i cannot respond to msgs in my inbox right now. stupid page is glitching. going to restart devices. i’m not ignoring anyone, i just keep getting an error msg

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It’s Thursday! 1 more day until I show off the girls in my f..

It’s Thursday! 1 more day until I show off the girls in my first live stream since I got them!! Tomorrow night! 7pm PST. You excited?!?

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Talk about hump day 😈 if you like these humps, I better see ..

Talk about hump day 😈 if you like these humps, I better see you in my DMs for more ;) And DONT FORGET about my live stream this Friday at 7pm PST!!!!!

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Almost forgot. This Friday, July 24th. 7pm PST. It’s gonna g..

Almost forgot. This Friday, July 24th. 7pm PST. It’s gonna get wet 💦💦

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Happy Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday!! Let’s see your one-eyed W..

Happy Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday!! Let’s see your one-eyed Willies! 😈

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Let’s make this Monday not suck.. Not only is it Meme Monday..

Let’s make this Monday not suck.. Not only is it Meme Monday, its also Marvel Monday ‼️ details in DMs ;)

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Soooo are we going to get super naughty for this Sinful Sund..

Soooo are we going to get super naughty for this Sinful Sunday 😈😈 or nah..

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What’s your favorite category to watch? I have Disney+, Netf..

What’s your favorite category to watch? I have Disney+, Netflix, Hulu, And Amazon Prime. What’s good? EDIT: if you pick “other”, can you comment the suggestion here? I will lose track in DM’s. I didn’t think that one through, lol

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Gooooood Morning! What’s on your watchlist today?

Gooooood Morning! What’s on your watchlist today?

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TGIF!!!! ..... shit, now I’m thinking about food

TGIF!!!! ..... shit, now I’m thinking about food

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View from the back for this Thirsty Thursday... 💦

View from the back for this Thirsty Thursday... 💦

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Never been so happy to be face to face with some Caca

Never been so happy to be face to face with some Caca

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It’s Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday’s! Remember the rules! Let’s..

It’s Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday’s! Remember the rules! Let’s have some fun 💋

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