Thursday’s are for Throwbacks & conspiracy theories. Hit my ..
Thursday’s are for Throwbacks & conspiracy theories. Hit my DM’s with some good ones. 😘
2020-06-18 16:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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Goooood Morning! Guess what today is? Check my DM’s to find ..
Goooood Morning! Guess what today is? Check my DM’s to find out what I do on Tuesday’s. 😈 (Spoiler Alert: Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday 😘🍆)
2020-06-16 15:18:57 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know what it is.. but even if I have a relaxing, str..
I don’t know what it is.. but even if I have a relaxing, stress free day, I still hate Monday’s. Something about this evil weekday will never sit right with me.. hmmmm
2020-06-15 16:43:57 +0000 UTC View PostTell me about your favorite dreams on this fine Sunday morni..
Tell me about your favorite dreams on this fine Sunday morning 🖤
2020-06-14 16:42:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m live streaming tonight!!! Are you super excited?! I am! ..
I’m live streaming tonight!!! Are you super excited?! I am! See you at 7pm PST. 😘
2020-06-12 16:12:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Thursday! 😘 1 more day until I live stream! Get your p..
Happy Thursday! 😘 1 more day until I live stream! Get your poncho’s ready, the forecast calls for rain.
2020-06-11 17:40:24 +0000 UTC View PostThis is me reminding you to tune into my live show on Friday..
This is me reminding you to tune into my live show on Friday at 7pm PST!!!! And also that I’m cute 🥰 Two things you shouldn’t forget
2020-06-10 16:52:15 +0000 UTC View PostHeard you like the ‘just rolled out of bed’ look 🥰🥰 have a b..
Heard you like the ‘just rolled out of bed’ look 🥰🥰 have a beautiful day and don’t forget about my live show this Friday at 7pm PST 🎉🎉!!
2020-06-09 16:55:53 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like it’s time to live stream again. How about this F..
I feel like it’s time to live stream again. How about this Friday. 7pm PST. Be there or be square. 😘
2020-06-08 21:56:17 +0000 UTC View PostA bootyful morning indeed.. hopefully the rest of the day fo..
A bootyful morning indeed.. hopefully the rest of the day follows along ❤️
2020-06-08 16:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostListen.. if you hear me complaining about the weather again,..
Listen.. if you hear me complaining about the weather again, tell me to throw a bikini on and get my ass outside 😈😂 These tan lines are a girls best friend
2020-06-07 16:27:51 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Happy Saturday! I’m getting my hair done today..
Good morning! Happy Saturday! I’m getting my hair done today!!! You?
2020-06-06 17:30:58 +0000 UTC View PostBiggg chillin this Friday afternoon.. how’s the view?
Biggg chillin this Friday afternoon.. how’s the view?
2020-06-05 19:27:49 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m really not feeling well today. Leave me alone until tomo..
I’m really not feeling well today. Leave me alone until tomorrow 😫
2020-05-30 18:46:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Freaky Friday! I’ve got my paddle and I’m ready to play..
It’s Freaky Friday! I’ve got my paddle and I’m ready to play. 😈
2020-05-29 16:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post
DM me if you’d wet this white T-shirt. Happy Wednesday 😘
DM me if you’d wet this white T-shirt. Happy Wednesday 😘
2020-05-27 16:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Have a beautiful Memorial Day. ❤️
Have a beautiful Memorial Day. ❤️
2020-05-25 16:30:38 +0000 UTC View PostHAPPY SUNDAY! Here’s a joke. When nuns are admitted to Heav..
HAPPY SUNDAY! Here’s a joke. When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."
2020-05-24 16:30:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Slide into my DM’s Saturday. Let’s get it! 😘
It’s Slide into my DM’s Saturday. Let’s get it! 😘
2020-05-23 16:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostHappy face down, ass up Friday! 😘
Happy face down, ass up Friday! 😘
2020-05-22 17:30:23 +0000 UTC View Post🎶You look like the type that know what you like🎶
🎶You look like the type that know what you like🎶
2020-05-21 16:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Wacky Wednesday. Let’s get weird. 😈😘
It’s Wacky Wednesday. Let’s get weird. 😈😘
2020-05-20 16:30:23 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not saying I’m the Captain, but your seamen sure do like..
I’m not saying I’m the Captain, but your seamen sure do like to cum aboard the SS Tatum. Ahoy Matey! Happy Tuesday. 💋
2020-05-19 16:30:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe face you make you have a can of Easy Cheese and 2 perky ..
The face you make you have a can of Easy Cheese and 2 perky nipples. Breakfast of champions over here!
2020-05-18 16:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post