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Im sorry lovies… 😔 I passed out on the couch during my alone..

Im sorry lovies… 😔 I passed out on the couch during my alone time this afternoon… 🤦🏼‍♀️ I woke up early, got the laundry 🧺 started and finished it, then took an advil for the cramps and laid on the couch 🛋️ to chill for just a bit… After a fifty-six hr work week, I just needed an episode or two of doing nothing… Next thing I know, Im waking up to mommy duties coming thru the door🚪… I don’t take very many pics 📸 just to stock pile them, cuz I love that I keep my pics and clips current… And don’t like to go back thru them and accidentally post something I already posted… But maybe 🤔 for days like this, I should have a few goodies saved…

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Apparently some of y'all really love ❤️ Tushy Tuesday, so he..

Apparently some of y'all really love ❤️ Tushy Tuesday, so here's a sexxxy thick tush 🍎 to enjoy today! (This was taken Jun 14th but not previously shared. Today is not a day for me to be taking naked bottom area pics… Id be getting my page banned for gory scenes… 🤣)

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#️⃣Fact or 💭Fantasy ?!? (Volume #4)

 Ive always wanted to ..

#️⃣Fact or 💭Fantasy ?!? (Volume #4)

 Ive always wanted to write down my experiences and fantasies! Im not a writer, and I’ll never be published… I most definitely use the same words over and over too much… But I love remembering them and dreaming them up… And who better to share them with then all my lovies!

 All these stories are 100% from me! Either Ive experienced them personally 😎, or my naughty brain dreamed them up 😈… But I’ll never tell you which! 😜 

Please note, names and certain specific details have been changed for privacy.

 Now onto the story……
 Its been a minute since we hung out, but somehow he convinced me today would be a good day to see each other. He picked me up in his work box truck. You know the kind. 16 feet of wood and tools and sexiness! I say nothing to him tho on the drive. I wanna see him, but Ive got nothing and too much to say. He finds a nice quiet spot at the back side of the parking lot to stop. He unbuckles and goes thru the little opening in the middle of the seats to the back of the truck. Seeing him stand back there in his orange coveralls surrounded by all that sexiness is intoxicating! It only takes a couple mins of watching him, even tho he is just fumbling around to know I want my hands on him! Everything about him is just so damn sexy! I join him in the back of his box truck. I say nothing as I stand up in front of him. He goes to say something, but I just shush him. First things first, that hat has to go! I want too be able to see all of that gorgeousness! But ugh! He has a bandana on his head. Actually, this is perfect. I pull it down over his eyes. He flinches a little, I guess were about to find out how much he trusts me. Next, its time to slowly unzip this coveralls. You can hear each tooth of the zipper come apart from the next. All the way down. I remove one arm, then the next and let the coveralls just flop down. I slide my hands up under his shirt up and run my fingers thru the hairs on his chest, as I left his shirt up exposing a sexy sight, while I slide it up over his head. Theres a few other garments that desperately need to come off! I love that orange, but it has to go! And my hands have no problems running all over every inch of him to get those pesky clothes gone. As he’s loosing all his clothes, he attempts to get some of mine off. But all he managed was to drop the waist of my pants under my ass. As he stands there, coveralls around his ankles with absolutely nothing on above, except that bandana over his eyes, and we say nothing! His ever rising stiffness is saying it all. I rub my hands all over what ever I can reach without moving from where Im standing. I brace my hands on his hips and use him as a counter force to get down on my knees. Once on my knees, I let go of him. No contact is being made between our bodies. But my mouth is so close to him. I know he can feel the warmth of my breath. Just the head! A nice little tease. He loves it when I start that way. Just the head again. Then a mouthful. Then a throatful! Every attempt at him to put his hands on my head is thwarted away. But oops! He managed to catch my head and when a little too hard and I choked and now my face is a little messy. I paused for a moment and turned completely away from him to find something to wipe my face clean.I know he doesn’t care, but a face full of snot is not sexy! After not feeling any part of me on him for a moment or two, he must had a moment of doubt in that trust. Cuz he lifted the bandana away from his eyes to see what was happening. I didn’t even realize he was looking at my still exposed naked rump until I heard him say, “Damn! Look at that fucking sexy fat ass!” A split second later, he’s already sitting on some trunk thing and his hands are yanking on my hips pulling me down on top of him. I fumble and try to regain my balance, but he just keeps his grip on my hips and says “Sit.” And my god did I comply! He moves one had to my throat, pulls my curvilicious body back towards his, uses his feet to spread mine open and uses his other hand to flick my bean in only that magical way that he knows how. No bouncing, riding or grinding. Just his hard cock resting inside me as he works my clit like never before. He’s edging me. He keeps getting me close and then easing back. He loves feeling my peach convulse around him. Clench tight around his perfect cock as it prepares to squirt only to stop before that glorious release. Over and over he does this wondrous finger dance. Until my body can’t handle any more. My peach squeezes his cock out, which is now standing hard right in the splash zone. I soak his cock and balls (and legs and feet) with all my juices as I explode from the pleasure he just provided! My body is spent! My legs are total jello! I don’t think I can handle any more. But he’s not done. And after what he just did to me, he def deserves a finish too! But that’ll have to wait for next time. 🤭

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Thoughts on this weeks upcoming Wet Wednesday video?! It wil..

Thoughts on this weeks upcoming Wet Wednesday video?! It will definitely be a red day! So I need a non-direct-view-of-my-precious-peach idea…

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Happy (belated) Feast 🍽 Friday Lovies!!! I made a hella deli..

Happy (belated) Feast 🍽 Friday Lovies!!! I made a hella delicious pulled pork 🐖 for dinner... Served it on some brioche mini slider buns with a side of cucumber 🥒 salad... Man I love me some feta cheese 🧀!!! Ugh! I make such a delicious pulled pork 🐖 meal and some want it altered or something totally different 🙄... Lucky I'm such a hella nice (and hottt😋) mama! And the worst part, after 14 years, my trusty slow cooker lost a handle! 😭 (And yes! I am wearing a bathing 👙 suit! Which also happens to be the first non-tankini/one piece I've worn in decades😱...)

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I don't wanna be up and functioning yet! 😭

I don't wanna be up and functioning yet! 😭

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Woot! Time 🕰️ to drift off too slumber 😴 land and dream abou..

Woot! Time 🕰️ to drift off too slumber 😴 land and dream about mac and cheese 🧀 and ass 🍎 cheek bites!!! 🤭 Nite nite lovies! 😘

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Heres a I am totally going to fall asleep and need to keep m..

Heres a I am totally going to fall asleep and need to keep myself entertained so Imma shake my fat booty in the bathroom! 🍎🤣😴😵‍💫

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A little overtime that I shouldve said no to and now Im exha..

A little overtime that I shouldve said no to and now Im exhausted but still have a couple hours left bathroom break to keep myself awake and have a little fun bumbum! 🍎

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Happy Wet 💦 Wednesday Lovies!!! It was a cock (dildo) 🍌 insi..

Happy Wet 💦 Wednesday Lovies!!! It was a cock (dildo) 🍌 inside of me kind of day... Fucked my desk's leg again... 🤪 And then added the vibrator end of my duo toy on my clit... Man did it ever feel good having something inside of my juicy peach 🍑 and vibrating on my clit... 😍 Made me miss the real thing just a little 🤏 bit... 🤣 And maybe missing some ass 🍎 cheek bites too! 🤭 Details: Date: Wednesday July 26th 2023 Time: 2:49pm Location: On The Floor/At Desk Leg Length: 9 mins 19 secs Weight: 286.8 lbs Outfit: Nodda 😋 Size: N/A Toys: Dildo, Air Pulse Duo

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Some bedtime booty!!! My fat ass 🍎 is so white 🤍 it reflects..

Some bedtime booty!!! My fat ass 🍎 is so white 🤍 it reflects the flash! 🤣

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Some more bathroom break boobies🍉!!! @Troll, don’t be fooled..

Some more bathroom break boobies🍉!!! @Troll, don’t be fooled by the assistance my cheap cotton work sports bra adds when I pull them out the top… but then again, that sports bra adds the same oof a pair of strong hands 👐🏼 would add if pressed again my ribs to hold them closer to a pair of lips… 🤭

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Some bathroom break boobies 🍉!!! (It looks so rushed cuz I w..

Some bathroom break boobies 🍉!!! (It looks so rushed cuz I was already running late ⏳ and needed to get my fat ass 🍎 back out of the bathroom asap! 🤣)

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Happy Wet 💦 Wednesday! Well, more like a dribble... 🤏🤣 But d..

Happy Wet 💦 Wednesday! Well, more like a dribble... 🤏🤣 But damn it felt good! I wanted to hold off and let it last longer, but I just couldn't fight it... 😜

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A pair of exhausted and too tired to do anything yet still s..

A pair of exhausted and too tired to do anything yet still so sexxxy bedtime boobies! 😋

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A few days ago, before making 😉 my Wet 💦Wednesday video 📹, I..

A few days ago, before making 😉 my Wet 💦Wednesday video 📹, I was laying on the couch absent mindedly watching my show 📺, and just fondling my boob 🍉, hoping for inspiration to strike... Although the specifics never came to mind 🧠, I did get the motivation to get up ⬆️ and at least get started! And I think I ended up with quite the awesome video this past week... 😋

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It was a Feast Friday lite kind of day! Made a nice little w..

It was a Feast Friday lite kind of day! Made a nice little wrap 🌯 with some Cajun chicken lunch meat, pre-cooked bacon 🥓, iceberg lettuce 🥬, shredded cheese 🧀 and mustard on a wrap... Quick, simple and still yummmmy!!! Left a lot of time for some bum 🍎 bum pics... 😋

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Today's Wet 💦 Wednesday took me a hot minute to figure out w..

Today's Wet 💦 Wednesday took me a hot minute to figure out what to do... My brain 🧠 has been a little overloaded lately and I just couldn't figure out what I wanted to do... Finally got a little motivation and remembered the requests for a little bumbum 🍎 view... So that's what y'all got... My phat white ass and thick thighs up in the air... I realized mid-way thru that I forgot to lay a mat or some plastic down, so I was trying hard not to squirt... But after I came the first time, I said fuck it! 😜 Details: Date: Wednesday July 12th 2023 Time: 3:33pm Location: Edge Of My Bed Length: 18 mins 44 secs Weight: 284.2 lbs Outfit: Flowered Panties and Coral TankTop Size: 2XL Toys: Butt Plug, Fingers Clit Sucker Duo

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How did I get banished to my bed 🛏️ with a tv dinner for sup..

How did I get banished to my bed 🛏️ with a tv dinner for supper in my own home 🏡?!? Not that Im really complaining… 😆 But it definitely would be better if it wasn’t just a blanket between these thick thighs! 😉🤭

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It was a hella messed 😵‍💫 up day… Started ⏳ late… Ran 🏃🏼‍♀️ ..

It was a hella messed 😵‍💫 up day… Started ⏳ late… Ran 🏃🏼‍♀️ late… Then did some snooping around… 👀🕵🏼‍♀️ Changes to job details are coming at work but they aren't sharing them yet! 🤦🏼‍♀️ But I know where to look for some hints… 🫢🤣 Ended it off with a nice long cool/cold shower 🚿 before crawling into bed 🛏️… Nite nite lovies!

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A quick little session the other day with my clit sucker bef..

A quick little session the other day with my clit sucker before going to sleep had my peach 🍑 looking all sexxxy in red… 😜

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Beautiful boobs 😍 and nice nails 💅!!! It's a shame I already..

Beautiful boobs 😍 and nice nails 💅!!! It's a shame I already broke one... 🤦‍♀️ It's been a rough and weird day... Is there a full moon I don't know about?! Are the stars in retrograde or whatever... Hopefully tmrw is a totally unassuming completely uneventful day... 🤞

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So apparently Im sexier when curvy and totally not normal! 🤣..

So apparently Im sexier when curvy and totally not normal! 🤣 It definitely wasn’t the Wet Wednesday I was hoping for… But mama duties will always come first… (Is it September yet?!? 🫢) It was fun to get a message out of the blue from Mr. 2019 and catch up a bit tho… (A couple blurbs from our convo are in the pic…)

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Thank you 🥰 for the comments and the pm’s from Sundays post…..

Thank you 🥰 for the comments and the pm’s from Sundays post… They were truly appreciated❣️

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After yesterday’s post, I received a few PM’s asking about m..

After yesterday’s post, I received a few PM’s asking about my kinks… Figured I’d make it a post… First; Kink vs Fetish… KINK - Something you can do/add to your sex session to make it spicer, but is not needed to climax FETISH - Something specific you need to add/or do in your sex session in order to climax I don’t have any fetishes (unless clit play is one… lol), but I do have some kinks… To me: “basic/vanilla/standard/normal” sex includes simple positions like missionary or side-by-side, etc… Some kissing and cuddling and no pushing any boundaries… And kinks are things over and above that… At varying levels… I spent a lot of time 🤭 in 2019/2020 exploring just what I do (and don’t like)… And what I’ve learned so far about the things I like are: - Im a shy exhibitionist - mildly risky places - I love a nice spank and a well timed hair pull - Soaking someone is so hottt (especially the face 😝) - I can be bratty at times - I love being called a good girl (praise kink) - the occasional multi-people play session 🤭 - lots of teasing and foreplay - a little manhandling every now and then - mild orgasm control And some of the things I don’t like are: - being called negative names - being degraded or humiliated - being used - being tied up - being dominated or dominating someone - dirty talk (being the talker) And some of the things Im curious about are: - mild-level role-play - face sitting I really love a play session where we can laugh, tease, converse, hang out, fuck around, take a break and get back into it for round two! And three! A passionate session is awesome too! Kissing, groping, grabbing, a hair pull, a bite on the neck, not being able to get a word out, being walked backwards to the bed and falling into it, a spank, another bite, slow, steady, deep, maybe a hand on the neck, lips so close to each other, but not being able to kiss, waiting on bated breath for that moment to come… Passion is a spectacular thing! ETA; if you have more questions about me, feel free to ask! I’ll answer what I can…

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I’ve been asked a few times about the why’s of how I got on ..

I’ve been asked a few times about the why’s of how I got on PH and OF… I usually avoid or skirt around the question cuz my answer is a little too real and not very sexy… The short answer… A guy!🕺🏼 (Well, more like a few guys…) The long answer is that I let a few guys play a pretty big role in shattering my confidence in myself… No matter my size, someone always had something not nice to say… But not just in my body, but in my personality, my kinks, my kookiness, pretty much my whole self… Including making me think squirting was gross! 😱 Even at 19 years old before the stretch marks and two cesarean sections messing up my stomach, and the years of working, or being stressed with kids, when my boobs were still up high, someone had something to say… Clearly all the wrong someones… But nonetheless, I listened… A little too intently… 😔 Some very heavy stuff happened in my early 30s… And all those words and actions got to me… They were me worst and heaviest years… 💔 Then I met a guy in 2019… A couple guys actually, who changed that… But the one who got me on PH was trying to convince me that big and chubby pale ass white girls who squirt are hella loved! I didn’t believe him… 🫥 He thought the fastest way for me to see that it was true, was to feed the kinky side of me and post video clips and just wait for the feedback… And my goodness! You guys did not disappoint! 🥰 There were def a few haters, but seeing as Im consistently in the top 20% and get lots of naughty and lovely comments, perhaps he was telling the truth… 🤭 I moved to OF cuz there were other sides of me I wanted to share that just didn’t feel like PH material… I had partnered with a friend and we were going to have a joint venture on here… And the thought of getting a couple extra bucks was a bonus… But sadly, that partnership fell thru very early on… 👎🏼 I started my OF page with a paid subscription, but quickly moved to a free subscription cuz the pressure to post what the masses would love was too great… And I wanted to post me! The dorky, chubby, food loving, lego loving, pale ass witty white chick who loves to squirt! 🤓🤪😎 This is a hobby/release/confidence booster for me and not about earning a living! (Thats what my full time long ass hours of a day job is for…) I do this for the likes! I do this to heal… ❤️‍🩹 I do this for me! And for all the awesome and totally naughty things you say… So, keep those spicy comments coming and I will keep on posting! 😘 (The attached collage has a few pics of me throughout the years… Minus my early thirties… And at every shape and size, the negative comments were plentiful… I look back now and wish I could kick myself in the ass! 💯)

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Happy (belated) Wet 💦 Wednesday! Today was an up close and f..

Happy (belated) Wet 💦 Wednesday! Today was an up close and fuzzy kind of day! 😋 Legs spread, fingers going, wand vibrating, squirt exploding, cream dripping! 🤭 Details: Date: Wednesday Jun 28th 2023 Time: 2:10pm Location: My Couch Length: 18 mins 08 secs Weight: Outfit: Ginger Fuzz! 🤣 Size: Perfect! 😎 Toys: Fingers, Magic Wand

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Today's Feast 🍽 Friday was mediocre... I don't know if it wa..

Today's Feast 🍽 Friday was mediocre... I don't know if it was the lack of love 💔 that didn't make it into the nuggets, or cooking while too crampy and bitchy 👿, but these nuggs were just okay... I'd eat them if they were offered, but def wouldn't pay for my own! 🤣

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A little videocapture 🎥 pic from yesterday's Wet 💦 Wednesday..

A little videocapture 🎥 pic from yesterday's Wet 💦 Wednesday video... Hopefully this second time trying to upload it will be successful! 🤞

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(***I did post my Wet 💦 Wednesday video yesterday, not sure ..

(***I did post my Wet 💦 Wednesday video yesterday, not sure why its not showing up, if it doesn’t appear by this evening, I’ll try again 🔄…) A nice lunch break, in a park, with my fav chicken 🌯 gyros wrap and a couple random potatoes🥔, typing up this coming Mondays #Fact or #Fantasy story! Going to start prepping my McD’s copycat mcnuggets and fries 🍟 tonight… Really hoping them nuggs turn out yummy! 🤞🏼

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