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2024-04-11 22:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the tomato blush?Ā Because it saw the salad dressing.
2024-04-11 21:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear the rumor about peanut butter? Iām not telling you. You might spread
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2024-04-10 01:27:05 +0000 UTC View PostRandom fact that nobody asked for: I'm mildly allergic to potatoes. They give me awful reflux no matter what form they're in. Chips? Reflux. Mash? Reflux? Jacket? Reflux. Still eat em though. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
2024-04-10 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a lazy kangaroo?Ā A pouch potato.
2024-04-09 23:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you put a baby alien to sleep?Ā You rocket.
2024-04-09 22:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an everyday potato?Ā A commontator.
2024-04-09 21:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat job did the frog have at the hotel?Ā Bellhop.
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