Did you hear about the fork factory with inconsistent quality control? It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines.
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? De-brie went everywhere
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How do Greek people navigate their way to lunch? By using Gyros-scope! 🤣
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2024-04-04 19:11:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I just burned a Hawaiian pizza I was making. Should have cooked it at aloha temperature!
2024-04-04 19:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the best courier company to send parcels of food to former lovers? Fed Ex!
2024-04-04 18:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the group of boats which crushed each other against their mooring structure? Yet another casualty of pier pressure.
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2024-04-04 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-04-04 15:38:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that analyzed a bird? Yeah, it’s Scandinavian.
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Happy Thursday! Why does it feel like a Friday already?
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Did you hear about the man who called his doctor’s office because he’d turned invisible? Sadly, nobody could see him for weeks.
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So, can a Parseltongue in the Harry Potter Universe write code in Python?
2024-04-04 07:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the dog who swallowed scrabble tiles? His next trip out to the yard spelled “disaster”.
2024-04-04 03:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
2024-04-03 23:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I almost just walked across a freshly re-coated blacktop driveway. Alas, my pathfinding appears to be Phalty
2024-04-03 20:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
2024-04-03 16:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
2024-04-03 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
