I want to present a cooking show just so I can say, “…and he..
I want to present a cooking show just so I can say,
“…and here’s some ice cream I melted earlier”
as a whip out a huge vat of melted ice cream 🥵
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I feel sexy but I clearly have room for more food. Time to e..
I feel sexy but I clearly have room for more food. Time to eat up.
2024-10-02 13:02:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Working from home today. Haven’t been as productive as I nee..
Working from home today. Haven’t been as productive as I need to be but at least I’m eating relatively well.
2024-10-02 11:12:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhen the app says “Heading your way…” 🥵
When the app says “Heading your way…” 🥵
2024-10-02 10:52:41 +0000 UTC View PostJust ordered an entire chicken, chips, pies and Chinese food..
Just ordered an entire chicken, chips, pies and Chinese food. Definitely on track to hit my goal early today. I want to adjust my body clock so I can do three buffets in one day.
2024-10-02 10:22:23 +0000 UTC View PostThe pancakes, ice cream and crisps were great and easy. I’ll..
The pancakes, ice cream and crisps were great and easy. I’ll have a proper breakfast later but that was a good snack to help soak up the mass gainer shakes. I’m on 4500 and plan to get an early night. I’ve been thinking about trying to go to three buffets in one day but I’d need to start early and pace myself. I might do this on Sunday. Eat from 7am-11am at the first one, then 1pm-4pm at the second and 6pm-9pm at the third. More like a fantasy now because I might make myself feel very tired and overwhelmed by the calories and volume but let’s see. It’s possible that I could pull this off. I might need a driver lol
2024-10-02 08:36:45 +0000 UTC View PostTime for some more shakes. I want a Pendulum belly that sway..
Time for some more shakes. I want a Pendulum belly that sways to and fro when I try to waddle with my walking frame. My big fat future coming soon
2024-10-02 06:31:22 +0000 UTC View PostPOV you’re under my hanging hog gut
POV you’re under my hanging hog gut
2024-09-30 20:56:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe spring rolls were so good. Noodles and fried chicken sti..
The spring rolls were so good. Noodles and fried chicken still going down the hatch. Ice cream up next. Getting massive
2024-09-30 19:30:43 +0000 UTC View PostJust posting here made me feel accountable and inspired me t..
Just posting here made me feel accountable and inspired me to place a massive order of Chinese food. It’s going to be good. Hope it arrives soon.
2024-09-30 18:52:04 +0000 UTC View PostDay four is proving difficult but I can do this. Taking stra..
Day four is proving difficult but I can do this. Taking strain. Please encourage me to keep going.
2024-09-30 18:21:06 +0000 UTC View PostDrank some of my mass gainer shakes via funnel today. My fri..
Drank some of my mass gainer shakes via funnel today. My friend/employee helped me out and we both enjoyed the experience. I definitely plan to do this more often.
2024-09-29 22:32:39 +0000 UTC View PostLove the aftermath even the pain and difficulties with breat..
Love the aftermath even the pain and difficulties with breathing
2024-09-29 11:14:00 +0000 UTC View PostThat was intense. Got a good head start on my calorie intake..
That was intense. Got a good head start on my calorie intake for the day. Breakfast was delicious but I nearly made myself sick in the restaurant and driving home was a challenge.
2024-09-29 10:36:53 +0000 UTC View PostGood to know I look pregnant, lol. I’m pigging out at a buff..
Good to know I look pregnant, lol. I’m pigging out at a buffet and a waitress just came to tell me the way I’m eating so much is cute and adorable. She went on to say that when she was pregnant she also ate so much and people were amazed at what she could put away. She said I must be expecting a boy with the way I’m eating lol. 🤣🤣🤣
2024-09-29 09:58:31 +0000 UTC View PostOnly just made it to 10000 calories today. Finanlky gulped d..
Only just made it to 10000 calories today. Finanlky gulped down my last shake. It’s proving to be quite challenging but Sundat I’m staring at a buffet and will try get a lot in during my breakfast. Hope it goes well.
2024-09-28 23:08:35 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s morning mass gainer time. I woke up starving but defini..
It’s morning mass gainer time. I woke up starving but definitely fatter than yesterday.
2024-09-28 05:24:39 +0000 UTC View PostSuccess. Had more shakes and pancakes and finally hit 10000
Success. Had more shakes and pancakes and finally hit 10000
2024-09-27 20:59:12 +0000 UTC View PostThis is getting hard. I’m on 8000 now. Binged on pancakes an..
This is getting hard. I’m on 8000 now. Binged on pancakes and ice cream. Just had scrambled eggs made with 100 grams of butter, fried mushrooms, avocado and cheese on warm buttered rolls. I’ll be farting up a storm later. Tasted delicious and went down well
2024-09-27 18:43:37 +0000 UTC View PostI saw a cute video of tigers and ended up googling how much ..
I saw a cute video of tigers and ended up googling how much tigers weigh. Once I achieve my goals I’ll be heavier than any tiger but all piled on to my 5’2 frame
2024-09-27 08:27:08 +0000 UTC View PostLook at how the light is hitting my love handle 🥰
Look at how the light is hitting my love handle 🥰
2024-09-27 07:53:37 +0000 UTC View PostThis is what happened to my T-shirt at the gym yesterday. To..
This is what happened to my T-shirt at the gym yesterday. Too uncomfortable to put it inside my pants but I’m getting some plus size maternity pants soon so that will help to avoid my gut hanging out in public. It’s very early and I’ve already put away 4000 calories in the form of a shake and triple cheese omelettes on toast. My first breakfast was really good and now I’m trying to decide what to eat for my second one. Might have some ice cream while I think about it.
2024-09-27 07:19:47 +0000 UTC View PostNeed lotion to be rubbed on my belly please. I’m too lazy to..
Need lotion to be rubbed on my belly please. I’m too lazy to do anything myself cos I’m so beyond stuffed lol
2024-09-26 23:36:27 +0000 UTC View PostI did it. Got to 10000 but I’m not ready to stop yet
I did it. Got to 10000 but I’m not ready to stop yet
2024-09-26 21:34:12 +0000 UTC View PostTook myself out to a Mexican restaurant to cheer myself up. ..
Took myself out to a Mexican restaurant to cheer myself up. Passed by the gym on the way home and sat at the smoothie bar drinking protein shakes till my gut started to stick out at the bottom of my XXXL T-shirt. I did get exercise because there was a waddle from my car to the gym and back. People were staring at me and I just smiled.
Passed by McDonalds on the way home to get some fries. I’m eating the pasta directly out the pot because it’s easier and i want to avoid making too many dishes. It’s a big pot so I should be able to lick it clean like a good piggy. I’ll be hitting 10000 in the next few hours, since the day started with cheese burgers and mass gainer shakes. I was delighted to find out I can use my belly as a table for my shakes. So much to be excited about.
Turned on my phone this afternoon. Opened the longest messag..
Turned on my phone this afternoon. Opened the longest message ever from a very angry client/boss totally losing his shit. I didn’t even read it but it ended with the word “COMMUNICATE”. First time he’s shouted at me in a text lol. fuck him. Won’t let his asshole behaviour ruin my appetite. Time for another shake. I’m making pasta and fries with cheese and sauces
2024-09-26 17:11:04 +0000 UTC View PostFinally finished an acceptable first draft of the depressing..
Finally finished an acceptable first draft of the depressing film I’m editing for my client: So relieved that I can relax and do a proper stuffing without all the pressure and irritation of needing to finish such a mammoth task. Yay. About to eat four cheese burgers.
2024-09-26 14:28:15 +0000 UTC View PostOn 1st October I’ll begin my first serious challenge. 10000 ..
On 1st October I’ll begin my first serious challenge. 10000 calories for 10 consecutive days, to celebrate getting 10K likes here. I’ll be listing all the food I eat and sharing footage of me chugging shakes with 2500 calories per shake. I don’t really care if I get fired cos you’re making sure that I’ll never go hungry again. I’m about to blow the fuck up.
2024-09-26 11:36:24 +0000 UTC View PostWish I looked bigger but I’ll try to fit some more. Still go..
Wish I looked bigger but I’ll try to fit some more. Still got a long way to go before I’ll be done with the first draft
2024-09-25 21:11:53 +0000 UTC View Post