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Hey crew. Just touching base before we pass out. We had a ve..

Hey crew. Just touching base before we pass out. We had a very nice, outdoor Thanksgiving weekend. We appreciate the space for the last few days so we could soak up some fam time. Hope yall got to spend some time with family too.

We’ve got boat days in the forecast for this week, and a new toy I wanna try out on the boat... Then I head north for my hunting trip... Which reminds me- I don’t think I’ve mentioned this yet, but there’s this cutie in Iowa who hit me up on Twitter. He’s pretty close to where I’ll be staying... After some political maneuvering, I got the go-ahead from Bryce to make a vid with him while I’m up there... Nothing heavy, just get some head in the woods or something... I could even FaceTime Bryce so he can get in on the action... just thinking out loud... Anyway, back on the grind tomorrow 😈

-Pics are from a random gym I went to while visiting the rents this weekend... It was dead, so I enjoyed some much needed alone-time in the sauna ;)

Gnight- see ya tomorrow.

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Good morning. It’s my favorite holiday. I’m thankful for the..

Good morning. It’s my favorite holiday. I’m thankful for these two dorks... and many, many others.

Hope you have a happy & safe Thanksgiving 🦃

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Attempt #50

Attempt #50

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Been trying to get this vid posted all day and it keeps gett..

Been trying to get this vid posted all day and it keeps getting stuck “processing” ... I’ll get it up ASAP

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Good morning! We’ve got hoodie weather... Lower 70s ;)

Good morning! We’ve got hoodie weather... Lower 70s ;)

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game time decision- it’s nasty out so we’re just gonna hang ..

game time decision- it’s nasty out so we’re just gonna hang at the house for happy hour. We’’ll try to poke out there on Monday or Tuesday before Turkey day, so we’ll stream from the boat then. In the meantime feel free to come hang in the garage with us tonight at 5.. gotta find my tequila

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Gooood morning. Just goofing off this morn. Excited for happ..

Gooood morning. Just goofing off this morn. Excited for happy hour this evening (5 pm eastern). We are just gonna hang out on the boat and shoot the shit for an hour. I’ve got some Amazon gift cards to give away and some free OF subscriptions. Nothin crazy.

Also, I got the invite from my buddy to go duck hunting this weekend, so I’m stoked about that. Broke out the trusty Remington 870 yesterday and cleaned her up... I’m going with a bunch of straight redneck boys, so I’ve gotta behave myself for the most part- BUT we’ll see if my one buddy can be swayed to take a quick vid or something 🥴

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Gmorning... Bryce wrapped himself around me this morn... My ..

Gmorning... Bryce wrapped himself around me this morn... My fav way wake up... We kept this one to ourselves, but I snapped a few pics of the aftermath... Hope y’all have a good day

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Been a busy bee the last couple of days... Excited to share ..

Been a busy bee the last couple of days... Excited to share some new stuff with you guys very soon.

Also- Virtual Happy Hour LIVE this Friday (11/20) @ 5:00 PM Eastern here on Onlyfans. We are gonna try to stream from the boat this time around. We’ll give away some free OF subscriptions and Amazon gift cards and just hang out til the sun goes down. Come say hey :)

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(22:00+) If someone were to ask me what my ideal Friday nigh..

(22:00+) If someone were to ask me what my ideal Friday night is- this video would be the answer.

Right after this, we cruised back inshore and ordered some dockside take out... Anchored up in a little cove & ate bacon cheeseburgers while we watched the night fishermen shoot out the inlet...

Hope you all have a nice weekend.

(Also, I was thinking it’s been a while since we went live on here and just shot the shit with you guys. Let’s do that this upcoming week. I’ll let ya know day/time... and I’ll get some little gifts together to giveaway. Yall know how much I like pretending I’m Bob Barker)

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Alright. Just walked in the door and I hit my wall. No way I..

Alright. Just walked in the door and I hit my wall. No way I can splice together all this vid tonight... I’ll work on it as soon as I wake up, so y’all can expect it before lunch time tomorrow... I think it’s a good one... Here’s Bryce rinsing off after the fact.

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Had a tough time finding baitt, so we abandoned fishing plan..

Had a tough time finding baitt, so we abandoned fishing plans and drifted half a mile offshore and watched the sunset... Actually, we weren’t really watching the sunset... We were a little preoccupied 😈

I’ll get the vid up later tonight when we get in

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Never did make it out last night. Gonna get out there early ..

Never did make it out last night. Gonna get out there early today and stay out late for the snook bite... woke up feelin lucky 😈

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Hey crew! Hope you guys are having a good day so far. Sorry ..

Hey crew! Hope you guys are having a good day so far. Sorry to keep y’all hangin yesterday, the day got away from us yesterday. Just one of those days. We ended up having to put out some fires and by the time we got home, we weren’t in the mood for anything... We are about done with work for today. Weather FINALLY clearing out after Eta dumped about a foot of rain on us over the past week... so we are excited to get the boat back on the water. Gonna try to catch some snook tonight, so I’ll keep ya posted on that.

In the meantime, here’s one of our oldies (back when our bedroom still looked like we were living in a frat house)... I remember this day well because we caught a good buzz on the water and as soon as we got back to the house, Bryce stripped down and BEGGED me to fill him up. I’m usually the instigator, so when the tables are turned and Bryce gets that wild “come and fuck me” look in his eye, it sticks with me...

... I was chatting with one of our subscribers who have been following us from the beginning, and they mentioned that they missed the “old stuff” like this video... Back in the day (aka last summer) when I would just throw my phone up on the dresser and hit record without a second thought about lighting or angles or this or that... It’s been a fun little dance trying to step up the quality of our vids without losing too much of that “raw factor” ya know? Anyway...just something I been thinking about today... I’ll keep ya posted about fishing tonight and whatever else we’ve got going on 😈

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Out n about. Had to pick up some drill bits and other stuff ..

Out n about. Had to pick up some drill bits and other stuff I need for a project I’m working on... Bryce starts blowing me up while I’m talkin to the sales guy... I swear he just loves to f*** with me.

Got a couple more stops to make then gonna race home. Told him he better not 💦 without me.

Let it be hump day!! 🙏

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Big boy hit a new personal record today - 465 lb dead lift. ..

Big boy hit a new personal record today - 465 lb dead lift. He’s really excited about it 🥰

Meanwhile, I ate a family sized bag of cheetohs.

... and the seminoles are still terrible. Goodnight!

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(33:00+) Happy Friday. Turn off the news for a bit and watch..

(33:00+) Happy Friday. Turn off the news for a bit and watch this instead 💙

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I been tryin to get this fishing vid done, but this big ole ..

I been tryin to get this fishing vid done, but this big ole distraction walked in the door and told me to take a break... Here’s the aftermath. I’ll throw this video up first since there’s nothin really to edit, and then I’ll keep cranking away on fishing vid

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Hey crew. Hope everyone still has some hair left on their he..

Hey crew. Hope everyone still has some hair left on their heads after these last couple of days! Can’t wait for election season to just be done and over with...

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE for all the congrats and well wishes over the last couple of days... It’s finally sinking in... This is our freakin dream job and it’s really happening! We are SO excited to be able to share our love of the ocean and fishing with yall... Seriously, thank you 🙇🏻🙏

(I’ve had a lot of work to get done last few days. Finally slowing down, so I can work on this boat vid and get it posted for ya.)

And finally, we’ve been workin on this logo for a while now. I’ve got a buddy who does graphics, and after lots of back and forth- it finally turned out just how we imagined... Salty Boys! Whatcha think?

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You can call me Captain Hunter now ;)

You can call me Captain Hunter now ;)

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Y’all remember this frat guy who swung by before Christmas l..

Y’all remember this frat guy who swung by before Christmas last year? Man, he was somethin else... Gonna have to watch this video again when I’ve got some time to myself 😏

Can you believe the holidays are right around the corner again? We are cooking up another special video for our second annual St. Jude Christmas Fundraiser. Last year we raised over $3,000 for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital! We wanna at least double it this year!

We are still a little ways away, and we’ve got a lot going on between now and Xmas - but I just wanted to put this on your radar. If everyone chipped in $5-$10, we could really make a BIG difference. Like last year, we will match the first $1,000 raised. I’m thinking about making it a tip-to-view video with 100% of the proceeds going to St.Jude... Ya’ll know we don’t make you tip-to-view for anything, but I think in this case, we can make an exception for a good cause. I’ll keep you guys posted on how things are coming along 💪

Gimme a day or two to wrap up this boat vid from the weekend.... And for those of you who’ve been asking- thank you, I’m a little sore, but doing just fine ;)

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(40:00+) What’s Halloween without some screaming? ;) Duuuuu..

(40:00+) What’s Halloween without some screaming? ;)

Duuuuuust in the wind... I crack myself up... Be safe tonight y’all 🤙

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Well I mean it IS Halloween... I don’t have a costume but I ..

Well I mean it IS Halloween... I don’t have a costume but I guess my hunting gear will do... sweating my ass off waiting in the garage for Bryce to find me. Been a while since I took the hammer. We’ll see how this goes. Wish me luck

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Ah good mornin! I passed out early last night before touchin..

Ah good mornin! I passed out early last night before touching base with yall! Sun beat me up... We had a great time on the water yesterday. The weather was perfect, the sunrise was beautiful. Caught a good size mahi early in the morn. No hits after that, but ran into a huge pod of dolphins (porpoise, not the fish!) and got some cool shots... y’all know how Bryce gets all giddy when he catches a fish? That’s how I feel whenever I run into dolphins. I feel like a little kid I get so excited. They swam with our boat for a while, went and checked out our baits, and then came back to the boat as if to say, “hey throw us some fish without the hooks in em!!” I think I even got some underwater shots, but we were moving so it was kinda tough to hang onto the go pro.

I’m gonna work on the video today... Here are just a few random shots...

Oh man it’s Halloween isn’t it? Have fun and BE SAFE! (and I really shouldn’t even mention this cause I don’t wanna get your hopes up bc my mood shifts on a dime, but right this second I woke up in a bit of a bottom mode... maybe it’s the full moon... ugh lemme shower and try to keep this mindset rollin and we’ll see if Bryce takes the baitt)

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(17:48) Reunited and it feeeeels so good ;) Funny how just..

(17:48) Reunited and it feeeeels so good ;)

Funny how just a few days apart makes the sex all that much better... Nothin quite like cumming simultaneously... Showered up & curled back up on the couch now, watching the rest of Caddyshack.

(Also, I cannot believe how many of you hooked us up with wishlist items already! We are planning on a full day of fishing when the sea calms down toward the end of the week... Gonna do a looong HD boat vid. The whole nine yards. We owe it to yall for all the love!! And we’ll open up all the goodies we’ve received so far... Cannot thank you guys enough!!)

Gnight crew ❤️🤙

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So yesterday was recovery and recoup day... but tonight, me ..

So yesterday was recovery and recoup day... but tonight, me and Bryce finally got tangled up after a long weekend apart... just about 5 minutes ago. The quality is shit because I didn’t bother to put any lights on, but at least I remembered to turn the TV off (or you woulda got an ear full of Caddyshack)... gimme a few to get it uploaded

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Hey crew. I forgot all about this. Here is the link for our ..

Hey crew. I forgot all about this. Here is the link for our amazon wishlist. We'll add stuff from time to time, and we'll do an unwrapping vid for folks who send something our way... PLEASE don't feel obligated to buy us something... and I know there are some BIG ticket items on there... Hoping one of you is a hedge fund manager ;)

Alright, it's debate time! I'll check back in later

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Just a quickie ;)

Just a quickie ;)

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Had to work today. Just got home and to my surprise- I got o..

Had to work today. Just got home and to my surprise- I got one of my bi-annual blow jobs!!! outta the blue!! 😜

Vid is nothin special but I’ll post it anyway. Gonna shower and get some deer meat started first (tried a new marinade, excited to see how it turns out)

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Hey hey. Hope y’all had a good weekend! Quick update: Wrappe..

Hey hey. Hope y’all had a good weekend! Quick update: Wrapped up my captains course yesterday! Final Exam in 2 weeks. Knocking out CPR certification today. Movin forward!!

Lots of rain in the forecast, but hoping we can still sneak out onto the water before I hit the road later this week.

My old frat buddy is getting married, so the Noles crew is getting together for bachelor weekend... Love these guys, but I think they’re nuts for renting a house together with 10 dudes with everything that’s going on right now, so I reserved a campground near by and just plan to meeet up with them for golf (I can’t golf for shit, but drinkin beers and drivin the golf cart is always fun!)... I’ll find somethin else to do while they bar hop.... maybe go for a hike ;)

And here are a couple more close-ups of the hammer I took the other day... why is it so mesmerizing?!

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