Quick! Help me come up with an excuse for why I'm dressed li..
Quick! Help me come up with an excuse for why I'm dressed like this!
2024-02-02 18:11:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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In the bitter chill of February's dawn...thank goodness I've..
In the bitter chill of February's dawn...thank goodness I've got leg warmers! 💕
2024-02-01 18:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostHow are those New Year's resolutions going? I'm train hoppin..
How are those New Year's resolutions going? I'm train hopping again, if that tells you anything about mine! 🚂
2024-01-31 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'm livestreaming 🥳! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th ..
I'm livestreaming 🥳! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th 💘! In the meantime... tell me when this rare occurrence should happen! (yes, there are only two options because I am a grandma and need my beauty sleep 🥲)
2024-01-30 20:18:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe kissy mark on Dredd's t-shirt is the exact same shape an..
The kissy mark on Dredd's t-shirt is the exact same shape and size as my own lip print #truefacts #believe me #youcouldn'tdisproveitifyouwantedto
2024-01-30 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhich stone would you press up against me to evolve me?!
Which stone would you press up against me to evolve me?!
2024-01-29 18:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet's see your best breast stroke (that space was intentiona..
Let's see your best breast stroke (that space was intentional) 🏊♀️😜
2024-01-28 17:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostFleece on top, panties on the bottom. Any questions? Good. D..
Fleece on top, panties on the bottom. Any questions? Good. Didn't think so.
2024-01-27 18:09:01 +0000 UTC View PostI lean against the fridge in noticeable frustration, for Ste..
I lean against the fridge in noticeable frustration, for Steely Dan has burnt the biscuits once again 🙄🔥
2024-01-26 17:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like this sweatshirt? And be honest, I don't want to ..
Do you like this sweatshirt? And be honest, I don't want to find out you were lion! 🦁
2024-01-25 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you doing over there and why isn't it touching me? ..
What are you doing over there and why isn't it touching me? 🙌
2024-01-24 18:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostDid you bring the bubble bath like I asked? 🫧
Did you bring the bubble bath like I asked? 🫧
2024-01-23 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post📢***BIG NOTE: ALL PICS WILL BE SENT ON “THE OTHER SITE,” REA..
📢***BIG NOTE: ALL PICS WILL BE SENT ON “THE OTHER SITE,” READ MORE BELOW!***
It’s that time!! ***AVN*** 🥳! If you aren’t in the loop, AVN is the Oscars of porn 🏆. A big convention and awards ceremony out in Vegas. I’ll be there from Wednesday (1/24) to Sunday (1/28), running around, making out with hot boys and hot girls, taking lots of photos (and probably videos) and… that’s where you come in! 😍
***Be my AVN boyfriend!*** I can’t smuggle you into the show, but I can give you a digital backstage pass, Casey Calvert style 🌟! I’ll be sending out pics every day and videos when I can. I did this last year and it was AMAZING! ❤️
🎉 *If you tip $100 on this post*, you will be receiving 3 to 5 pictures a day of me frolicking around AVN from Wednesday through Sunday. (Last year I said 3 to 5 pics and it ended up being like 10-15 pics and a video every day but I like being cautious! 😅)
I'll be running around the convention floor, going to parties, friends’ hotel rooms 😳, and the awards themselves 🤩! Who knows what I will get up to, what sexy things I will do, and if I will finally manage to see Thunder From Down Under?!
📢 P.S. This is ONLY available on LF. I don’t want to be tagging eight billion people on OF. (OF requires tags for every person who appears in a photo and it’s a giant pain in the ass -- and not the sexy kind! 😝) If you don't know what LF is, message me and I'll fill you in!
...then I stared the raging nanuqsaurus in the face, and in ..
...then I stared the raging nanuqsaurus in the face, and in an icy whisper said "Not today, you fuzzy reptile. It's Calvert time." 🐻❄️🦖
2024-01-22 18:19:01 +0000 UTC View PostTake a bite. I dare you. As a matter of fact, I double dog d..
Take a bite. I dare you. As a matter of fact, I double dog dare you 🐶
2024-01-21 18:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostPeel these from the top, like you would peel a banana! 🍌
Peel these from the top, like you would peel a banana! 🍌
2024-01-20 17:55:02 +0000 UTC View PostSteely Dan ate the bottom half of my shirt again! How would ..
Steely Dan ate the bottom half of my shirt again! How would he like it if I ate half his feathers!? 🤬
2024-01-19 18:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to Beach School! Our first lesson will be sandcastle..
Welcome to Beach School! Our first lesson will be sandcastles, and the second will be how to avoid sand in all your nooks and crannies! 🏖️
2024-01-18 18:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post
***UPDATE!!*** Sold Out Of... ❤️Are You Coming ❤️After Clas..
***UPDATE!!***
Sold Out Of...
❤️Are You Coming
❤️After Class
❤️Water Nymph
❤️I'm Yours
❤️You've Hooked Me
❤️Show Me Your Package
❤️Get Inside Me
❤️Beach Sunset
❤️Worship Your Goddess
One Left Of...
🩷Oh Hey There
It's 2024! A new year! A new me! Out with the old, in with the new! 🥳
In 2016, I printed a BUNCH of photos to sell on my website. 100 of each ! I am down to the last few prints and I've decided to never print photos again 😱. (It's too hard to find a good company that will print adult media in high quality for a reasonable price, so I'm over it 🙄)
If you would like a Casey Calvert print of your very own *with an autograph and custom message!!*, I would LOVE to get these photos out of my hands into yours! ❤️ Scroll through the pictures in this post to see what I've got left and pick the pic of your dreams! 😍
I'll try to keep an update of what is left here in this post or in the comments. When somethings sells out... it's out. NO MORE. POOF 🪄
📸One Print: $40
📸Two Prints: $70
📸Three Prints: $100
📸Four Prints: $125
📸Five Prints: $150
📸Ten Prints: $250
Shipping in the US is free, international is $30 (total, not per print -- I'm not a monster, jeez!)
PS, I'm not taking payments on these, sorry!!
I wear bright red undies so they can still find me in a bliz..
I wear bright red undies so they can still find me in a blizzard! ☃️
2024-01-16 18:10:02 +0000 UTC View PostOh my gawd, Becky, look at her...
Oh my gawd, Becky, look at her...
2024-01-15 17:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostSorry guys, Steely Dan and I have to go hide in the woods un..
Sorry guys, Steely Dan and I have to go hide in the woods until the heat gets off him. He really shouldn't have hotwired that truck full of geese. 😱
2024-01-14 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou might be wondering how I got into your bathtub. 😅
You might be wondering how I got into your bathtub. 😅
2024-01-13 18:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostSteely Dan, the pet rooster with authority issues, has disap..
Steely Dan, the pet rooster with authority issues, has disappeared! What havoc will he cause this time?
2024-01-12 18:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you found me hiding in your backseat, would you kick me o..
If you found me hiding in your backseat, would you kick me out of your car? 😭
2024-01-11 18:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're really nice, I promise to not push you off the boa..
If you're really nice, I promise to not push you off the boat. So are you going to be nice? 😏
2024-01-07 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post