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Updated my Linktree. Removed some emojis and hid a few links..

Updated my Linktree. Removed some emojis and hid a few links.

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Las Vegas next week. Hopefully I get to see in person all o..

Las Vegas next week.

Hopefully I get to see in person all of those ladies I’ve chatted with over on Twitter and FetLife…you all know who you are! I mean, it’s been over TWO YEARS since I’ve been in Sin City, so I need to make it count. Maybe one of those ladies can help me with that!

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They were put to good use too

They were put to good use too

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I shot two videos last night…but unfortunately I’m limited t..

I shot two videos last night…but unfortunately I’m limited to where I can share them. Sorry!

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Once upon a time I used to post videos and photos on this ac..

Once upon a time I used to post videos and photos on this account. Unfortunately with policy changes that won’t be happening anytime soon. I appreciate you all following me here…but my profile is pretty much now only to follow other content creators. Sorry about that.

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Went through my archives on my computer to find vertical vid..

Went through my archives on my computer to find vertical videos to post on my Snapchat…didn’t realize how many I’ve taken over the years haha 😆

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Dick pic…hope it doesn’t get taken down since IT’S MY OWN DI..

Dick pic…hope it doesn’t get taken down since IT’S MY OWN DICK

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As those of you who follow me on Twitter know, I shot some n..

As those of you who follow me on Twitter know, I shot some new videos. Also, as most of you know, I can’t upload them here or anywhere else without IDs. So unfortunately that will limit who can see them. Sorry!

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Just saying…and of course this includes OnlyFans. Way too ma..

Just saying…and of course this includes OnlyFans. Way too many restrictions.

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Since the Rams won the Super Bowl, a lucky lady will be gett..

Since the Rams won the Super Bowl, a lucky lady will be getting some celebratory DICK later on tonight 😈

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Sometimes I’m like FUCK INSTAGRAM…but I follow too many cool..

Sometimes I’m like FUCK INSTAGRAM…but I follow too many cool people over there.

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Many men (though they will never admit it) prefer trans/CD w..

Many men (though they will never admit it) prefer trans/CD women. I mean the real ones that are clean and well put together and are fairly passable, not the opposite. This is for a few reasons, namely:

1. She has the same or higher libido due to testosterone
2. She has a dick, so she knows what it takes to work one
3. She won't play the stupid games GG's play and no drama
4. If she's DTF, it means she's literally DTF
5. She won't judge you if you treat her nicely
6. She never lets a hard dick go to waste
4. There's something psychosexually powerful about fucking a girl with a dick and seeing her visible arousal. Basically...she can't fake it like most GG's do.

Hope this helps!

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To all of the content creators I follow here: I might not co..

To all of the content creators I follow here: I might not comment all of the time, but I AM paying attention and I do appreciate all you’re doing. Keep up the great work!

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Hope to shoot a new video this weekend. Unfortunately I won’..

Hope to shoot a new video this weekend. Unfortunately I won’t be able to upload it to the usual spots…

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Shot three short videos this weekend…but I can’t post them h..

Shot three short videos this weekend…but I can’t post them here. Sorry!

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So I DID decide to do an AMA over on Twitter. I’m not guaran..

So I DID decide to do an AMA over on Twitter. I’m not guaranteeing I’ll be answering ALL questions though!

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I’m seriously thinking about doing an AMA - Ask Me Anything ..

I’m seriously thinking about doing an AMA - Ask Me Anything - over on Twitter. Hmm…

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It might look the same, but the font is slightly different. ..

It might look the same, but the font is slightly different. Matches the font on “the cap” a bit more.

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Honestly I don’t regret making my Twitter private at all. Gi..

Honestly I don’t regret making my Twitter private at all. Gives me more control over who can see my content because trust me lots of haters talked shit in the DMs. The only minus is less overall interaction with the general public. That’s what the PG account is for. Just wish many of those folks I reply to would follow my main account.

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I can’t say I haven’t fucked all year anymore…

I can’t say I haven’t fucked all year anymore…

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Fuck I wish I didn’t have to go to work today…but two blond ..

Fuck I wish I didn’t have to go to work today…but two blond babes will be waiting for me when I finish.

Let’s just say after I get off work, I’ll be getting off on them…or IN them.

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Brought the new year in with a BANG…but I didn’t shoot video..

Brought the new year in with a BANG…but I didn’t shoot video. Sorry!

A shame though; I shot QUITE the load. Then again, I hadn’t fucked anyone since the second Saturday of December. I was DUE! 😆😂

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Wish I could be balls deep in a gal as the clock strikes 12 ..

Wish I could be balls deep in a gal as the clock strikes 12 and the calendar switches from December 31st to January 1st…

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As I said over on Twitter, maybe someday I’ll do a jerkoff v..

As I said over on Twitter, maybe someday I’ll do a jerkoff video…but I’m pretty self-conscious about my belly 😞

I know I need to get in better shape, but the ladies I’ve been with don’t seem to mind. They’re more worried about how I use my DICK. No complaints yet!

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I’m hoping to end 2021 with a BANG

I’m hoping to end 2021 with a BANG

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I haven’t fucked anyone for almost two weeks now; self-impos..

I haven’t fucked anyone for almost two weeks now; self-imposed “break”. I’ve jerked off of course, but I need the real thing…and soon.

Whoever I fuck next will be having the time of their lives; believe that.

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I miss posting sample clips here. So much great content I sh..

I miss posting sample clips here. So much great content I shot that probably won’t ever see the light of day due to the rules my favorite hosting sites imposed.

Oh well; there’s always Telegram!

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So I made all but one of my videos over on xHamster public a..

So I made all but one of my videos over on xHamster public again (the lone one I was still instructed to keep friends only). If you want to see those videos, now is your chance. Check them out before I change my mind again lol!

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I see people are still subscribing to my OnlyFans profile ev..

I see people are still subscribing to my OnlyFans profile even though I’m not posting any content. I appreciate that, yes, but with the rules I don’t see myself uploading any content here anymore (unless it’s solo content).

I refuse to ask any of my partners for an ID to upload. I respect their privacy and they respect mine. Guess everyone will just have to enjoy my old content that’s still on the Hammie.

I have a Fans Lee (just say both words; I can’t use the actual word) account, and I most likely will verify myself over there as well…but like here don’t expect any content to be uploaded. Sorry.

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