monday again... i'd like a societal shift toward less workin..
monday again... i'd like a societal shift toward less workin and more jerkin tbh.
2024-09-23 12:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post
theivoryfox posts
Roses are redI'm not wearing a thingYou'll be my FrodoIf you..
Roses are red
I'm not wearing a thing
You'll be my Frodo
If you bring me The Ring
(this is how i ask you to propose to me, I'm definitely not Sauron)
IT'S FRIDAY! Any big plans this weekend??
IT'S FRIDAY! Any big plans this weekend??
2024-09-20 15:12:02 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback thursday, who here remembers when I was faceless? ..
Throwback thursday, who here remembers when I was faceless? I'm SO glad i decided to do the reveal and go all out for you guys, I have so much more fun now!!!
2024-09-19 16:01:53 +0000 UTC View PostToday is National Cheeseburger Day. Which would you rather e..
Today is National Cheeseburger Day. Which would you rather eat: me... or a cheeseburger? (if you pick the cheeseburger i wont blame you tbh, i'm hungry too)
2024-09-18 18:20:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I would make a lord of the rings joke but all the good ones ..
I would make a lord of the rings joke but all the good ones Aragorn... >.>
2024-09-16 13:42:02 +0000 UTC View PostI asked Chat GPT to make some DnD jokes for me for captions...
I asked Chat GPT to make some DnD jokes for me for captions. I'm going to grace your feed with a couple (I'm actually sorry):
"Guess my class is a bard, because I'm about to sing the praise of these waffles"
...
"Breakfast quest complete, reward: bacon of holding"
oh god so bad xD
This is "Eat Me" cake, it makes you bigger!
This is "Eat Me" cake, it makes you bigger!
2024-09-13 13:54:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did you think of Fashion Advice Pt. 8? That's a wrap fo..
What did you think of Fashion Advice Pt. 8? That's a wrap for such a fun caption story! Thanks to everyone who had resub on and caught every episode!
Wait til you see what I get into next week;)
I SAID what theme are my NAILS?? are you listening to me??
I SAID what theme are my NAILS?? are you listening to me??
2024-09-10 14:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the theme of my nails? (bonus: rare bush pic.... i'm ..
What's the theme of my nails?
(bonus: rare bush pic.... i'm growing it out for a sugar wax hehe)
This robe is the ONLY thing i want to wear today
This robe is the ONLY thing i want to wear today
2024-09-08 13:55:02 +0000 UTC View Postobligatory airplane bathroom pic...
obligatory airplane bathroom pic...
2024-09-07 16:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostGOOD MORNING hope i can brighten up your day :D
GOOD MORNING hope i can brighten up your day :D
2024-09-06 14:43:01 +0000 UTC View PostI had so much fun in Asheville last week... but it didn't di..
I had so much fun in Asheville last week... but it didn't distract me from taking a couple pics for u ;)
2024-09-05 15:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe year is 2000, you have 3 pictures left on our vacation d..
The year is 2000, you have 3 pictures left on our vacation disposable so you snap a picture of me and I flash you, totally forgetting we have to take these to get developed at CVS. What do you do?
2024-09-04 15:01:29 +0000 UTC View Postexcuse me, is this seat taken?
excuse me, is this seat taken?
2024-09-03 14:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's your favorite at home activity?
What's your favorite at home activity?
2024-09-02 13:14:02 +0000 UTC View Post
POV we start working out together and I don't let you get an..
POV we start working out together and I don't let you get anything done 😈
2024-08-31 13:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood morniiiiiiiiinngggg. i could go for a little- "he comes..
Good morniiiiiiiiinngggg. i could go for a little- "he comes up behind me and presses me into the counter, his morning wood hard against my ass..." right now. Watcha think?
2024-08-30 14:20:03 +0000 UTC View Postever motorboated a redhead? 😂
ever motorboated a redhead? 😂
2024-08-29 13:58:03 +0000 UTC View PostI want to pavlov you, every time I put my hair up, you shoul..
I want to pavlov you, every time I put my hair up, you should get a boner.
2024-08-28 15:57:01 +0000 UTC View Postyeah... super demure, sitting here thinking about you bendin..
yeah... super demure, sitting here thinking about you bending me over this thing 😇
2024-08-26 13:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostFront or back? (you can say both)
Front or back? (you can say both)
2024-08-25 15:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou're in front of me and I'm giving you nonverbal instructi..
You're in front of me and I'm giving you nonverbal instructions. Do you get it?
2024-08-24 16:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post