If u want the video, dm me. If u want the video for what your creative, booty loving brother (the fan who requested it) paid, dm me your favorite color HAHAHA
I JUST WANNA KNOW YALL A FRACTION OF HOW WELL YALL KNOW ME IS THAT SO WRONG πππ
Hey yall, I know I got some dms to answer and wishes to grant. Life honestly hit my shi from behind yesterday with its MONSTER C0CK and Iβm in a metaphorical wheelchair today because of it.
TLDR: Iβm taking a mental health day. If this absolutely grinds your gears or busts your baIIs, Iβll send you a nude on the house tmrw because Iβm SOOOOO NICE hahaha
And hey, post cry s*x is the only time Iβve had literal ethereal orgasms so stay tuned for when I jerk off till Iβve camed all the agony out of me π€ͺπ€ͺ
Woah π€― *hits the woah* Iβm sweaty asf rn bc I spent all morning trying to build a bookshelf from scratch for no reason lolol CAN SOMEONE PLS HELP??? Anyway, taking a shower now so I can roll around in 4k later, THE TIME FOR CUSTOM REQUESTS IS NOW LOVIES πππ΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«ππ βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ If you DM me a custom request before midnight tonight Iβll give u 2 bucks off ;) βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ And if youβre not creativeβ¦ well u can always ask me to show u my favorite things ;;;;))))) and hey thatβs a request right there, $2 off ya custom βοΈπππβοΈπππβοΈπππβοΈ DO IT BEFORE 12am THO W H O R E S I DONT TAKE LATE HOMEWORK π€¬π€¬π€¬ π
wwwwwOAH WERE BACK OUT never let em guess ur next move πππππ
One more special for tn, also ending at 1am is my personal favorite special (because I self-identify) πTHEEE TITTY GUY SPECIAL πMWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
3 bucks less for 2 pics is the name of the game this time boyzzz: πsend me $10 π« and ill send u π my girls π₯ x2 π hehe π€π€π€π€
SOME THINGS U SHOULD KNOW BEFORE YOU GAZE UPON THE GIRLS πππ - their names are Steven (right) and Stephen (left) - I uhh yall thereβs no uncringe way to say this I HAVE LIKE really sensitive titties π₯Ήπ tbh my kind of content? Good ole fashioned playin w the gworls πππ just seeing tits turns me on sm - but yea my own breasts? Haha. Sensitive asf itβs a dif kinda climax to the thickass plot but fs erm hot HAHAH ugh im insufferable - might get off to my own shit ngl Iβm a horrific person like that so if u wanna hear abt it hmu ππ€¨π€¨π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ₯Έ
Anyway⦠you know where to find me⦠*charlie brown Christmas theme plays and I walk out with my head down*
Since you goofy goobers are shy Iβm extending the truth or dare on my previous post by one hole (haha) hourπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ tip me $13 and see what happens?!?!?!π€π€ (all thatβs gna happen is a dm of the vid this pic is a screenshot from full disclosure)
To all whoβve seen me shaking with a lust for life HAHAJAJAHA well I love you π shooting this particular shit ^ tomorrow so DONT U DARE BE AS SHY AS THESE HOES AND wellβ¦ tell me how u want me lmao π₯Ήπ«¦ππͺΏπͺΏπͺΏπͺΏπͺΏπͺΏπͺΏπͺΏπͺΏ
QUACK QUACK IM RETREATING TO MY DMS GN π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄
Hi(gh) itβs me hahaha. Just got off work so I got off (again) (except this time actually c*mming haha). Ngl I was horny as a mf so i came like a 40 yr old virgin but i did take a video hehehe ππ itβs 39sec, TRUTH OR DARE!! DARE?!?!? OK I DARE U TO TIP ME $13 ON THIS POST BEFORE MIDNIGHT & ILL DROP THE FOOTAGE OF MY LIL ESCAPADE IN UR DMsππππππππ«‘
oh hey didnβt see you there 𫦠(ok maybe I did)
I do customs so donβt be shy! These are my prices: - $9 for premade photos - $20 for custom photos - $20 per min of video (1min or less is $20, 2min is $40, and so on) - $5 vag tax for photos (if u wanna see my yoni/bootycrack Iβm tackin on $5) - $10 vag tax per min of video - $30 per min of video of me jackin off my metaphorical dick (my literal kitty)
Anything else youβd want or any questions you have Iβd love to talk about! Dm me I donβt biteβ¦ unlessβ¦. W-whatβs uhh WHATS HAPPENING TO ME ππ§ββοΈπ§ββοΈββ‘οΈππΊπ¦· *bites u* oop
Baked like a cake and decided to grace you absolute scum with a fit check from last week, one like and Iβll post three more MWAHAHAHHAHA OK LOVE U ALL HUGS AND KISSES DRINK SOME WATER RIGHT NOW IM WATCHING U ποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈ
Bouta go to the pool at my sisters place, ngl this bikini does NOT fit me anymore lmao but Iβm too broke to buy a new one so we gon be flashin today boyzzzzz
GOOOOOOD MORNING FROM THE BATHTUB!!!!! Welcome to my page, where fantasy is reality because reality sucks (reality also dont got yams this FAT lmaoooo). Hope you enjoy these photos/videos which supplement my 6 figure food service job. I literally love you.