day 2 of my collab with @uk_feet_lad The man is so efficient and charming- he never puts rhe camera down and licks feet like a champ!
Much more to come!
Mark!
Pacific Beach Shenanigans 2
Jay and Silent Bob...kind of...if Jay was silent and Bob wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Nicest kid ever! Super softspoken and polite, but!.. the filth that comes out've this boys mouth so nonchalantly š I love it.
Hope you enjoy as well.
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Yeah so everything I been posting keeps dropping. Half bc my ADD sucks and im doing this off shitty hotel Wi-Fi/the beach and Only Fans sucks.
Brace yourself for a shit ton of savory and delicious content! Because itās coming at you all at at once.
Love ya!
Mark LAX
Feet in the water at lovely Ocean Beach, San Diego.
2023-07-18 03:14:46 +0000 UTC View PostSurfing and lifting and spanking! Oh my!
2023-07-17 05:11:38 +0000 UTC View PostI'm working on editing a new foot worshipš„²/ball stomping video and getting consent/tags for a new hard core scene but until then...enjoy some xclusive footage from the vaults. š¤
2023-07-16 00:11:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I dig the way my legs get veiny af after an aggressive leg day. Iām smoked!
2023-07-15 04:34:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes when I'm dealing with myself being bad-at-life I forget that everyone sucks once in a while. And I mean Everyone- but especially and particularly the shadowy OnlyFans "man behind the curtain."
It's not letting me post any video without tagging someone else. I'm trying to unleash my latest greatest footworship video and these kooks are making it SO complex...š¤¬š¤¬
Hope everyone is having a fantastic week thus far. Love ya'all. Stay tuned- 2 new collabs on tap as soon as Big Brother gets off the pipe.
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Heyyyya guys! Sorry for the little dry spell hereā¦I got things back on track and finally found a chill apartment to operate from. Pics coming soon!
But now a jerk off video!
Hey guysā¦ya know what? Fuckā¦
Sorry fellas I wish I could say I got wrapped up with a bunch of Playmates and new a set of golf clubs and said āfuck itā for a week, but noā¦ this one really hurt.
I got clobbered by a relapse I probably should have seen coming and would have bounced back from after a day or 2 but I lost one of my rugby brothers right in the thick of things. Cue aggressive pity party. So sad though- I loved this kid with all my heart. All of it. Fucking gone at 31. Brain anyeurysm they think š¤·āāļø
Ya know what really hurt the most during this melĆ©e? I donāt mention her ever bcā¦ actually I donāt know why I never mention herā¦but I had been dating a girl for the last year off and on. Jeni- total California girl from Ocean Beach who had become my best friend and de facto gf over the last year (which by no coincidence was also the best of my adult life) I finally just blurted it out and told her I loved her over a stack of pancakes a few weeks ago and I meant it 100%. She didnāt say it back immediately which is fine: I donāt wanna hear that shit if itās not realā¦but she did come around a few days later and it was really great ā¤ļøā¦Iāve only had this once or twice before
By now, Iāve sort of come accept my role as āBest Ex Boyfried EVERā ā¦.as every single relationship Iāve ever had ended with an amicable and tender break up where the girl would usually take my hand or give me a real big hug and say āsweetyā¦your great. I love you butā¦your sickā And after that the majority of the time these same girls would call me over the years anytime they were having issues with their current guy, needed a couch or armoire moved, needed bail or for plain old boozed-over booty calls. There was some love there for sure and this had been a nice (but kind of chickenshit) way of avoiding goodbyes which I hate more than just about anythingā¦and itās a better hand than most addicts are dealt. So I embraced it and do my best with it.
But this one! This was gonna be different! I fucking well got this! Mark LAX doesnāt fucking LOSE! Im a bad motherfucker yo! Iāll kick the fucking shit outve-yeah.ā¦.welp. Who am I kidding? I lose more than the fuckin Detroit Lions. I just get back up slightly quicker and have better stories about the scars. And I lost bad this time- 2 days after Jeni and I were enjoying overusing the L word just becauseā¦.I went to go train and was having a swell lifttā¦and I just stood up from the drinking fountain towards the end of my sesh and immediately left and got blind fucked up.
I came home 2 days later looking like someone else andā¦.I cried so hard it actually felt OK in a strange way after a while.
Now Iām better but still offā¦still working with childlike intelligence and dementia at 39 butā¦I know the drill. Jeni is sticking it out but I couldnāt imagine roping this poor girl into this sort of circus for the rest of our days. š
So now! Moving forwardā¦Iām back playing musical hotels for a second and then New York next week. But after that- if anyone has a room for rent, is soberish, can keep it 75% professional and is in Southern California, and would like a large sort of handsome roommate- holler! Iām hilarious, will walk around naked as much as possible and am always making cheeseburgers. A fine roommate. Again, holler.
Now enjoy this large heap of previously PPVd jerkoff footage Iām just gonna leave here. And get ready for more porn collabs! - boys and girlsā¦maybe even a lazy sheep that looked at me the wrong way- Im fucking everything that moves!
Love you guys. I would not be here getting back up as I claim to do so well without all you guys waiting rooting for me.
Mark
Guys! Sorry for my absenceā¦went to San Jose to go to wedding as the guest of my assistant of sorts. Went to a gay club for the first time ever and had an absolute wicked time until my assistant gave me drugs. (You had one fucking job manā¦to make sure that does not happen) In the days that followed I lost my wallet, missed 2 flights, got my car impounded, and currently feel like I want to die.
Accepting applications for a new assistant. Must be skilled with social media ops, gay culture, and be able to maintain a professional demeanor around goofy naked men.
Fuck you Ernie.
I am Glisten Man. Ya know sometimes I think a high school style Vaseline spank is better than a lube based one. Except I doubt Iām going to get my deposit back on this room- I must have touched everything at least twice while covered in p.jelly.
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San Jose wedding weekend photo dump! ā¤ļøāļø
2023-06-11 17:04:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Wedding Season in the bay, hair update, singing in the shower.
2023-06-10 21:57:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Hollywood Update! I got cast in a music video to play a bouncer/bodyguard for a āmajor rap player.ā
We shoot in Los Angeles all day Friday and Iām SO excited for this!
Which rapper? I donāt know yet! Thereās a non-disclosure agreement in play but you guys will be the first to know the deets when I get them!
Stay S W O L E S O M E lads and lassies!
Mark
Having a good dick day here in Slam Diego! Go Padres! Beat the Cubbies!
Have a great taco Tuesday! Stay swolesome!
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Letās get down to businessā¦
2023-06-06 15:36:06 +0000 UTC View PostIāve filled up 3 of these today and have to get 2 more done before the post office closes. šµāš«š„µš¬
MUST. PRESS. ON š¤
Dudeeeee š© So Friday night Iām shooting a new ball kicking/foot video in Santa Monica and brought along a housemate to ensure I stayed sober. I sent him off to get tacos and the little bastard comes back with no food- just a liter of tequila.
Whateverā¦ the show must go on so I we shoot the scene with the fucked up kid on one of the cameras. He gets sloppy fucked up and starts fucking up the shots and interrupting. We do our best until my foot is in the other guys mouth and the smashed camera guy starts touching my footslaves head.
I lose my shit and throw his ass out. Heās a little fella so the struggle was minimal but in the process I bashed the FUCK out of my foot. Broke my little toe on the left foot.
Of all the injuries a foot content guy could sustainā¦dammit. But at any rate the video did turn out great and will drop in a week or 2 once editing is complete.
Hereās some shots from that night! Send love for a speedy recovery to My Left Foot (great movie btw if you havenāt seen it) the injured foot might be a size 17 now if you factor in swelling š
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Had a swell time with my pal J filming this cut we decided to call āPacific Beach Shenanigansā
2023-06-04 14:51:30 +0000 UTC View Post
At The Biltmore, downtown Los Angeles. Historic!
2023-06-03 15:30:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Mes pieds en route Ć Los Angeles š¦¶
2023-06-03 13:25:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Once in a while, usually on Wednesdays- I take a shower. šš¦šš
2023-06-01 14:06:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Running a hard keto diet prepping for my lead role in an Amazon Prime film! I play a gay man who knocks up a chick during his one heterosexual experience! We shoot in July in NYC and I canāt wait make my acting debut! Stay tuned!
2023-05-31 13:26:53 +0000 UTC View PostWanna see how I chill when no one's looking? Went to make a JO video and got distracted with a phone call and left the camera on. Obviously I don't watch my own content more than once to make sure it looks ok- but I must say I got a kick out of watching this one. Forgot it existed.
Hope everyone is enjoying the Holiday weekend!
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So I started taking this stuff called HCG (human chorionic gondatropin- sounds all natural right? Lol) for bodybuilding reasons and itās making me blow enormous loads. Check it out boys and girls!
Enjoy your weekend!
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Rise and shine gents! Have a swell day- every one of you!
2023-05-26 15:05:21 +0000 UTC View Post
