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This was initially going to just be buttplay but you know. Y..

This was initially going to just be buttplay but you know. You wanna touch you fuck and such. Sometimes you get a little involvedšŸ¤”šŸ«£šŸ‘¹

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I was going to end up cumming or hurt myself this go around ..

I was going to end up cumming or hurt myself this go around with edging. My cock was feeling a little sensitive. I’ve had several std checks since this and nothing there. It was just a fluke? Either way. I’ll keep putting out more of these and keep playing with myself in search of collabs. Thank you everyone🫠

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This is my last event at Palm Springs. Here’s 4 Cummings in ..

This is my last event at Palm Springs. Here’s 4 Cummings in 2 scenes. Back to back is always fun. A true breather and then going back to it. I love just beating it down to an oblivion but just a little more ā€œHollywoodā€ and the production value gets higher. I’m going to go back to where I was in the release of Saturday. Then I’m getting ready to be a little more current. Ie post Palm Springs.

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Here are a few cumshots. One was from yesterday and one was ..

Here are a few cumshots. One was from yesterday and one was from today. I don’t have my other content out in Palm Springs so this is slightly out of order in release. It’s some buttplay and cockplay all on a bed and a sling. I’ll make sense of where this page shall be going very shortly before the end of the year. It’s only going to be more content and better qualityšŸ˜‰

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3 Cummings in a video. This is me getting my bearings back t..

3 Cummings in a video. This is me getting my bearings back to get to the point where I will release something every other day. For the time being it’s a little janky. I will get back to everyone shortly.

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This is the 4th part of my artistic flair. If you’ve already..

This is the 4th part of my artistic flair. If you’ve already noticed I cum when I want during these videos you’re correct. I just keep putting them together in such a way that it allows me to not work a metaphorical 12 hour a day days actually thinking about how I’m going to blow and keep going. Since my record is 8 I do not see a reason to keep making it more involved. Thank you for all of your support. More is cumming shortly.

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This is the 3rd installment of my onlyfans fuck mess. The 4t..

This is the 3rd installment of my onlyfans fuck mess. The 4th installment shall be out shortly to make sense of these.

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Here is the second part of 3 which is now being extended to ..

Here is the second part of 3 which is now being extended to 4. I couldn’t help myself. So hopefully you all enjoy this as well. I’ll add more info shortly.ā˜ŗļø

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(Random Cumz 1 Of 3) maybe more.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£ Looking at things from..

(Random Cumz 1 Of 3) maybe more.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£ Looking at things from new angles. This will be a 3 part event while I get together some spots so things don’t look so disheveled. On that note I am going to get back to everyone that has reached out and Social Media shortly. I’ve been more absent than ever. I’m trying to figure out time to get everything done in 1 day but at home now as opposed to the VA

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This is todays video. I’ll explain more later but this is pr..

This is todays video. I’ll explain more later but this is pretty much a hot blooper. Expect what I wanted to deliver tomorrow or Saturday. Then it will flow for 4 straight days and I will try to stay on that cycle. There is going to be a lot more to it than which I am describing. It translates to ~1hr of content minimum per week of quality.

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Somehow I was able to squeeze this one out. There will be on..

Somehow I was able to squeeze this one out. There will be only 20 more days of this purgatory on all of our ends. Then I shall be home where I will be doing at least one video a day and collaborations as well. There is a few takers on many fronts. Thank you all for bearing with me on this. I have now gained 18 lbs. another 10 more and I shall be at or close enough to my ideal weight. I also apologize for the lack of good lighting here. This building is from 1951

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My apologies for being so nervous on my first multiple cum s..

My apologies for being so nervous on my first multiple cum shot in a building of 200 people moving fast. Literally at any moment I could have been caught so I wasn’t even sure how to do this without being very cautious. I have room inspections on every even hour and roommates with 2 different schedules. I was surprised at my ability to ejaculate the way I always have under that pressure without smoking any cannabis. This shows that I was designed for porn in my opinion. If you guys have any suggestions for places I might be able to do this as well, I’m all ears. Or eyes I guess on this platform. 🤣

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I have to be super sneaky while doing these videos here but ..

I have to be super sneaky while doing these videos here but it’s kind of fun tbh. Not the best quality, but let’s see how many different ones of these I can do. There are some offers on grindr that are happening in the next couple weeks. This is just very new tbh. I’ve never had to be so aware of my surroundings while masturbating. I’m thinking I want to try other bathrooms too. Let’s try the airport, Starbucks, all sorts of locations. If I can also have collabs in them.. even better. Some of these collabs I can do in car as well. I hope you all enjoy this. šŸ˜‰ 3 shots all in-between my roommates leaving and avoiding random inspections.

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My apologies for being so late in releases. I’ll try to get ..

My apologies for being so late in releases. I’ll try to get something like this up every few days or something similar that will include a lot of cum. I did this with 2 straight guys in the next room over. It’s quite complicated to make this work. I would say it would be something like trying to film while in the military. In fact the actual military might be easier to do this. I’ll make sense of this very shortly and get all the goo out to you beautiful folks. I’m going to have a car blowjob video cumming out soon. I’m working on the dynamics of that now. Thank you all for being so amazing. It is extremely hard to do while I am here.

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Hey guys!! Hope ur all doing well! I gotta take a small hiat..

Hey guys!! Hope ur all doing well! I gotta take a small hiatus from posting. Dealing with a few things that I can hopefully explain later. I shall return soon!!

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This is the jack off video from today explaining very visual..

This is the jack off video from today explaining very visually that I’m back in the groove after all these ailments. I’m going to add a more descriptive note/ explanation in this section for later to document it over time to allow for the best possible ways for ā€œmeā€ get off and hopefully you will in turn. This is all a life lesson and a journey together. Let’s keep this momentum going.🄰

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(Jizz) I’m up to about 93% the way of being regular on all o..

(Jizz) I’m up to about 93% the way of being regular on all of my major 5 things I do everyday. Tik, twit, insta, snap, only. In this I’d like to do 1-3 hours of content creation set aside time. I’m figuring how to make that all work. My update about what is happening currently is going to go up shortly. I’m going to mark all the ones I blow in this category as (Jizz)

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I had to post this one from multiple places. I’ve me a momen..

I had to post this one from multiple places. I’ve me a moment to get a description up. My phones are as weird as I’ve been absent. I’m going to make some extra sense of it shortly. Here’s the message going to be pasted in after this text.

Here is the first one in my series of being a little under the weather. I am so sorry for all the gaps. I just feel good enough to get this out. It was after the therapy yesterday. Just had to do this and now gonna take a nap. I'll keep you all informed shortly. There is only good stuff coming though I'm exhausted. I love you all and thank you for the support.

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So this was the masturbation before showing up for a happy h..

So this was the masturbation before showing up for a happy hour. I'm sure that everyone at the resort can hear me. The walls aren't the thickest but that's what makes it more fun. Back tomorrow afternoonish. I will make sure that I get back to everyone. I am sorry for this week. It was so wonky.

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So I know my posting has been a little janky due to the inte..

So I know my posting has been a little janky due to the internet situation. Vacation is weird. I now know how this works for the future. this is my first 7 days away from what I know as my studio/home. With this experience as well as the networking that has occurred I should be good to do all sorts of excursions and other fun things without having to be worried about how the post is going to be released.

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I am so sorry for the delay in the videos. This is only temp..

I am so sorry for the delay in the videos. This is only temporary whilst in Palm Springs. I may be doing a video today with one or even 2 collaborators. It should be very good. If it cums to fruition, I'd like to call it something along the lines of Chocolate, Vanilla, Or Hairy... What's your flavor?

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So in this one, I blew 3 loads. I apologize if cum isn't you..

So in this one, I blew 3 loads. I apologize if cum isn't your favorite thing. It makes me smile for so many reasons and has a series of different but distinct aromas that get me high in a lustful way.

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This is the edge video from what was supposed to be the 4 pa..

This is the edge video from what was supposed to be the 4 part event that was a little jumbled. The good news is that. This is a nude resort so I will be networking hard, or just really hard while networking.

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This is Buttplay to another level. I hope you all appreciate..

This is Buttplay to another level. I hope you all appreciate that Im not usually much of a dildo guy. That may change. Who knows? Enjoy everyone. Updates cumming shortly.

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Here is an edge video in a way. Let’s stretch me out. Let’s ..

Here is an edge video in a way. Let’s stretch me out. Let’s call this. ā€œDid you do your hole work?ā€ Since this was a 4 part venture. Expect tomorrows dildo play to be very early on if not at midnight itself. I need to get current and I apologize. I am never sorry. There is never such a thing as a sorry professional. At least not that one’s worth paying for

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This is amazing that this will be solo session number 70. Th..

This is amazing that this will be solo session number 70. That means there's going to be 100 before August and I am going to make sure to always be growing on a week to week basis. Some days are better than others but all around. I feel I have improved drastically. Thank you all for the love and support in this goofy venture. I mean I literally get paid atm to fuck myself. Soon I hope to fuck more. The train already starting and it looks like a Japanese Bullet train. Strap in everyone.

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I would normally apologize for being so all over the place. ..

I would normally apologize for being so all over the place. I think its because I really felt like I wasn't in some sort of dream anymore and that I can find people to work with. Seriously after 5 months of not having sex with anyone for content makes you doubt your inner self. It wasn't exactly part of me not trying. It was me trying to do too much at once. The good news is That I am coming back up to my 100% again after back followed by that Adderall-free day. That really jacked me up. If I don't get back to you before the weekend starts... That I apologize for. Though the content is good I do admit. I think I am only awesome when I am metaphorically "Sinking" I am going to give this a lot of thought. I may be able to maximize this further by exploiting my own weakness when it's acceptable to me. "Jeeze getting older sucks with having to be your own pen to the paper that is your story." ~DeanSpeare~

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This is today with a toy update at the end of the video. I'm..

This is today with a toy update at the end of the video. I'm going to have to do further research into what I may do with it on this platform but this is just cool and I wanted to show you guys without "showing" you guys yet. If I seem a little out of the loop it's because so many content creators wanted to do something all at once. I have a FWB collaborator and will try to find up to 1 new collaborator a week until I get the gist of this. I'm very easy to prep myself collaborations seem to take 10X the effort. Thank you all for bearing with me in this learning experience.

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I apologize that I have gotten slightly off schedule. I did ..

I apologize that I have gotten slightly off schedule. I did this about an hour or 2 ago and thought I'd share cum shot. It's post-sex with the new content creator I have been talking to. This is about 12 hours after I was inside of him, and him inside of me. We're getting a lot together in mind and were going to make some awesome content.

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