The Fuck me Fairy: A very smart yet very sociopathic ex of ..
Added 2023-07-30 03:53:31 +0000 UTCThe Fuck me Fairy: A very smart yet very sociopathic ex of mine once told me whenever I asked why he wouldn't let me just leave him. He said, "imagine you were walking in the woods and you came across a beautiful fairy and you got that fairy to fly in your pocket! And this fairy was a sex fairy that made all your sex dreams come true! All you had to do is feed her and give her your Netflix account and she was pretty happy most of the time. Even in just a pocket. But maybe she wants out of the pocket, she doesn't want to just be a sex fairy. He said, "Not many people find fairies, so would you really care if that fairy wanted out of your pocket? No. Cuz, you got a motherfucking sex fairy in your pocket" Disturbing but hot am I righ?.
