beercanfather

I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I ta..

Added 2025-04-06 13:25:17 +0000 UTC

I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I take little videos of my cock, and then I forget about them. Then I wake up and go through whatever I made or sent to people or friends. And this video is one of those where I need to sort of pay attention, because I can hardly believe how big I am. It’s like I have just kept getting bigger and bigger, thicker and thicker. Not just like “growing” but, I feel like English is missing a word. Gaining in mass. Enmassening. Amassing volume. Seriously, look at how ENORMOUS my penis has gotten.

It’s like…a tree trunk. It’s so fucking massive. I really have the definition of a massive cock. I am literally bigger than all of you by a nearly obscene margin.

So much fucking thick COCK. Circumferential hyperpriapism.