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Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to exp..

Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to experience the shock of seeing my penis for the first time. Someone who has no expectations, no real experience of penises outside of the normal range (0.1-99.9%, or even 95%). Is it something that sits with them for their whole lives? Does it change their sexuality permanently? Does it reshape the boundaries of arousal?

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Come have a beer with me (I don’t actually drink beer but wi..

Come have a beer with me (I don’t actually drink beer but wine will do)

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Are you thirsty?

Are you thirsty?

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“This guy at work always has such a huge bulge. I wonder wha..

“This guy at work always has such a huge bulge. I wonder what he’s hiding under there”

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Wearing only underwear can be sexualBut it doesn’t have to b..

Wearing only underwear can be sexual
But it doesn’t have to be. But when you have a huge penis it’s a different experience all together. Even soft, a huge penis is a symbol of power. It’s reflected everywhere in our society that big penises command admiration, respect, gossip, even awe. How many videos on YouTube are about whether size matters? Does it matter if you’re 5 or 6 inches? Not really. But when you start at 7-8” soft then yeah, it starts to matter a whole lot.

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STALLION COCK

STALLION COCK

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I was able to convince ChatGPT to analyze a bunch of picture..

I was able to convince ChatGPT to analyze a bunch of pictures and calculate the size of my penis. Then it made an average and calculated the standard deviation, even gave me z-scores and did a t-test. And don’t you know it, it appears my penis is quite large! These numbers aren’t completely accurate but it is well within the right ball park or whatever the correct sport metaphor is. AI is crazy. Thank god it came out just as I started my PhD because nothing in this world will convince me to learn to code.

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MicropenisSmall penisLower average penisAverage penis Upper ..

Micropenis
Small penis
Lower average penis
Average penis
Upper average penis
Big penis
Large penis
Huge penis
Monster penis
Giant penis
Enormous penis
Hyperpriapic penis ✅

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I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I ta..

I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I take little videos of my cock, and then I forget about them. Then I wake up and go through whatever I made or sent to people or friends. And this video is one of those where I need to sort of pay attention, because I can hardly believe how big I am. It’s like I have just kept getting bigger and bigger, thicker and thicker. Not just like “growing” but, I feel like English is missing a word. Gaining in mass. Enmassening. Amassing volume. Seriously, look at how ENORMOUS my penis has gotten.


It’s like…a tree trunk. It’s so fucking massive. I really have the definition of a massive cock. I am literally bigger than all of you by a nearly obscene margin.

So much fucking thick COCK. Circumferential hyperpriapism.

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Horse cock

Horse cock

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Really like hearing your ideas for captions. Come on, let’s ..

Really like hearing your ideas for captions. Come on, let’s hear what you want to say about it. Don’t be shy.

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What caption should I put here?

What caption should I put here?

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ALL THE WAY down your throat. Can you handle it?

ALL THE WAY down your throat. Can you handle it?

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For a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people sa..

For a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people say about me behind my back or just when I’m not there. All the conversations where my penis has come up to which I wasn’t privy. What did they say? What do they really say when I’m not there? Have you ever talked about it with someone?

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One more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’v..

One more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’ve been thinking about what people might say not to me but amongst themselves about my penis. I know many have talked about me behind my back. What did they say? What if they were somehow sent this video? “This is Leo from work!”

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Forgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. I..

Forgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. It really displays how rock hard my penis gets. I used to push it down until it slapped me really hard on my belly. I used to call that “making music”. Something I’ve always done. Spring-loaded.

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My penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s als..

My penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s also strong as fuck. It’s spring loaded. It’s like a tree trunk. It’s like a baseball bat. Look at that fat fucker. Careful around it! You might end up with a black eye or a busted lip.

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Have you ever seen a harder penis?

Have you ever seen a harder penis?

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My soft cock is honestly so enormous.

My soft cock is honestly so enormous.

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It’s like a baseball bat

It’s like a baseball bat

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From heavy semi to towering hyperphallus

From heavy semi to towering hyperphallus

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How would you feel seeing me like this around your house?

How would you feel seeing me like this around your house?

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One last whip out before sleep. Isnt my penis huge?

One last whip out before sleep. Isnt my penis huge?

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I hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. ..

I hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. I’m actually holding back a bit because I don’t want to post 10 variations of the same video. But here is more nonetheless. I mean you’re literally paying me to see it so here: my very large, very thick, very hard macropenis.

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I remember when I first heard of, and of course immediately ..

I remember when I first heard of, and of course immediately tried, the “TP roll test”. The girls said something like “you can only call yourself big if you can’t fit in a TP roll”.

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I want to shove all of it down your throat. ALL of it.

I want to shove all of it down your throat. ALL of it.

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I get so fucking hard. It’s a positive feedback loop. I’m so..

I get so fucking hard. It’s a positive feedback loop. I’m so big, it makes me so hard, I get so big, I get so hard…

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I have a big cock. Want me to whip it out and show you?

I have a big cock. Want me to whip it out and show you?

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For scale. Isn’t the head massive?

For scale. Isn’t the head massive?

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Just a real honest display of my size. As always, reading yo..

Just a real honest display of my size. As always, reading your comments and messages just gives me life. It’s everything to me to see my penis size through your eyes. It helps me realize how big my genitalia are. Oversized. Obscene. Fuck.

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