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DJ but make it trad wife with the riz extra spicy

DJ but make it trad wife with the riz extra spicy

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For my new and returning subs who missed this when it first ..

For my new and returning subs who missed this when it first was posted - FUCKING MACHINE BABY! Part 1 and 2 DM me for the super nasty cuts 😈

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Help Wanted …but till THAT happens, may I suggest you try 1)..

Help Wanted …but till THAT happens, may I suggest you try 1) open one window with this post 2) open a separate browser window with the awesome video post from the live feed with the camera switching and titles etc 3) hit play on both at the same time and do something else on the computer* *if you’re shady with 2 or more phones (like me) then use phone screens instead of browser windows *bonus points if you’re using dual monitors *double bonus points if you’re doing so at the office that is NOT located under the same roof as your sleeping quarters.

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My girl needed the treatment so I gave her the treatment. Sh..

My girl needed the treatment so I gave her the treatment. She liked the view and my “soft touch” and I indulged her when she said “Blow on it for me?”😍 Always be prepared with your THIRST AID KIT.

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I need tech support forreal, cos in the words of Lana Del Re..

I need tech support forreal, cos in the words of Lana Del Rey, *“I’m too hot for this shit.”*

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If you’re not doing this before you try to stick it in her w..

If you’re not doing this before you try to stick it in her what even are you doing then?? But wash your damn hands first, PLEASE! And open your ear holes and *abide* when she says *go lower, less pressure, STOP*… 🧡🙏 good boys…

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Sweetheart vibes 💘

Sweetheart vibes 💘

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Note to self: don’t be live-streaming from inside a steaming..

Note to self: don’t be live-streaming from inside a steaming hot tub of water. Hot water makes you tired, and cranky, and delirious which makes the show very strange…

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Good morning, Ponyfuckers! 🪵Got wood for me?🔥

Good morning, Ponyfuckers! 🪵Got wood for me?🔥

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Screen grab from a hot custom clip I just shot. 🧡 I love how..

Screen grab from a hot custom clip I just shot. 🧡 I love how this snorkel mask makes me look like a Bratz doll. 😂 you’d be surprised how cute it looks lol 🤿💦🏊‍♀️

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Get ready, my dudes…😂😂😂

Get ready, my dudes…😂😂😂

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💘 more chaos

💘 more chaos

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chaos 💘

chaos 💘

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If you love me you would swallow… …your pride and watch thi..

If you love me you would swallow… …your pride and watch this rough cut I made for you guys. 😂😂😂

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There's this quote about how comparing yourself to others ju..

There's this quote about how comparing yourself to others just makes you miserable and the only person you should be comparing yourself with is...you from the past! I'm sure I've jumbled that quote but my point is... ⬇️Check this out. ⬇️

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Everybody taller than me, always looking up..

Everybody taller than me, always looking up..

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Did somebody say ***cumshot***? Headphones off for this bit ..

Did somebody say ***cumshot***? Headphones off for this bit as well. 💯💯💯🐈‍⬛🐈>🐕🦮

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Just reading Michio Kaku and thinking about the vacuum of sp..

Just reading Michio Kaku and thinking about the vacuum of space and multiverses n shit—choice Saturday night entertainment for introverts. 🤓📙 Anyway — wanna see me blow bubbles with my 🍑? 😇😂😈

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1) Your face when we’re on our first date and I tell you I f..

1) Your face when we’re on our first date and I tell you I forgot to wear any panties or bra… 😱 2) My face when I am trying not to notice your pants growing all of a sudden…🫣

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Warning: leave the earbuds out for this one, boys. Trust me...

Warning: leave the earbuds out for this one, boys. Trust me. Still cute & hot 100% lol DM me if you just can't deal with it.

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Guys, I just finished building out my vanity and suddenly I’..

Guys, I just finished building out my vanity and suddenly I’m camera ready?! Girls *are* magical.

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Good morning, neighbor! Just your neighborhood little whore..

Good morning, neighbor! Just your neighborhood little whore girlfriend waving hello in the driveway, picking up the morning paper and what do you know—top headlines right here: I have two good reasons for you to restart your newspaper subscription…and invite me over for something hot before work? ☕️☕️☕️ duhhh 😂🧡 I have been working on about 4 videos simultaneously since Friday and will be dropping them all in the feed this week 🤞🤞🤞🧡

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Things to say to me if you’re trying to be single: 1. It’s m..

Things to say to me if you’re trying to be single: 1. It’s me or the cat. What’s it gonna be? 2. Your cat hates me. 3. Is he gonna just stay there while you ride my dick?? …You let him WATCH you like that?! 😸😸😸😸😸

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****ABSOLUTE UNIT.****

****ABSOLUTE UNIT.****

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Do you remember when people had sex over fax machines?? Jkjk..

Do you remember when people had sex over fax machines?? Jkjk lol I mean maybe?? People were so crazy back then!! How do you wish to connect with me right now?

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