a new joke for all my himbos out there
a new joke for all my himbos out there
2024-03-21 22:33:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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happy valentine's day from chicago!!
happy valentine's day from chicago!!
2024-02-14 19:27:41 +0000 UTC View Posti did this show where they ask you questions about your sex ..
i did this show where they ask you questions about your sex life after your set. here are all my little answers.
2024-02-12 19:47:55 +0000 UTC View Posti feel like men think topless is always good but there is ba..
i feel like men think topless is always good but there is bad topless. sometimes you are topless on the couch bc you got sweaty eating pancakes
2024-02-12 17:20:12 +0000 UTC View Posti'm sorry i've been away. i've been galavanting around thail..
i'm sorry i've been away. i've been galavanting around thailand!! now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
2024-02-07 17:11:52 +0000 UTC View Postyou know what they say about big shoes
you know what they say about big shoes
2023-12-20 21:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostI just found out men have been giving themselves handjobs th..
I just found out men have been giving themselves handjobs this whole time!!
2023-12-18 07:34:35 +0000 UTC View Postok i've had a million dollar idea. you know how tampons come..
ok i've had a million dollar idea. you know how tampons come in variety packs with light, regular, and super. variety pack of condoms with different sizes for the modern woman. this isn't really funny i just think it's a good idea i would buy it.
2023-12-13 22:14:25 +0000 UTC View PostWe need to start treating pigeons with respect. Most of you ..
We need to start treating pigeons with respect. Most of you live your lives way worse than a pigeon but I don’t kick you in the head when you’re having a snack on the train platform. It has to stop!!
2023-12-11 22:53:48 +0000 UTC View Postgetting in the holiday spirit 😇
getting in the holiday spirit 😇
2023-12-11 22:51:15 +0000 UTC View Posta cat & me at a bird sanctuary. (birds not pictured.)
a cat & me at a bird sanctuary. (birds not pictured.)
2023-12-07 02:57:00 +0000 UTC View Posti would like to go on record and say that my favorite flavor..
i would like to go on record and say that my favorite flavor of condom is plain.
2023-12-07 02:42:45 +0000 UTC View Posti'm over "candid" pics of people looking off into the distan..
i'm over "candid" pics of people looking off into the distance sipping a cocktail. if you’re not coming at that Moscow mule straw like a POV blowjob scene then I simply do not care to see it.
2023-12-04 21:52:56 +0000 UTC View Postgonna start wearing the same thing every day like a cartoon ..
gonna start wearing the same thing every day like a cartoon character. who’s with me
2023-12-01 21:38:29 +0000 UTC View Posta fun little essay i wrote for halloween. recorded at the pa..
a fun little essay i wrote for halloween. recorded at the paper machete
2023-11-26 22:19:30 +0000 UTC View Posti’m not Mormon but I think soaking sounds kind of nice hones..
i’m not Mormon but I think soaking sounds kind of nice honestly. peaceful
2023-11-26 22:07:18 +0000 UTC View Post
you guys are gonna love this joke it's about having an orgas..
you guys are gonna love this joke it's about having an orgasm (female)
2023-11-20 21:10:55 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t like sleeping on my back so in my casket throw me in..
I don’t like sleeping on my back so in my casket throw me in face down thanks
2023-11-20 21:04:42 +0000 UTC View Postwhen I had a small mental breakdown last winter and i went t..
when I had a small mental breakdown last winter and i went to the bean alone in mid december 😌
2023-11-20 03:55:28 +0000 UTC View Postsomeone said I need to rotate my tires but I’m like hello do..
someone said I need to rotate my tires but I’m like hello don’t those little fuckers rotate every time I drive around ??
2023-11-20 03:05:48 +0000 UTC View Postthe gynecologist joke. recorded after i impulsively chopped ..
the gynecologist joke. recorded after i impulsively chopped all my hair off post breakup :)
2023-11-16 20:33:47 +0000 UTC View Posteveryone’s getting their pubic hair permanently lasered off ..
everyone’s getting their pubic hair permanently lasered off so in 50 years there’s gonna be a whole generation of grandmas with bald pussies and that just does not sit right with me
2023-11-16 20:27:38 +0000 UTC View Postone time i was recording a podcast but something got fucked ..
one time i was recording a podcast but something got fucked up and nothing recorded and then i realized we had just had a conversation. it was horrible
2023-11-15 01:15:13 +0000 UTC View Post