bae caught me slipping 🥰
bae caught me slipping 🥰
2023-08-11 19:32:15 +0000 UTC View Posti haven't chewed on the right side of my mouth since this dentist appointment 8 months ago which is kind of fun and flirty!
2023-08-06 23:38:27 +0000 UTC View Postinsta sugar daddies* keep forgetting I’ve got fuck you money!! *scammers anyways tips are welcome.
2023-08-01 17:25:05 +0000 UTC View Posthave you checked out my podcast?? i get funny women to tell me a disgusting story. plus you get a gross story from our live ladylike show and stories submitted by the audience. here's a clip from the pod where my friend claire shows me a picture of her shit. the ladylike podcast is available on apple, spotify, stitcher and soundcloud!
2023-07-28 21:10:45 +0000 UTC View Postwho is petting the k9 doggies 😎
2023-07-26 19:51:53 +0000 UTC View Postthe box of contraband items at pitchfork. imagine the sorrow and regret after having your cucumber confiscated. my heart goes out to them.
2023-07-24 17:14:34 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're in New York come check out a show!! 7/24 Fun Time @ Fine Time Bar 9pm 7/25 Freestyle Comedy @ Bowery Electric 7pm 7/26 CYSK @ The Gutter 9pm
2023-07-22 19:32:37 +0000 UTC View Posthappy sunday to all who celebrate
2023-07-16 22:10:32 +0000 UTC View Posti ran into my ex and he had laryngitis and he was like "yeah i'm sure you've got a voodoo doll of me somewhere" and i was like "listen if i was gonna make part of you not work it wouldn't be your voice" that being said it's extremely difficult to sew a tiny penis onto a voodoo doll but i'm working on it
2023-07-13 19:26:30 +0000 UTC View Postpossibly the worst photo taken of anyone ever. enjoy responsibly.
2023-07-12 04:28:34 +0000 UTC View Posttonight tonight!! and it's freeeeee! https://ci.ovationtix.com/35386/production/1130929
2023-07-06 19:56:48 +0000 UTC View Posta fun little crowd interaction brought to you by ADHD (which goes frequently undiagnosed in adult women!)
2023-07-06 17:18:57 +0000 UTC View Posthello welcome to my onlyfans! please enjoy my critically acclaimed vaginal discharge joke. if you like it you will like a lot of my posts and if you don't i have a joke about riding in an airplane that you may enjoy. stay tuned!
2023-06-29 19:25:49 +0000 UTC View Post