You ever feel like you might be going just a little bit over..
You ever feel like you might be going just a little bit over the edge?
2022-10-22 01:55:11 +0000 UTC View Post
madelynsheaffer posts
She is 97% eat your soul But oh! That 3%
She is 97% eat your soul But oh! That 3%
2022-10-20 14:45:24 +0000 UTC View PostThere's only one man I'm submissive to.
There's only one man I'm submissive to.
2022-10-19 15:35:14 +0000 UTC View PostLove is an emerald. Its brilliant light wards off dragons On..
Love is an emerald. Its brilliant light wards off dragons On this treacherous path. ~Rumi
2022-10-18 21:41:56 +0000 UTC View PostThis photo was taken back in the day when I was a librarian ..
This photo was taken back in the day when I was a librarian in a small, rural, Missouri town. The top and bottom words got cut off somewhere along the way, but the original photo was meant to be my version of the Jim Morrison "lewd and lascivious" poster. Feeling too sexy for my quaint little town had made me feel like a bit of an outlaw. Tip $10 to have the books removed from the town librarian's photo. 😉
2022-10-17 13:41:10 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to whoever sent the dozen roses from my Amazon Wis..
Thank you to whoever sent the dozen roses from my Amazon Wish List yesterday. You really made my day!! 💋
2022-10-15 13:35:27 +0000 UTC View PostThank you, gentlemen, for your respect. Now how much will yo..
Thank you, gentlemen, for your respect. Now how much will you tip me to play with my ass? 🙂🙃😉
2022-10-14 02:39:13 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like my morning resting dork face?
Do you like my morning resting dork face?
2022-10-13 13:34:46 +0000 UTC View PostI am positive that you are sex positive But in case you are ..
I am positive that you are sex positive But in case you are ever not Hang this in the window Of your little heart
2022-10-12 14:35:19 +0000 UTC View PostHoney, Mommy's taking a nap. I'll be up in a minute.
Honey, Mommy's taking a nap. I'll be up in a minute.
2022-10-11 14:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostA few of you have been requesting videos. While I really wan..
A few of you have been requesting videos. While I really want to work with video, and I have shot a few clips (of which this is the most innocent)...I have been having difficulty working with dinosaur era technologies. Last year, I had a decent laptop that had lasted me the last several years through college. I was just starting my second semester in grad school and it quit on me. I was in a hurry and broke--needing to get a research assignment done--and so went to the nearest used computer/repair shop to buy whatever laptop I could find for $200. This turned out ot be an HP 2000 Notebook PC. It is absolutely terrible. It is no good for anything but writing papers and simple web searches. I downloaded two different video editing softwares last week (Wondershare Filmora and Adobe Premier Rush) and both freeze up while working with them and won't allow me to save. My processor just can't handle the most basic of tasks. So please hang in there with me until I either buy a new laptop or get a decent iPhone. (Yes, my cellphone is also basic --$99 Walmart phone.) I did add a selection of workable iPhones to my Amazon wish list. 💛💛💛💛Any subscriber who buys me one will get a free year subscription and free unlocked content for photos and videos for the year.💛💛💛💛 Thanks for hanging in there with me while I get my technology upgraded and figured out.
2022-10-10 18:39:51 +0000 UTC View Post"For amber waves of grain" 🌟🌟Write an anthem for my nipple ..
"For amber waves of grain" 🌟🌟Write an anthem for my nipple and get the unaltered version of this photo for free🌟🌟
2022-10-09 14:17:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Top of the afternoon to ya Or morning Or night Wherever in t..
Top of the afternoon to ya Or morning Or night Wherever in the world you may be
2022-10-08 16:52:38 +0000 UTC View PostMy gold tooth wants to wish you all a happy Friday. 😘 I too..
My gold tooth wants to wish you all a happy Friday. 😘 I took a bunch of photos and videos today and hope to get some uploaded later tonight or tomorrow. Also, will answer all messages tonight.. Happy weekending!
2022-10-07 22:16:44 +0000 UTC View PostI have a lot of Facebook memories set to private. These pict..
I have a lot of Facebook memories set to private. These pictures popped up today and reminded me how almost every male professor I had in college at some point invited me to their office. This particular professor I happened to have a mental crush on, because, well, he had a Ph.D. in psychology, and was handsome as fuck. So when this handsome prick invited me to his office to lend me his book, on his favorite philosopher, who I believe he assigned to me, for a project, what did this horny hoe do but run right outside to a private spot at the back of the campus and pose with the good Dr.'s book between my legs. Note: I never acted upon any of the erotic "called to office" moments in my college career. But I definitely enjoyed the tension. PS. Might my pussy, hidden in plain sight, be the long-sought philosopher stone itself?
2022-10-06 16:48:23 +0000 UTC View PostI have no idea what the fuck I am doing here. Two things com..
I have no idea what the fuck I am doing here. Two things come to mind. WIlliam Hung auditioning with "She Bangs" for American Idol, and my friend Teresa, who told a story once about being in a high-end strip club in San Francisco 20 years ago in which she was carrying on a conversation with a gentleman about the city's architecture and suddenly had the epiphany that it was not the right time or place. I joined two other models' pages and these girls are throwing down while I am playing a game of tiddlywinks. I hope you all like tiddlywinks. "I have no professional training"...I am just here to audition to be your next, great, American Fallen Idol. Ps. Tip me $20 to take the tiddly off my winks. ;)
2022-10-05 15:25:56 +0000 UTC View PostFor those of you who received and purchased my first video l..
For those of you who received and purchased my first video last night, you have passed the first test. You now belong to a higher ring of subscribers, who will receive extra status and privileges assigned to this exclusive circle. In due course, this carefully selected circle of elite subscribers will become more elite, more exclusive, until there are only 12 left--these to become Mistress Madelyn's Circle of Fifths. For the rest of you, I still need some toe suckers and those who enjoy the ball gag. And now a story. When I was a little girl, I lived in a large antebellum home in the inner city of Kansas City. Until I was five, and sent to private school (fortunately for me, a Montessori Kindergarten) I believed myself to be a black person. I mean, I wanted to be black, so bad. With the exception of my family, I was the only white person for miles. I had the best friends. We would chase down the ice cream truck and beg for free popsicles, roller skate down (what seemed) gigantic hills, and a highlight was on the hottest days, my big brother and his friends would turn on the fire hydrant at the bottom of a dead end street with a big wrench. The water would spray up the entire road. We kids would choose a spot halfway uphill to let the waves hit us before running into a gulley in the park behind the dead-end road where the retreating water would turn into a large muddy lake. There we would swim for what seemed hours until the adults would come ruin the swimming party by saying that dead bodies would be floating in the water from the adjoining cemetery. Good times, childhood. Wonderful! But the story I would like to tell you today is about being five years old and peeing standing up against a clubhouse wall that was actually a lean to/build on to the antebellum home I was raised in, within an all-black neighborhood. I was not the orchestrator of the peeing party, but I gladly participated. As has always been the norm, it was an older girl (probably 7 but she seemed 14) who was initiating us, youngsters, in the pleasures of pull your pants down games. All of us little girls, shorts down to our ankles, pubic bones pressed forward, were shooting strong, proud, and steady streams of hot urine into the secret-keeping wall of faded, chipping lead paint at the same time. Alas, a nosey neighbor was spying through her fence line and reported all of us tinkling tots to our parents. It was at that time that I first learned that there are things you should do, and things you shouldn't do, with the things you shouldn't do, apparently being more fun. This is the kind of space I want my page to be. You are all the boys in my Montessori kindergarten--or better still--you are the "go outside and play til I call you in for dinner" children I play with before we know the rules. Shall we have some fun?
2022-10-04 15:38:15 +0000 UTC View PostEven though it's a Monday, make sure it's a fun day.
Even though it's a Monday, make sure it's a fun day.
2022-10-03 18:50:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhat these boobs need are more cow bell.
What these boobs need are more cow bell.
2022-10-02 16:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I just want to take a second to thank all of my first-month ..
I just want to take a second to thank all of my first-month subscribers for being here. I have been just putting my big toe in the pool before I swan dive into the deep end. Anyone here ever have a season pass to the community pool back in the day? Those were some great days...and also where I lost my virginity! Maybe that is why I still love the water so much. The combination of sunshine and water definitely hit my happy spot. Anyway, thank you everyone who purchased my first PPV message. You had me feeling like a virgin. Now that we've popped that cherry. . .
2022-10-01 16:29:28 +0000 UTC View Post"The human body is meant to be seen, admired, and desired.....
"The human body is meant to be seen, admired, and desired...not hidden away like some ugly, festering wound."
2022-09-30 19:46:52 +0000 UTC View PostI have a fall flavor and it's hazelnut honey almond mocha. W..
I have a fall flavor and it's hazelnut honey almond mocha. Who needs coffee?
2022-09-29 15:02:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow! So in the 4 days since I started this page, I have had ..
Wow! So in the 4 days since I started this page, I have had 5888 visitors! Thank you United States, Canada, Mexico, United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, Germany, Netherlands, France, and Spain! (There were other undisclosed countries, but the above-mentioned have been my viewers ranked in order by highest number.) I guess the cat is out of the bag! And speaking of cats let out of the bag, subscribers please check your PPV messages. (As soon as I figure out how to post there.) ;)
2022-09-28 23:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostI'm getting strong ass eating vibes off this crowd.
I'm getting strong ass eating vibes off this crowd.
2022-09-28 13:50:33 +0000 UTC View PostHi guys! I hope you are having fun! While I don't rate penis..
Hi guys! I hope you are having fun! While I don't rate penis pictures, I do rate calves, nipples, triceps, and anuses. How would you rate my smile in this picture?
2022-09-27 17:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Saturday to all my subscribers and thank you! I am a l..
Happy Saturday to all my subscribers and thank you! I am a little busy this weekend, but I promise to reply to all messages within 48 hours. Also, I am going to start things out super slow, but by the end of the month we may well be playing ring toss out of someone's ass. We're all friends here, right?
2022-09-24 17:30:56 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not sure how to caption this, but I'm feeling kind of ki..
I'm not sure how to caption this, but I'm feeling kind of kinky.
2022-09-24 01:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post