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Happy Easter my Peeps! What's the difference between a goo..

Happy Easter my Peeps! What's the difference between a good bunny and a bad bunny? How many carrots she likes to take! Enjoy the photos and look out for my Good bunny/Bad bunny photo shoot and videos out soon! #dpeasterbunny

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Can you guess where her hair is tied to?

Can you guess where her hair is tied to?

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Even Wonder Woman forgets to run errands occasionally.

Even Wonder Woman forgets to run errands occasionally.

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Is the world ever ends, I'm going to join an apocalyptic cir..

Is the world ever ends, I'm going to join an apocalyptic circus as the Great Jessica! I'll guess fetishes and dick size within a quarter of an inch, or your money back!

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The night you realize you are now a "If I want live music, I..

The night you realize you are now a "If I want live music, I'll go to a concert!" person.

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Yes, my lipstick is always smeared. I'm just one of those gi..

Yes, my lipstick is always smeared. I'm just one of those girls. Acceptance is Peace :)

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What does a girl do, when she takes a trip of self explorati..

What does a girl do, when she takes a trip of self exploration with only her bags and two Chihuahuas, writes a ton on the beach, and gets complete closure from her latest love affair? A completely different look and the opportunity to buy many more used costumes online. The roots of Wonder Woman speak to me in a way that no comic book character ever has. Female empowerment, bondage, submission, rope, truth, and empathy as a superpower have always been my lifetime morals and desires. Plus, I'm 5'10" so I was always called an Amazon, especially during basketball. So I really like that they flipped that word further on its head. #futuramadiditfirst #brunettesare70%ofallcharacters #alterego #getyourcapeon More coming soon!

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When you've never in your life had dark hair, and you really..

When you've never in your life had dark hair, and you really need an excuse to buy all the cosplay for it, because you're fat head is way too big for wigs.

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Loving Corpus Christi so far, some much needed ME time.But, ..

Loving Corpus Christi so far, some much needed ME time.But, Don't worry boys I have been a busy girl. Plenty of photos and videos coming soon. If you want to support my much needed birthday trip tip this post for my Birthday Fund! :))♡♡♡♡ XOXO

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Top floor. Ocean view. Birthday Sex incoming.

Top floor. Ocean view. Birthday Sex incoming.

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Having a ball in CC with my Chihuahuas. Even got a good vide..

Having a ball in CC with my Chihuahuas. Even got a good video with a guy I met. It was supposed to be a slow job, but he couldn't hold back. But the slow seduction and mouth fucking is there. College boys, lol. So excitable ;)

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Gonna be a fun night! Xoxo

Gonna be a fun night! Xoxo

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Spring Break@ the Gulf!

Spring Break@ the Gulf!

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I really wish I had one of those spray on makeup machines li..

I really wish I had one of those spray on makeup machines like Judy Jetson had. That shit was supposed to be out like 20 years ago.

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Facebook Marketplace for the coat win! $10 with an extra $20..

Facebook Marketplace for the coat win! $10 with an extra $20 delivery fee and it fits me like a glove. Fuck u cold front! I came all the way to Austin without a jacket.. It's cozy AF. I may want to f*** on this jacket. But maybe not today. I have had a FULL day. Thank you, Austin!

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Why? Thank you, Austin, I agree my outfit is very dope. St. ..

Why? Thank you, Austin, I agree my outfit is very dope. St. Patrick here I come. I may have to wear a green bra just to be able to get AND give the pinch back after I prove them wrong.

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Birthday week starting out uni-horny AF! Wanna see what's un..

Birthday week starting out uni-horny AF! Wanna see what's under my dress? Can't wait to see how many loads of cum I can take this week. I need somewhere to tally my marks.

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Omg!!! I'm starting to pack. Can't believe the Chihuahuas an..

Omg!!! I'm starting to pack. Can't believe the Chihuahuas and I head out on my first EVER alone or ADULT themed vacation!!! Three nights in Austin during SxSW, 4 nights on the beach in Corpus Christi during Spring Break, and it's a unicorn themed birthday week! If I don't get laid several times, it's my own dang fault!

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🍀Leprechauns love white cotton panties! (Part 2/2)🍀

🍀Leprechauns love white cotton panties! (Part 2/2)🍀

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🍀Leprechauns love white cotton panties! (Part 1/2)🍀

🍀Leprechauns love white cotton panties! (Part 1/2)🍀

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Spring Break is here, which means St. Patrick's day is right..

Spring Break is here, which means St. Patrick's day is right around the corner. While you all enjoy drinking Irish Whiskey, and slam a few too many Car Bombs, I decided to dress up in my leprechaun Costume, do two photo shoots, and a super hot video with my new toy. Both photo sets & the 10 minute video will be available in 15-20 minutes! CHEERS! 🍀🍻🥃🍀

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Jama jama jama time, it's pajama time!

Jama jama jama time, it's pajama time!

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As I sit here dry brush painting a cornice so that it looks ..

As I sit here dry brush painting a cornice so that it looks antique, I wonder.....do these guys notice that???? No, you don't. But, I do. And this is my theatre, my stage, my home, my personality I'm sharing with you. So, if I want faux finishes, dirty art on the wall, fabulous dog beds in every room, and a home filled with the symbolism of my soul, then I deserve it. Because if you had the chance to build a sex/BDSM haven where you never have to leave and your two best Chihuahua friends were always with you and beauty and sex surrounded you.... You'd get crafty AF too.

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Oh! I forgot the most fun and creative things I want to do f..

Oh! I forgot the most fun and creative things I want to do for my birthday! A puppet show. I ain't got Miss Piggy in my back for kicks. AND! AND! I bought one of those really good mics for AMSR. I want to read from the novel series Beauty by Anne Rice. It was one of the first books that ever got me really questioning what sexuality is about. And it's one of the most filthy reads I've ever came across 😆 Birthday Month bought to be a theatre nymphos dream.

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As a single mom my whole life, I've put on at least 40 birth..

As a single mom my whole life, I've put on at least 40 birthday parties. When you have multiple kids, you want them to feel special and individual. So in our house they got their own birthday month. Crepe streamers till my arms want to fall off, party games, and my sherbert punch. From 70's disco fabulous to making Mine craft cows out of cheese blocks, I've done it all. This year is the first year I'm spending my birthday alone and since I've never gotten to have a birthday party (my youngest was born on the same week and I don't steal thunder), I'm having the EXACT birthday experience I want to. Like down to the stupid hats. Which is 1. Decorations and a cake. And ice cream. A Unicorn themed. Single Bi Female and all that :) Plus, I like them. 2. Going out dancing at least once. 3 . Making out with at least once person at that dance club. 3. Paying tribute all month to some of my favorite movies and shows about sexuality. Think 9 1/2 weeks rather than 50 shades, though. 4. Buy myself a piece of sex furniture or a toy I've always wanted to try. Or the Blow Job pillow. If Sara Secret ever gets it in stock. 5. Take my dogs to the beach. 6 Fabulous Unicorn themed Mani Pedi 7 Post Pedi Toe Suck 6. Get DPed It's a tall order but I am a determined woman with lots of time on her hands :)

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Omg, the apt is almost finished! At least, finished enough I..

Omg, the apt is almost finished! At least, finished enough I can show off. The MTV cribs generation in me says to make a video and show it, but the fashionista in me says photoshoot with matching outfits in every room. It's hard being me.

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