Hey Camily, i arrived home from my uncles funeral yesterday and im making my way down the list of messages! if you're waiting to hear from me, YOU'RE ABOUT TOOOOOOOO!!!๐ im sorry for the silence the last few days, my head has been so heavy with grief over the last week as I mentally prepared myself to say goodbye to my Uncle. But being at the funeral was more difficult than I could have ever imagined... Thank you for being here for me, offering your friendship & luff. thats what I really need the most of right now ๐ฅบ๐
2022-03-01 00:15:30 +0000 UTC
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This census and Tax stuff is crap. I want to live in a country that doesn't assign homework.
2022-02-27 01:38:00 +0000 UTC
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i think i consider myself to be a "political atheist", because i don't believe in anything politicians say.
2022-02-26 07:27:40 +0000 UTC
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i just had to think to remember how to write a capital "P", so if anyone needs a tutor for their kid or anything, hit me up. xD
2022-02-25 04:26:42 +0000 UTC
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if 'back to the future' taught me anything itโs that if you punch someone in the face, your life could drastically improve
2022-02-25 03:49:15 +0000 UTC
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when i tie a sweater around my waist i like to pretend a short ghost is hugging me. :$
2022-02-25 00:34:13 +0000 UTC
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"This guy gets it." - me, whenever I see someone sleeping
2022-02-24 08:51:40 +0000 UTC
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messy plays are the best plays ๐ฅฐ idk what it is about making a giant mess, but it gives me the happiest of feels ๐
2022-02-22 23:19:52 +0000 UTC
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..make your own bacon by tricking a pig into running headlong through a harp..?
2022-02-21 07:30:27 +0000 UTC
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okay so at tj-maxx i overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone โi married a stale ham sandwich of a humanโ and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult lol
2022-02-21 04:02:28 +0000 UTC
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hot tip: don't answer the door after dark because it might be an orphan in a basket and ain't nobody got time for that.
2022-02-21 00:57:05 +0000 UTC
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When waitresses ask me what I want to drink I always say "just water for now." But I'm lying. Water is all I'm getting. I love water. mwahahaha :D
2022-02-20 14:12:41 +0000 UTC
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someday i will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of taco bell mild sauce packets and expired AAA batteries..
2022-02-20 06:00:01 +0000 UTC
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the human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl :o
2022-02-20 01:46:33 +0000 UTC
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The time honored birthday tradition ofโฆ Cake Sitting ๐ Would you rather be the cake or eat the cake rn? ๐
2022-02-19 23:44:56 +0000 UTC
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currently riding that line between i wish i didn't have to eat to live and food is the only thing that comforts me
2022-02-19 21:33:58 +0000 UTC
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this chair was sooo hard to take pics in ๐ i kept flopping all over the place! bad news tho, today is a school dayโฆ ๐ which means it will be the most boring day ever ๐ฉ maybe you can send me a special treat to make my day a little brighter?๐๐ป๐๐ปโจ please, anything to make this homework day suck a little less. ps the third to last pic has rainbow toes ๐
2022-02-17 22:47:21 +0000 UTC
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[my cell phone rings] ME (a person who pays a monthly fee to allow this): Ugh why is this happening O.O
2022-02-17 22:14:34 +0000 UTC
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..i've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this tube for over a month now..
2022-02-17 03:55:16 +0000 UTC
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Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon.
2022-02-17 02:23:52 +0000 UTC
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Hermione's gone mad ๐ฒ
ps i just sent this out in PPVs, but if you don't have it and want it, tip $20 for this 30 minute hardcore cosplay fantasy! ๐งโโ๏ธโจ
2022-02-17 00:01:19 +0000 UTC
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I'm going to start using "reach around" as business jargon and see if anyone corrects me once I'm finished.
2022-02-16 20:42:50 +0000 UTC
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No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees.
2022-02-16 10:21:11 +0000 UTC
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love that classic italian phrase 'mamma mia' which means 'my mother is missing in action'
2022-02-16 04:33:54 +0000 UTC
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Hermione stares at you, waiting. Waiting for you to make the first move, you to show her you care, you toโฆ to please her
2022-02-13 22:23:51 +0000 UTC
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true story: i play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.
2022-02-13 03:58:22 +0000 UTC
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Dropping two exclusive phone screen backgrounds rn! They fit iphones perfectly, but let me know if they fit androids too! ๐ค love you guys so so much! โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
**update iโm sorry i posted the screenshots where i checked the sizing of the pics. these are the phone background pics ๐๐
2022-02-13 03:15:24 +0000 UTC
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โ๏ธIMPERIOโ๏ธ After casting the Imperious curse, you realize what how I intend to use your cursed bodyโฆ or better yet, how your cursed body will be used by me ๐
**Ps i know the pics are blurry! for some reason the camera focused on my wand and not my faceโฆ lol
2022-02-13 02:16:40 +0000 UTC
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face down, ass up. that's how I like to tie my shoes. :D
2022-02-13 01:20:19 +0000 UTC
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Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says "good move."
2022-02-12 23:25:51 +0000 UTC
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