They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of..
They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it.
2022-02-11 23:27:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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the existence of post nut clarity and pre nut confusion impl..
the existence of post nut clarity and pre nut confusion implies that there is mid nut learning
2022-02-11 21:05:59 +0000 UTC View PostHow politicians sleep at night: First they lie on one side, ..
How politicians sleep at night: First they lie on one side, then they flip and lie on the other.
2022-02-11 02:03:06 +0000 UTC View PostLet me tell you about my grandfather. He's a good man, a bra..
Let me tell you about my grandfather. He's a good man, a brave man. He has the heart of a lion..and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
2022-02-11 00:31:52 +0000 UTC View PostRelationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked a..
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
2022-02-09 23:22:07 +0000 UTC View PostI have the world’s largest collection of seashells, you may ..
I have the world’s largest collection of seashells, you may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over. xD
2022-02-09 18:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
“Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.”
“Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.”
2022-02-09 02:23:04 +0000 UTC View Posti feel this so hard with the camily 🥲♥️
i feel this so hard with the camily 🥲♥️
2022-02-09 00:05:19 +0000 UTC View PostMore and more I learn to take life with a grain of salt. And..
More and more I learn to take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila..
2022-02-08 23:15:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhen life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. xD
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. xD
2022-02-08 22:23:19 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like your mornings with a little, spice? 😉 if ya do… ..
Do you like your mornings with a little, spice? 😉 if ya do… you might want to check your pms 🌶✨
2022-02-08 19:38:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can’t T-Rex clap their hands? Because they’re extinct.
Why can’t T-Rex clap their hands?
Because they’re extinct.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
2022-02-05 21:57:13 +0000 UTC View PostA Charlie Brown Christmas 🎄: I KNOWWWW this is super late, b..
A Charlie Brown Christmas 🎄: I KNOWWWW this is super late, but forgive me for it? 🙈 its taken me a while to go through all the recorded content from Christmas. Either way, I hope this helps you drift off to the land of sleepies!!🥱
2022-02-01 04:31:12 +0000 UTC View PostPoor Tara didn't know what hit he-... oh wait, she did... 😐 ..
Poor Tara didn't know what hit he-... oh wait, she did... 😐 Don't worry, she was totally fine after and I even gave her butt lots of kisses. this just goes to show, you DON'T want to get spanked by KB. Well, maybe you do 😉
2022-01-30 02:20:46 +0000 UTC View PostShe puts the oil on the skin, so she doesn't get the hose ag..
She puts the oil on the skin, so she doesn't get the hose again... Come on, it seriously looks like I'm in a crazy Christmas killer's house... There is plastic wrap everywhere!!! 😆
2022-01-29 22:16:17 +0000 UTC View PostIts Friday Night, the week has been insanely long. Its time ..
Its Friday Night, the week has been insanely long. Its time to rest, close your eyes, and let me read you into a peaceful slumber 💤🌙
2022-01-29 03:31:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A gol..
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* “damn” and a skydiver goes “damn” *whack*
2022-01-28 02:32:38 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't he follow the script once, JUST THIS ONCE?? smh An..
Why can't he follow the script once, JUST THIS ONCE?? smh Anyway, Christmas is a time for love, sharing feelings of care and warmth with those we care for the most. 👼🏼🎄✨ Not presents, don't listen to him! Lionel is always lion!!!🦁💞
2022-01-27 23:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostA good friend of mine lost his grandfather the other day AND..
A good friend of mine lost his grandfather the other day AND had a crappy coworker giving him hecks, so he needed a little pick me up. Lionel had a some kind words to help our friend through this crappy moment; maybe his words will help you too ❤
2022-01-26 22:31:08 +0000 UTC View PostAnother goodnight story since you guys seemed to like yester..
Another goodnight story since you guys seemed to like yesterdays so much! 🥰 Fair warning, this reading is called, The Warlocks Hairy Heart" and its... a little bit creepy 💀 enjoyyyy 💋
2022-01-26 04:30:46 +0000 UTC View PostTrust me, he really likes it.. Did you SEE that sniff at the..
Trust me, he really likes it.. Did you SEE that sniff at the end?? 👀
2022-01-25 20:13:11 +0000 UTC View PostGoodnight, sleep tight, and enjoy some good reads tonight my..
Goodnight, sleep tight, and enjoy some good reads tonight my luffly lions🌜🦁
2022-01-25 04:31:38 +0000 UTC View PostHaii! 🌸 so last night i wanted to try something new, making ..
Haii! 🌸 so last night i wanted to try something new, making a little mini music video! 🤩 I've always had this vision of creating one, but never had the know-how. But last night a bug of inspiration bit me, HARD!! After fiddling, learning, and experimenting, I present, my first ever try at a sexy music video! You are the first person to EVER see this, so can ya do me a favor and tell me what you think? 🙈💝👇🏼
2022-01-24 16:30:46 +0000 UTC View Postgood night, sleep tight, don't let any sneaky zebras bite 💞
good night, sleep tight, don't let any sneaky zebras bite 💞
2022-01-24 06:43:41 +0000 UTC View PostI was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer..
I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets… then it hit me.
2022-01-24 01:29:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s ..
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
2022-01-23 00:57:20 +0000 UTC View PostTwo whales walk into a bar. The first one says, “Weeeeeooooo..
Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, “Weeeeeooooouuuhhhh”. The next whale says, “Shut up, Steve. You’re drun k.”
2022-01-22 01:59:34 +0000 UTC View PostTwo fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other ..
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”
2022-01-21 01:50:03 +0000 UTC View Post