Can you kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart?
Can you kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart?
2022-01-20 09:31:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!
Why is C afraid of D?
Because DEEZ NUTS!
What did the girl with no fingertips but just toe tips do? S..
What did the girl with no fingertips but just toe tips do? She tip-toed everywhere😝💕
2022-01-19 04:33:18 +0000 UTC View PostSaying "Get a load of this guy!" is considered mocking in mo..
Saying "Get a load of this guy!" is considered mocking in most places..
..But it's a flirty compliment in a Gay Bar. xD
Sing along if you know the words: 🎶 Butt Butt Butt, in your ..
Sing along if you know the words: 🎶 Butt Butt Butt, in your faceee🎶 hehe inside stream joke 🙈💕
2022-01-18 02:10:36 +0000 UTC View PostA koala bear walks into a brothel picks out the best looking..
A koala bear walks into a brothel picks out the best looking girl and heads upstairs with her. While up there he eats her out like a madman doing things she's never even heard of. After about an hour he gets up heads out the door, but the girl stops him and demands payment. The koala bear doesn't understand. She has him look up prostitute in the dictionary; Prostitute: a person who trades sex for money. Still a little confused he asks what the dictionary says about koala bears. Koala bear: an Australian native animal that eats bushes and leaves.
2022-01-17 10:13:39 +0000 UTC View PostA farmer goes to the market to buy a rooster He sees one he ..
A farmer goes to the market to buy a rooster He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller: "Is he any good for mating?" "Oh, no problem there, he screwed every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!" "Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?" "You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."
2022-01-17 03:53:56 +0000 UTC View Posti wanna put my feet all over your face, making you sniff lic..
i wanna put my feet all over your face, making you sniff lick and feel every inch of my soft soles ♥️✨
2022-01-17 02:46:45 +0000 UTC View PostA horse walked into a bar.. Bartender: Hey Horse: Yes plea..
A horse walked into a bar..
Bartender: Hey
Horse: Yes please
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on, sugar, l..
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on, sugar, let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me Come on, honey, tell me so
2022-01-16 23:41:21 +0000 UTC View Postthis is me 9 out of 10 times, anybody else? xD
this is me 9 out of 10 times, anybody else? xD
2022-01-16 04:42:20 +0000 UTC View PostThinking about taking some feet pics since i got my pretty t..
Thinking about taking some feet pics since i got my pretty toes freshly manicured 🥰
2022-01-16 03:50:13 +0000 UTC View PostCome crawl to me my little pet, fall on your knees, show me ..
Come crawl to me my little pet, fall on your knees, show me how you wish to please your Goddess ❤️🔥✨
2022-01-15 23:29:45 +0000 UTC View Post
i feel like a dummy, i just realized my last two posts are s..
i feel like a dummy, i just realized my last two posts are same description different pics.... wtfluff Kabes ... 😝😅
2022-01-15 03:56:31 +0000 UTC View PostSmiles are wonderful things. When you give one to somebody o..
Smiles are wonderful things. When you give one to somebody oftentimes that somebody will give one right back <333
2022-01-15 03:55:17 +0000 UTC View Postquestion: what is the best life lesson you ever learned? goo..
question: what is the best life lesson you ever learned? good or bad, i wanna know. comment below! <3
2022-01-15 01:54:49 +0000 UTC View PostOoops i got a lil spitty, you don’t mind, do you? 🙈
Ooops i got a lil spitty, you don’t mind, do you? 🙈
2022-01-15 00:52:45 +0000 UTC View PostOops I got a lil spitty there for a second... you don't mind..
Oops I got a lil spitty there for a second... you don't mind do you 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
2022-01-14 01:08:11 +0000 UTC View PostI refused to believe Lionel was stealing from his job on the..
I refused to believe Lionel was stealing from his job on the road crew, but when I got home, all the signs were there..<3
2022-01-14 01:01:03 +0000 UTC View Postrawrrr! :3 What’s up?? I just can’t let christmas go yet!
rawrrr! :3 What’s up?? I just can’t let christmas go yet!
2022-01-13 22:57:09 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Tootsday! Lets start the morning off with some happy w..
Happy Tootsday! Lets start the morning off with some happy wiggles 👼🏼🌸
2022-01-11 15:50:53 +0000 UTC View PostPicked up my books for next school semester :S
Picked up my books for next school semester :S
2022-01-11 05:40:09 +0000 UTC View Posthave you been missing a certain part of me? 😉💚
have you been missing a certain part of me? 😉💚
2022-01-11 01:21:26 +0000 UTC View Postadventures are made for two, will you be my compan1on this y..
adventures are made for two, will you be my compan1on this year? ♥️✨
2022-01-04 01:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostChicken Strippers pt 2 Happy New Years muther fluffers 😎💥
Chicken Strippers pt 2 Happy New Years muther fluffers 😎💥
2022-01-03 03:29:55 +0000 UTC View Postthick thighs and soft little feet to hypnot1ze you with… How..
thick thighs and soft little feet to hypnot1ze you with… How does the song go… 🤨 🎶All i want for Christmas is Kristie’s Sexy Feet, Kristie’s Sexy Feet 🎶 🥴♥️
2021-12-31 16:16:18 +0000 UTC View PostSo have you been naughty or nice this christmas? Good Boys g..
So have you been naughty or nice this christmas? Good Boys get head pats, and the bad boys get bent over my knee and spanked… so tell me pet, which are you? 😈
2021-12-31 00:15:20 +0000 UTC View Postthe feminine urge to give you some noods as an apology for p..
the feminine urge to give you some noods as an apology for proofing the last week 🙇🏼♀️🎀 forgive me? 💕
2021-12-30 08:35:23 +0000 UTC View PostYou gonna make fun of my for my glowing nose too? or were yo..
You gonna make fun of my for my glowing nose too? or were you distracted by my booty glow 😈 🎶and how the reindeer loved her, as Santa shouted out with glee 🎅🏻🎶
2021-12-21 20:38:55 +0000 UTC View Post