Happy Halloween!!
Happy Halloween!!
2020-10-31 15:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
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Might need a couple minutes...can’t get into costume 😆
Might need a couple minutes...can’t get into costume 😆
2020-10-31 01:57:34 +0000 UTC View Post1 hour until live stream!! Excited to see my Halloween costu..
1 hour until live stream!! Excited to see my Halloween costume?! 😍😍😍😍
2020-10-31 01:07:30 +0000 UTC View Post
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!! You still have 4 hours to get raffle ..
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!! You still have 4 hours to get raffle entries in. Everyone who enters wins a brand new solo, and 5 people win 1 on 1 video chat. 7PM PST I’m going live. My lives are fun, sexy and wet...afterwards I read you a bed time story. You don’t want to miss this. 😘
2020-10-30 15:05:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Conspiracy Theory Thursday. I want to hear who the liza..
It’s Conspiracy Theory Thursday. I want to hear who the lizard people are and how they control your brains. I also want you to tip this post $25 so I can give you a number. That number goes into a raffle. Tomorrow, during my live stream (at 7pm PST) I draw 5 numbers. 5 people are winning 1 on 1 video chats with me. EVERYONE who enters is winning brand new content right after the stream. Get in on this. I’m a pretty fun conversationalist 😘
2020-10-29 15:15:21 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! It’s Hump It or Dump It Wednesday! This is the..
Good morning! It’s Hump It or Dump It Wednesday! This is the day you send me a $7 bet with your dick pic and I tell you if I’d hump it or dump it. Yesterday I offered to do a dick rate/raffle combo and that seemed popular, so I can do it again today. Tip this post $30, I give you a number for my video chat raffle AND give your dick a smash or trash rate. I’m drawing 5 winners during my live stream this Friday! Get in on this!
2020-10-28 15:05:19 +0000 UTC View PostCongrats to B for winning the meme contest and getting himse..
Congrats to B for winning the meme contest and getting himself a free ticket for the video chat raffle! I will be drawing 5 winners on Friday during my live stream. Starts at 7pm. You still have time to purchase raffle entries! See you there! 😘
2020-10-28 04:32:40 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Dylan Dick Rate Tuesday! We are switching it up a littl..
It’s Dylan Dick Rate Tuesday! We are switching it up a little because I’m also running a raffle for a video chat. Normally, Tuesday dick rates are $10 per picture. The raffle is $25 per entry. TODAY, you can tip this post $30 and get a raffle AND a rate. Lucky bastards. Do NOT send me your dick and no tip, I’ll block you. But DO totally take advantage of this sweet deal.
2020-10-27 15:15:39 +0000 UTC View PostAh! Before I forget! Vote on the funniest meme. Winner gets ..
Ah! Before I forget! Vote on the funniest meme. Winner gets a free raffle ticket for the video chat. I’ll be drawing 5 winners on Friday during live stream ❤️
2020-10-27 04:50:51 +0000 UTC View Post15 minute countdown! Here’s the movie thread ❤️
15 minute countdown! Here’s the movie thread ❤️
2020-10-27 00:45:38 +0000 UTC View PostMy page is spazzing up. Wonderful
My page is spazzing up. Wonderful
2020-10-26 22:08:37 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Meme/Marvel Monday, Muhfuckas! Meme this picture. Funn..
Happy Meme/Marvel Monday, Muhfuckas! Meme this picture. Funniest memes will get entered into a contest. I’ll put up a poll, let you guys vote, winner gets a ticket for video chat raffle. If I win, well...bummer for you guys. Sorry, I’m hilarious, beat me if you can! 😂 If you aren’t funny, that’s ok you can still tip this post $25 and I’ll give you a raffle ticket. I’m drawing FIVE winners during my live stream this Friday at 7pm. Yes...you can enter multiple times. If I draw 2 of your numbers, you will win double the time on the video chat. EVERYONE WHO ENTERS AUTOMATICALLY GETS BRAND NEW CONTENT AFTER THE LIVE STREAM ON FRIDAY. I love my fans. This is how I show it. Go ahead and show the love right back. 🥰🥰
2020-10-26 15:16:06 +0000 UTC View PostMorning Sinners! Ready to Cock & Roll? 😈 I invite you to tit..
Morning Sinners! Ready to Cock & Roll? 😈 I invite you to tithe this post $25 and in return, I’ll bless you with a ticket to heaven. Should you be one of the 5 “chosen ones”, I’d like to schedule a video chat with you after my live stream on Friday. Should you not gain access to 10 minutes in heaven with me, I’ll still anoint you with this heavenly body in the form of a new solo. (In layman’s terms: I’m running a raffle for a 10 minute video chat. To enter, tip this post $25. You get a number. During my live stream, I’m drawing 5 numbers. Everyone who enters gets a brand new solo. Enter as many times as you want, if you get more than 1 number drawn, your time gets extended for video chat) LETS GET WICKED 😈🔥
2020-10-25 15:31:27 +0000 UTC View Post15 minute countdown. This is the movie thread. Let’s get our..
15 minute countdown. This is the movie thread. Let’s get our nerd on! 😘
2020-10-24 21:46:37 +0000 UTC View PostGOOD MORNING! Another beautiful day is in the works!! ICYMI,..
GOOD MORNING! Another beautiful day is in the works!! ICYMI, I am live streaming next Friday and raffling off LIVE video chats. Due to the popularity of this raffle last time, I’m drawing 5 lucky winners this time. EVERY person who enters will get a brand new solo after the live stream (just like last time) To enter: Tip this post $25, comment RAFFLE. You get a number. Screenshot it, save it in your notes, keep a record of it....i keep track on my end too. I do the drawing, you claim your number, i verify, then i plan a video chat with the winners. YES, I’m REALLY doing it, YES, I’m really excited about it, and YES, you can enter as many times as you want. I’m answering tipped messages (raffle entries and misc tips) in order they were received. Bare with me, I run my own account so if I’m not answering right away, I’m not ignoring you, I’m just over here being a human. 💕
2020-10-24 15:32:11 +0000 UTC View Post15 minute countdown! Here’s what we watch at 6pm!! I’m not g..
15 minute countdown! Here’s what we watch at 6pm!! I’m not gonna attempt to live stream at the same time....that was a pain in the ass last week...but i will be commenting like i always do 💕
2020-10-24 00:46:19 +0000 UTC View PostGOOD MORNING! Scary stuff tonight for Friday Night Fright!! ..
GOOD MORNING! Scary stuff tonight for Friday Night Fright!! ALSO-I’m gonna live stream next Friday 7pm. (After we watch Mandalorian 2. Don’t worry nerds, I gotchu!) Gonna do another video chat raffle because I really loved the last ones! 🥰 This time I’m gonna draw 5 winners. 10 minutes each. Tip this post $25, get a number. You keep track on your end, I’ll keep track on mine. Next Friday I will draw the numbers live, and plan chats with winners accordingly. EVERYONE WHO ENTERS WINS A BRAND NEW SOLO.❤️❤️ LETS DO THIS!
2020-10-23 15:07:49 +0000 UTC View PostI hope everyone enjoyed the new BG with Ramon!! Thank you to..
I hope everyone enjoyed the new BG with Ramon!! Thank you to everyone that pre-ordered! I’ll release to all in a few days, but I got a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Gonna live stream next Friday Oct 30, 7PM! “But Dylan, that’s the day Mandalorian Season 2 drops” I KNOW! We’ll watch it beforehand. ALSO!!! You guys liked the raffle? Let’s do it again! THIS TIME, I’ll draw 5 winners, 10 minute video chat for each winner. $25 an entry. Same as before. You tip the post, you get a number. You keep track, I keep track. I draw during live stream. Shenanigans ensue. EVEN IF YOU DON’T WIN THE RAFFLE, EVERYONE WHO ENTERS WINS A BRAND NEW SOLO. If you enter more than once, and i draw your number more than once, you get an extra 10 minutes. Let’s do this shit! 😘😘😘
2020-10-23 01:05:48 +0000 UTC View PostYo. It’s Conspiracy Theory Thursday. Let’s get weird. Wanna ..
Yo. It’s Conspiracy Theory Thursday. Let’s get weird. Wanna get in on Dylan’s Secret Society of Deviants? Tip this post $50. You get Top Secret Elite Membership that includes my newest video that’s getting leaked at 4:44pm to Deviants ONLY. 😈 Remember: The all seeing eye can’t spy on you if you give me all your dollars. IJS
2020-10-22 16:09:54 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Humpday! On humpday i do $7 dick rates. You tip me $7, ..
It’s Humpday! On humpday i do $7 dick rates. You tip me $7, and i answer “hump it” or “dump it” in your DM’s until 5pm. ALSO....I’m still accepting payments to get on the preorder list for my newest release...This is the wettest BG I’ve ever recorded. I’m sending it to everyone on the pre-order list Thursday afternoon, the rest of you will get it at a later date...so...get on this pre-order list ASAP. 😘
2020-10-21 16:10:34 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Tuesday! You know what that means? Half priced dick rat..
It’s Tuesday! You know what that means? Half priced dick rates! For $10 I give you a 1-10 rate. You tip me FIRST, then you send the pic, (1 pic per $10 tip) and I give it my professional rate. If you want to send video, it’s $25 a minute for me to view it. SPH is $13. I do make custom rate videos too, but there’s a waitlist for those. If you still want to get in line for that, DM me. Most important info for the day: Do NOT send me your dick with no tip. I will block the fuck out of you. Got it? Good. Let’s get it.
2020-10-20 15:38:04 +0000 UTC View PostOF is spazzing. I’m calling it a night. Night guys 😘
OF is spazzing. I’m calling it a night. Night guys 😘
2020-10-20 04:30:04 +0000 UTC View Post15 minutes until we start. This is the movie thread. Grab yo..
15 minutes until we start. This is the movie thread. Grab your snacks. See you soon ❤️
2020-10-20 00:46:09 +0000 UTC View PostSee this face? It’s the face of a girl who is about to make ..
See this face? It’s the face of a girl who is about to make content with the first male porn star who’s name I memorized. By the time I was old enough to legally watch his shit, I’d been a fan for 3 years. This is the nastiest, wettest content I’ve ever shot. Definitely worth the wait 😈 DM me to get on the pre-order list. Everyone who pre-orders gets this one on Thursday. The rest of you will have to wait until I feel like sharing it. 💅🏻
2020-10-19 19:10:40 +0000 UTC View PostYo. It’s Meme/Marvel Monday!! The best fucking day of the we..
Yo. It’s Meme/Marvel Monday!! The best fucking day of the weeeeekkk!! We’re roasting me, and at 6pm we are watching Ant-Man together. New people: You can stream it on Disney + if you don’t own it. I post a new thread 10-15 minutes before movie starts, we all press play at the same time. Shenanigans ensue. Honestly, it’s my favorite thing we do here. Please feel free to join in. 😘
2020-10-19 15:31:23 +0000 UTC View PostGood Morning Sinners! It’s Sunday, you know what that means?..
Good Morning Sinners! It’s Sunday, you know what that means? We’re gonna explore the 7 Deadly Sins. I have naughty stuff scheduled for you all day until bedtime. 😈You ready?
2020-10-18 16:08:15 +0000 UTC View PostStar Wars Thread. 15 minutes. Get your snacks, we’re getting..
Star Wars Thread. 15 minutes. Get your snacks, we’re getting our nerd on.
2020-10-18 01:45:58 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Star Wars Saturday! Tonight we are watching The Empire..
Happy Star Wars Saturday! Tonight we are watching The Empire Strikes Back, but I have to modify the time to 7pm because I’m driving home today. ❤️ Ok with everyone?
2020-10-17 16:06:57 +0000 UTC View PostOK! Give me a few minutes and we will start ghost tour! 😈
OK! Give me a few minutes and we will start ghost tour! 😈
2020-10-17 05:09:14 +0000 UTC View Post