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15 minute countdown. Grab snacks, handle your shit, we are s..

15 minute countdown. Grab snacks, handle your shit, we are starting The Phantom Menace at 6pm. I will not be answering DM’s during the movie, I will be here chatting. New people, feel free to join in. All nerds welcome ❤️

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Good Morning! How did everyone like the new Vegas video? Goo..

Good Morning! How did everyone like the new Vegas video? Good stuff? (If you didn’t see it yesterday, new subscribers, it’s being released again at 4pm today😉) Due to popular demand, Star Wars Saturday is a thing now. I’m fucking STOKED! We watched the ENTIRE Mandalorian last Saturday! Tonight: The Phantom Menace. 6pm. I’ll post a thread for comments before the movie starts. Everyone is invited to watch and comment. This is sacred nerd time, so be respectful and I’ll keep these watch parties open to all. ❤️ Also...Oct 2, 7pm, I will be live streaming. There’s a raffle to win a video chat with me. TIP THIS POST $20 AND COMMENT RAFFLE. You will get a number, I will keep track in my notes, and you should too. I will draw a number on live stream, and that person wins a 1 on 1 video chat. EVERYONE ELSE WHO ENTERS WINS NEW CONTENT AFTER MY STREAM. You can enter as many times as you want, you get a new number for every new entry. Let’s have a kick ass day!! ❤️❤️

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GOOOOOD MOANIN, MY DEVIANTS!! At 4PM today, I’m dropping BRA..

GOOOOOD MOANIN, MY DEVIANTS!! At 4PM today, I’m dropping BRAND NEW CONTENT! Johnny Sins. Las Vegas. 🔥HOT AS FUCK🔥 I’m also re-releasing some of our other videos throughout the day just to celebrate the occasion. I’ll be working on content until this afternoon, so if I’m not answering your DM’s as fast as I normally do, it’s because I’m creating more cool stuff for you to jerk it to. Like, the bad ass video everyone gets for entering my raffle. I’m doing a live stream in a few weeks. I’m raffling off a video chat to 1 lucky winner and EVERYONE who enters is getting new content right after the live stream. To enter, tip this post $20 and comment “RAFFLE”. I’ll put you on the swag list, give you a number and draw one winner on my live stream. Enter as many times as you like. Good luck!

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Is OF snatching everyone’s msgs right now or just mine? I ca..

Is OF snatching everyone’s msgs right now or just mine? I can see the preview, but not in my DM, and then i answer and my response disappears. 😫

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OK GUYS! Gonna go skydive!! 19 more and I can get certified!..

OK GUYS! Gonna go skydive!! 19 more and I can get certified!!! Do me a favor while I’m away? Enter my raffle. EVERYONE WINS SOMETHING FOR ENTERING. 1 person wins a video chat, everyone gets brand new content (after my next live stream) Tip this post $20, comment “RAFFLE” and when my feet are back on the ground, I will DM you with a number. You keep track of it, and i keep track of it, so when i do my drawing live, we both have a record to confirm the winner. I’m actually super excited about this. Like super duper excited!! You can enter as many times as you want, you get a new number every time. See you soooonnn!!!!!

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Daily reminder that my favorite thing to do is look back at ..

Daily reminder that my favorite thing to do is look back at it. I love watching you, watching me. 😈 Also, this post can use some love, and I’m always one to give love when I get love. Tip this post $20, type “RAFFLE”‘ and let me give you a number for chance to win a video chat. Guess what? Even if I don’t pick your number, everyone who enters will get new content right after my next live stream. So, like, you will win something regardless. Chances of winning the video chat increase the more times you enter though, so let’s make it exciting! 😘

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Sleep nekkid, wake up sexy. It’s Humpday. So I’m doing “hump..

Sleep nekkid, wake up sexy. It’s Humpday. So I’m doing “hump it” or “dump it” dick rates for $7.77 until 5pm. I have part 1 of the Johnny Sins Vegas footage edited, and ready for individual uploads, or you can wait until Friday when I send it to everyone. Also, running the “everybody wins” raffle from now until my next live stream. Tip THIS POST $20 and comment “RAFFLE”. I will give you a number and add you to special swag raffle list. During stream, I will draw a number. 1 person wins video 1 on 1 time. Everyone else that enters will get some brand new content (after the stream). Enter as many times as you want, may the odds be ever in your favor.

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Marvel Team: Assemble Here. Grab your snackies and drinks, w..

Marvel Team: Assemble Here. Grab your snackies and drinks, we’re starting in 15 mins.

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I’m glad I did those polls yesterday. For 1, because The Man..

I’m glad I did those polls yesterday. For 1, because The Mandalorian binge was amazing and for 2, bc you guys put in a lot of votes that told me that you are down to do a raffle for a video chat. YAY! So here’s how it’s gonna go. Tip $20 on any of my front page posts from now until Oct 1 and comment RAFFLE. I will get a notification and give you a number (1, 2, 3 so on). I will ask you to screenshot your number for confirmation, and I will keep track in my notes. On Oct 2nd or 3rd, I’m going to do a live stream. During the live stream, I will draw a number and announce it to everyone. I’ll confirm the winner in my notes. You MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN. After the live stream, I will send new content to everyone who tipped to participate in the raffle. (I’m putting you guys on a favorites list) and I’ll plan a time to video chat with the winner. You can enter as many times as you want from now until Oct 1st. (Date and time of stream TBD, but definitely Oct 2 or 3) I’m excited to try this and look forward to getting to know you better from now until then, so our experience is awesome for you. ❤️ May the odds be ever in your favor 💋

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What up heathens!! So feetball has started. Which means we’r..

What up heathens!! So feetball has started. Which means we’re starting Marvel Team Tuesdays! Since it’s our first night doing it on a Tuesday, EVERYONE is invited. Thor: The Dark World 6:30pm (my time) Still gonna do $10 Dylan Dick Rates until 5pm. Do NOT send me your dick and no tip. I will roast the fuck out of you and then I will block you. Your girlfriend HAS to say nice things about it, I don’t. Lastly, I’m live streaming next month and doing an “Everybody wins SOMETHING, but 1 person wins a video chat” promo. How it works: You tip THIS POST $20 and write RAFFLE. I give you a number and add you to my raffle list. During my live stream, I draw a number. 1 person wins, EVERY ONE THAT ENTERED gets new swag. Show me your dick, enter the raffle, nerd out with me later. Sounds like a pretty good day. ❤️

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MARVEL MONDAY THREAD

MARVEL MONDAY THREAD

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Well...I guess the foosball conflicts with sacred Marvel Mon..

Well...I guess the foosball conflicts with sacred Marvel Monday’s. We’re still doing Marvel watch alongs. Lucky us, we get 2 this week. What’s the best day to do these from now on?

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You guys having trouble with msgs or just me? I’m getting er..

You guys having trouble with msgs or just me? I’m getting error msg and keep having to refresh

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Guys. It’s Marvel Monday! And Meme Monday! And also another ..

Guys. It’s Marvel Monday! And Meme Monday! And also another day you can tip my front page posts $20 with the word “RAFFLE” and I give you a number for my drawing for a video chat AND I put you on a super secret swag list. After I pick a winner on my live stream, you will get sweet new content just for entering. Everyone wins something. Enter as many times as you want, just do me a favor and tip THIS POST so I know it’s a raffle entry and not a content tip. Ready to have some fun today? 😈

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FINAL EPISODE! Damn...I didn’t intend to binge The Mandalori..

FINAL EPISODE! Damn...I didn’t intend to binge The Mandalorian but you guys are fucking rad and this was AWESOME! I love when shit just works out. I have the best fucking people here, I swear! THANKS GUYS! So...I guess maybe we can make this a thing. Not a bad test run AT ALL ❤️❤️❤️

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7 thread

7 thread

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Episode 6 thread.

Episode 6 thread.

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Episode 5 thread. (Let credits go so you can go p or whateve..

Episode 5 thread. (Let credits go so you can go p or whatever) Fuck it, we can watch them all. Fingers crossed the content from earlier gets unlocked 😂. We chillin, tonight ❤️ Also this 2nd meme made me snort laughing

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Episode 4 thread, just getting it ready so I have time to gr..

Episode 4 thread, just getting it ready so I have time to grab snacks. Let those credits roll guys. Totally cool to tip the posts ❤️

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Episode 3 thread

Episode 3 thread

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EPISODE 2 THREAD. Just let the credits roll so we all start ..

EPISODE 2 THREAD. Just let the credits roll so we all start at the same time

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Mandalorian Post. I’ll start commenting here in 15 mins ❤️

Mandalorian Post. I’ll start commenting here in 15 mins ❤️

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NEXT VOTE: My cousin is doing this, but I’m not sure if you ..

NEXT VOTE: My cousin is doing this, but I’m not sure if you guys would be interested...thinking about a raffle for some 1 on 1 video chat. How i would like to do it, is i can make a post, you tip to enter, I give you a number, you screenshot your number for your records, i keep a list, every entry gets its own number, I do a live stream and pull the number live so you can see it, and plan the video call sometime after live? I’m thinking I’ll make a brand new solo, that way everyone who enters still wins something after the drawing....Like, I’d put you on a list for entering and blast the solo after the live to everyone who entered.Thoughts? 100 likes on this post and I’ll run it.

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Star Wars Saturday’s....yay or nay? UPDATED: So...Fuck it, ..

Star Wars Saturday’s....yay or nay? UPDATED: So...Fuck it, we watching some Star Wars shit tonight. I know not everyone is on the same level of nerd, so lets break in the N00bs with The Mandalorian. Everyone likes Baby Yoda (i know the real name, I’m not writing it on an 18+ platform) Episode 1, 6 PM, I’ll start a thread here later. This one is free, just a fan appreciation date night. See you there.

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Morning. Hope you have a kick ass day🤘🏼

Morning. Hope you have a kick ass day🤘🏼

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God damn itttt

God damn itttt

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Again. I can’t respond to my msgs. I’m trying. Not ignoring ..

Again. I can’t respond to my msgs. I’m trying. Not ignoring anyone. GAHHHHH!! That internal error msg pops up every time I hit send in DM’s 😭😭😭

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I cant check my god damn msgs bc OF has decided to shove pin..

I cant check my god damn msgs bc OF has decided to shove pineapples up its ass again this afternoon. I am logging out for a bit. Will check back in shortly. I’m not ignoring anyone, I just cant open msgs....smfh....PS Daily reminder Bella Thorne sucks

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Hello my friends. Today is a day I would like to show my gra..

Hello my friends. Today is a day I would like to show my gratitude towards first responders and residents of NY. I don’t need to see your full ID, but if you can show me the part that says you are a resident, or show me your uniform, I have a gift for you. Military, you too. Please DM me by 5pm...I’m gonna put you guys on a list so I can send it to you all at once. You are appreciated today and always. Much love. ❤️ #NeverForget

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Kitty Caca and I wanna say Good Meowning! 😘

Kitty Caca and I wanna say Good Meowning! 😘

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