Doing something new today friends! After we voted, I did a test run last week. It’s Humpday, so we’re gonna do a special kind of dick rate. Inspired by my time in Las Vegas. If you’d like to take a gamble on whether your dick is “hump worthy” or “dump worthy”, place your wager of $7.77 in my DM’s. Feeling lucky? Let’s see how you do. 🎰🎰🎰 Hump it or Dump it Dick Rates until 5pm 💋💋💋
2020-09-09 16:02:53 +0000 UTC
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Good morning, lover faces. It’s Dylan’s Dick Rate Tuesday! From now until 5pm, I am rating your dicks for $10. 1-10 rate. More dollar’s, more details. SPH is $13.13. You may send me a video, but please keep it under 5 minutes, $25 a minute to view. I also offer custom videos of your dick rate, but there is a waiting list for those. Let me know if you’re brave enough to hear me and watch me tell you exactly what I think of that cock. 😈 Bring em out, boys! 💋
2020-09-08 16:04:31 +0000 UTC
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MARVEL MOVIE POST
2020-09-08 00:56:00 +0000 UTC
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It’s Monday! That means memes. That means Marvel. And Marvel memes. My stash runneth dry, but you have a LOT of new content to work with, so make it funny! Marvel invite going out first, then we’ll get started on memes. Before anyone says anything about the order...I know. 🙄 I’m saving you guys $3.99 on rental and Disney is a bitch for not having The Incredible Hulk. That said, I’m taking a vote for next week. We can go back to Hulk and rent if you guys want, or we can stick to what’s on streaming. I think if we go the rental route, we’ll open it to all (like we did last week) so nobody has to come out of pocket twice on Marvel Monday. (Unless you want to tip the post, which is totally ok with me. 😘) We’ll see. I love the feedback on this stuff, so let me know. Also...X-men or no X-men? (I might have a thing for Wolverine 🤤)
2020-09-07 15:30:32 +0000 UTC
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Before I forget (sorry, long drive home) I’ve gotten a ton of requests for this song in particular. And I said if I did it, it would be totally 80’s, totally Dylan, totally fun. So...it’s dropping at midnight and staying up for 24 hours. Love you guys.
2020-09-07 04:22:15 +0000 UTC
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Heads up...I just put some fat discounts on my bundles. That deal lasts until I get home...so take me up on my offer and stick around. I’m kind of a lot of fun. 💋 UPDATED: Due to the popularity of this deal, it will be extended until I wake up.
2020-09-06 20:49:00 +0000 UTC
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Good morning from Sin City! 😈 It’s a beautiful day to indulge in everything...isn’t it? 💋
2020-09-06 16:31:49 +0000 UTC
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Sending a little freebie to you guys in a bit...❤️
2020-09-05 18:45:34 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday. I’ll be goblin cocks all weekend 😈
2020-09-04 17:05:32 +0000 UTC
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Gah! My msgs are spazzing right now. White screen when I open DM’s. Not ignoring any one, just restarting devices ❤️
2020-09-03 22:48:17 +0000 UTC
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If you don’t celebrate “Thicc Thursday” like this, what are you even doing with your life? Oh...that’s right...probably watching conspiracy theories on YouTube. Because it’s Conspiracy Theory Thursday, my fellow tin foil hat lovers!! Good thing I can multitask. 😈 I have a super cool one to show you in a little bit.
2020-09-03 17:04:37 +0000 UTC
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The face you make when you took most of Tuesday off and wake up to a ton of memes and dick rate pics you missed. Sorry guys, I run my own page. Sometimes I need to take a break and rest, lol...back at it today...do you think we should change dick rate day to Wednesday’s? Or make it 2 days a week? I’m ok with extending today for everyone bc I took time off yesterday. Let me know. I can do $10 rates until 5pm, and the ones I missed yesterday are getting replied to now. If you sent one yesterday and didn’t tip for it, consider this your chance to fix that before I get to it...nobody wants to end up like Michael, amirite? I want you guys to vote on what you want to do in the future. I love having your feedback. Helps make it fun for all of us❤️
2020-09-02 16:47:17 +0000 UTC
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Happy Titty Tuesday. It’s also Dylan’s Dick Rate Tuesday. Today all locked pic sets are of my titties (before & after) and I will be answering tipped messages to rate cocks for $10. (I’m also filming customs, so I’m only answering tipped msgs in between squirt takes. Sorry bout it) What did we learn yesterday from Michael about sending a dick pic with no tip? We learned that we get blocked. Don’t be like Mike. Send the TIP and then the dick. I don’t want to hear, “I don’t know how to tip” when you figured out how to upload a pic. The icons are literally right next to each other. I like dicks. I want to see them all. I also like Chipotle and I want to be able to purchase it. You send me Chipotle money, I give you a professional rate. Everyone wins.
2020-09-01 16:03:58 +0000 UTC
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Rest in Power, King. ❤️
2020-09-01 03:12:48 +0000 UTC
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This is the Marvel Movie thread. You have 10 minutes to get your popcorn, Kleenex, drinks...whatever. Like/comment if you’re watching along. ❤️
2020-09-01 00:50:55 +0000 UTC
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Hey Fam, as you know. We normally do Meme & Marvel Monday’s every week. We’re still doing that with a slight change. Keep the Black Panther memes in good taste. I let you savages roast me every Monday. Continue. But if you do Marvel theme roasts on me, don’t disrespect this hero’s memory. I don’t get serious often. I’m serious today. I usually lock an invite for Marvel Monday every Monday morning. There will not be a locked invite today. I would like to extend an invitation to EVERYONE to watch at 6pm (my time) and I’ll create a separate post here for comments. Wakanda Forever.
2020-08-31 15:32:26 +0000 UTC
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Good morning sinners! Sunday school is in session. Let’s get our 7 deadly sins on. 😈
2020-08-30 16:03:14 +0000 UTC
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My cousin Kimmy and I did a thing. I think you’re gonna like it. 💋
2020-08-29 16:03:32 +0000 UTC
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I’m deeply saddened at the loss of one of our Marvel Hero’s. In memory of Chadwick, we’ll be changing up the order on Marvel Monday. 6pm. Black Panther. There will not be a locked invitation. I invite everyone to watch on Monday to honor the memory of one of the best. ❤️
2020-08-29 02:53:38 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday ❤️
2020-08-28 16:45:41 +0000 UTC
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Good Morning Dylan’s Deviants! What shall we get into today? 😈 It’s Conspiracy Theory Thursday...from up here, can confirm...earth does not appear to be flat. Convince me I’m wrong.
2020-08-27 16:32:13 +0000 UTC
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Say hello to Dylan James. 💋
2020-08-26 19:35:43 +0000 UTC
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Goooood morning! What an epic birthday! Thank you everyone for helping to make it special. ❤️ Now...what should we do for hump day? 😈
2020-08-26 16:32:09 +0000 UTC
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It’s officially my birthday! I’m never EVER one to demand spoils, but if you were waiting for me to give you the green light, here it is. For 24 hours I’m on my Birthday Princess shit. 😈 Tip, rebill, unlock some stuff, buy a subscription bundle, whatever. Scroll down my timeline and see that I’m not one to push any of those things down your throat every day. I’m never hounding people to tip for no reason. I don’t push anyone to unlock stuff, I leave it up to you. I have my prices for things and never haggle ANYONE. I do Marvel Monday’s so that even people who only have $5 get to have VIP 1 in 1 time to nerd out with me for 2 hours once a week. I do this shit because I genuinely love my subscribers. So I’m gonna be a princess for 1 day and ask that if I’ve never bugged you for a tip, that you at least show a little love TODAY, (especially if I’ve given you a free subscription) because God damn it, I’ve earned it. *adjusts Tiara* Happy birthday to me!
2020-08-25 07:03:43 +0000 UTC
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East coast peeps! It’s my birthday!!! (In an hour 😂😂)
2020-08-25 03:04:52 +0000 UTC
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You know what today is?!! It’s the day the memers and Marvel nerds collide and we make MAGIC! Your Marvel Movie invite was the first unlock of the day. No, I won’t tell you what movie or what time. That info is in the unlock. New people: Today all content will be meme material and fan memes roasting me. It’s a lot of fun, and it only gets funnier when you participate. In the spirit of Marvel, I hide a lot of Easter Eggs in the unlocks. I like to keep my page as fun as it is sexy. Today is an example of how I have fun with my fans, so I invite you all to have some hearty laughs on me. ❤️
2020-08-24 16:03:15 +0000 UTC
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It’s Sunday, Heathens! You know what that means right? We are sinning all muhfuckin day! Let’s get it! 😈
2020-08-23 16:02:27 +0000 UTC
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1 hour. 😈😈😈😈
2020-08-23 01:04:12 +0000 UTC
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5 hours to go!! I’m so excited!! Here’s some memes my Tatum Tots made. The last few are from my last live stream.
2020-08-22 21:02:45 +0000 UTC
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Fucking wonderful. I can’t respond in my DM’s right now. I’m not ignoring anyone. I’m getting an error when I hit send. Time to restart devices again.
2020-08-22 19:26:07 +0000 UTC
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