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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! 7pm PST. If you are new here, I hope y..

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! 7pm PST. If you are new here, I hope you are ready for some explicit fun. The more love you show, the wetter this pussy gets. Let’s find out just how wet you can make me. 😈 This is the official birthday stream, so let’s make it amazing! 💋

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You guys!! TOMORROW IS THE DAY!! Today I’m going to spend th..

You guys!! TOMORROW IS THE DAY!! Today I’m going to spend the day with my cousin, so I won’t be checking in much during the day, but I have some fun stuff scheduled for you to make up for my time away. Have the best day, Tatum Tots! ❤️❤️

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Ok, I can only see my responses going through to 1 person ri..

Ok, I can only see my responses going through to 1 person right now. I think bc I had that window open on my phone. Every time I try to click on another msg it either gives me white screen, or I respond and it doesn’t go through. I’m gonna log out, clear cache, restart devices. I’ve been trying to upload something for 2 god damn hours so maybe the site is down 😢

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Is anyone else’s inbox tripping right now? I’m not sure if i..

Is anyone else’s inbox tripping right now? I’m not sure if it’s just on my end bc I’m sending out a long ass video, or everyone’s. I can see preview of msg and then it disappears when I open msg.

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2 more days until I live stream for my pre-birthday shenanig..

2 more days until I live stream for my pre-birthday shenanigans!!! YOU READY?!! Saturday, Aug 22. 7pm Pacific Time Zone. I’m so excited!!!

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My friend made me a website!! THANK YOU C!!! WWW.ABBYTATUM.C..

My friend made me a website!! THANK YOU C!!! WWW.ABBYTATUM.COM WOOOOHOOOOO!!!

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It’s Wednesday. Let’s get weird. Let’s get wicked. Let’s get..

It’s Wednesday. Let’s get weird. Let’s get wicked. Let’s get wet. 😈

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My heart goes out to my good friend who just lost someone ve..

My heart goes out to my good friend who just lost someone very special. You matter. I’m sending you healing energy and I’m asking my friends here to do the same. ❤️ This pandemic sucks, but none of us are alone. I know this is a weird forum to make friends in, but here we are. Friends. And we share a lot of stuff besides porn. You matter. I’m here. For whatever it’s worth, I care. Much love.

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It’s Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday and I’m as excited about see..

It’s Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday and I’m as excited about seeing them as you are sending them. I’ll be sending fluffing material for you all day. Please remember it’s $10 per pic. That gets you a 1-10 Rate. SPH is $13.13. Easiest way to get blocked is to send me a pic and no tip. Zero excuses, dude. I don’t care how awesome your girlfriend tells you it is, I don’t care that it’s perfectly lit. Nobody rides for free, homie. I’m offering a sweet discount. Take me up on it. Ready? Whip em out!

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Make Monday’s not suck with me. We’re creating memes, watchi..

Make Monday’s not suck with me. We’re creating memes, watching Marvel Movies and kicking ass today. And since it’s Monday, remember to mark your calendars for Saturday Aug 22, 7pm. I’m live streaming with you guys for my (early) bday. Don’t ask how old I am, Succubus don’t age. 😂 Since it’s gotten such positive feedback, I’ll be hiding Easter Eggs in locked blasts today again. It’s my birthday month so I’m giving you some fun stuff. HAPPY HUNTING 💋

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Good morning, heathens! Let’s get into the deadly 7’s. I’m s..

Good morning, heathens! Let’s get into the deadly 7’s. I’m sharing some goodies and taking them all back at midnight. Happy hunting. 😈

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Morning, love nuggets. What kind of shenanigans should we ge..

Morning, love nuggets. What kind of shenanigans should we get into today? 😈 Can you believe it’s 10 days until my birthday?!! How about we live stream a week from today? Next Saturday night. Aug. 22nd. 7pm my time. I’ll bring the cakes, you bring the cocks. (Or pussy pie. I see you, ladies. And I love you sexy queens 💋) I can’t think of a better way to celebrate than with my favorite peeps. ❤️❤️

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🎶I don’t wanna spit, I wanna gulp I wanna gag, I wanna chooo..

🎶I don’t wanna spit, I wanna gulp I wanna gag, I wanna chooooke🎶 🎶I want you to touch that little dangly dang That swang in the back of my throat🎶 I’m accepting pre-order requests until 3:30 pm today. Everyone who pre-orders will get my brand new, big titty, explicit dick down with Johnny Sins at 5pm today. If you don’t get the release at 5pm, you will have to wait a week to see this video in full. Hit up my DM’s to reserve your spot. 😘

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Awesome fan just gave me the best idea....MEMERS, can you se..

Awesome fan just gave me the best idea....MEMERS, can you send me your most unflattering ass pics with a funny saying on it so I can give them to the guys that hit me up for free nudes, please? ONLY IF you are ok with sharing your butts. EVERYONE DOES deserve a free nude...just not mine. 😂

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The face you make when he pulls your hair out of your face t..

The face you make when he pulls your hair out of your face to feed you elote. 😍 I’m taking pre-orders for this all day. Everyone who orders in advance gets this on Friday at 5pm. (My time) The rest of you will have to wait a tad. 😘 Also, it’s Conspiracy Theory Thursday! So this might ACTUALLY be elote. 😂

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I’m going to start taking pre-orders for this BRAND NEW BG!!..

I’m going to start taking pre-orders for this BRAND NEW BG!! Everyone that pre-orders will receive my new content at 5pm (my time) on Friday. The rest of you will have to wait. Hit my DM’s if you want in on this brand new, big titty content. 😘

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Bearcat loves this. Don’t let his face fool you. 😂

Bearcat loves this. Don’t let his face fool you. 😂

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Good Morning!! It’s Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday!! Your girl i..

Good Morning!! It’s Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday!! Your girl is shooting new content today!!! You can still send your wangs. (With a tip. Don’t get yourself blocked. I promise, I see hundreds of these. Yours isn’t the one I’ve been waiting to see for free all day. Show me the dick, but don’t BE a dick.) Just know that I won’t be responding the second you send them because I’m getting plowed all day...as soon as I hop off of dick and hop on to OF and see tipped msgs, you and your paynus will be a priority. I’m always good about responding, but this is literally the first dick I’ve gotten since March, so...I’ll be enjoying it. And recording it so you can enjoy it too. 😈 LETS ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCKS OUT!

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Why is OnlyFans spazzing out today?

Why is OnlyFans spazzing out today?

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Are you guys having issues with messages this morning? My re..

Are you guys having issues with messages this morning? My responses are disappearing. 😫 not today, Satan!

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🎵It’s the best day of the weeeek!!🎶 MEME MONDAY. MARVEL MOND..

🎵It’s the best day of the weeeek!!🎶 MEME MONDAY. MARVEL MONDAY. MARVEL MEMES ON MONDAY TOO! I want to hear all of your best superhero names for myself, you, your pets or just random people. Meme that bitch and send it to me. The waitress at IHOP with the grey nose hair? Silver Server. Your dog dropping a log? The Deuced Defender. Let’s have some fun, have some laughs, uncover some Easter Eggs, and nerd out this evening. Remember: during Marvel Movie time, I’m only responding to people who unlocked the photoset with the “invite”. If you don’t unlock it, don’t ask me what the movie is or what time it’s starting. That’s privileged info. Serious inquires only. Let’s go Memions! P.S. 15 day countdown until my biiiiirfffday! Yay!!

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Three Nuns Die And Each Have To Answer A Question From God T..

Three Nuns Die And Each Have To Answer A Question From God To Get Into Heaven... God asks the first Nun, "Who were the first two people?" She says, "Adam and Eve". He says, "Okay, you're in." God asks the second Nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" She says, "The Garden of Eden". He says, "Okay, you're in." God asks the third Nun, "What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?" She says, "Hmm, that's a hard one." He says, "Okay, you're in." Happy Sunday, Sinners. 😘

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You ever seen something so dope, you kind of wanna try it? T..

You ever seen something so dope, you kind of wanna try it? Thank you, Dr Strange, for your inspiration. 😈 Maybe we’ll make S&M Saturday a thing...with your permission, Master. 💋

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It’s time to share some new pics...definitely time. 😈 Hit my..

It’s time to share some new pics...definitely time. 😈 Hit my DM’s to see what’s new.

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It’s conspiracy theory Thursday and people are shaving their..

It’s conspiracy theory Thursday and people are shaving their dogs to look like Joe Dirt. I just thought you should know that.

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What should I name my other titty? The right one is named Ed..

What should I name my other titty? The right one is named Edna. Accepting bribes to consider your choice for a name. 😂😈

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Issa gonna be a very nice day. Happy Wet Wednesday. 😈💦 p.s. ..

Issa gonna be a very nice day. Happy Wet Wednesday. 😈💦 p.s. My birthday is in 20 days. 😄

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Good Morning!! It’s Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday!! Some of you..

Good Morning!! It’s Abby Tatum Rate Em Tuesday!! Some of you got an Easter Egg gift yesterday that you can use today. You’re welcome. 😘. Remember the rules, please. I’m not rating a picture of your schlong for free. I’m rating it for $10 today only. Tip BEFORE you send your wang. If I’ve rated you before and you still want to show me your dong, by all means, tip me and send me a different angle. Get your balls in there. Draw a mustache on it. Wrap it in a tortilla. Get creative. If you can make me laugh, you automatically get put on my “favorites” list, and the “favorites“ get cooler shit than everyone else. Trust, you want to be a favorite 😘 PULL EM OUT, BOYS! 😈😈

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It’s Meme Monday!! Favorite Day of the week! It’s also MARVE..

It’s Meme Monday!! Favorite Day of the week! It’s also MARVEL MONDAY! If you’d care to join me for that, remember to unlock the invite for the movie selection and time. I’ll be hiding Easter Eggs in the meme sets today too. Happy Hunting! 😘

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My msgs are glitchy right now. I’m gonna send out some conte..

My msgs are glitchy right now. I’m gonna send out some content and restart devices. Not ignoring anyone, your msgs aren’t showing up in my inbox , brb

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