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Helloooooo, my beautiful slutty babes! Apologies for the ext..

Helloooooo, my beautiful slutty babes! Apologies for the extended hiatus. We're juggling more than we can handle at the moment so things have been a bit rough. Luckily, I was finally able to hunt down this clip of us playing while watching @cdnaturally during his live stream, so I wanted to get this to y'all.

We also wanted to let you know that we are going to be making a price cut and some other changes very soon. For all of our rebill subs please keep an eye out for that since it will prompt you to agree to the new price in order to continue being a rebill subscriber and we don't want to lose you in the transition! We will post about that more in the next few days and we'll also send out that post as a DM so you don't miss it in your feed.

We hope you have a fantastic weekend, love y'all!

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Be sure to check your DMs for this new pegging threesome PPV..

Be sure to check your DMs for this new pegging threesome PPV with @kleioxxx!

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Hello, my lovelies! In about two hours we'll be sending out ..

Hello, my lovelies! In about two hours we'll be sending out a new PPV featuring @kleioxxx. This scene has a little bit of everything. Kissing, some light bdsm, blow jobs, hand jobs, nipple play, dildo sucking, titty fucking, and pegging! I can't wait for you to see it!

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Finally got a chance to fuck the boy last night and got to f..

Finally got a chance to fuck the boy last night and got to film a bit of it! We'll be able to shoot a higher quality and longer version of this after this weekend.

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Titties and toes

Titties and toes

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Happy Saturday!!! Last week we attempted to film a "how to" ..

Happy Saturday!!! Last week we attempted to film a "how to" video, teaching our good friend and roommate @mazikeendiablita how to top. We had two angles set up, but sadly we had some technical difficulties with the main angle so we lost all of that footage. At least we had a backup angle! We intend to shoot this again since we didn't get to move onto the large dildos but I knew y'all would still enjoy watching this. Enjoy!

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Happy Saturday!!! Sorry we missed Valentine's day! We filmed..

Happy Saturday!!! Sorry we missed Valentine's day! We filmed a new scene with our roommate @mazikeendiablita the other day, which was amazing....until 3/4 of the way through we realized that there was an issue with our main camera and we lost all of that footage.
🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Soooo, we'll have to reshoot that when she's available. There's a second angle that I may still edit and release though. We'll see!

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We interrupt this program to bring you live coverage of [WHI..

We interrupt this program to bring you live coverage of [WHITE NOISE] as it happens across the nation, we will return to our regularly scheduled abnormal programming shortly, please say out of tune.

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Who's a good boy?

Who's a good boy?

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Here's the second half of that long session for y'all. I hop..

Here's the second half of that long session for y'all. I hope you had a wonderfully thirsty Thursday!

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This needed to be split up into two parts since it was such ..

This needed to be split up into two parts since it was such a long session! Enjoy, my loves!

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I had SO much fun giving my slut's hole a workout last night..

I had SO much fun giving my slut's hole a workout last night. I used 6 different, brand new dicks from Mr. Hankeys Toys. 5 of them by hand and I pounded him out with the 6th and thickest one. This could be a two or three part thing, we'll have one of them up at some point this weekend.

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Lots of fun @kleioxxx goodies coming soon!

Lots of fun @kleioxxx goodies coming soon!

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Hellooooo!!! We are finally home from California and recover..

Hellooooo!!! We are finally home from California and recovered from the super not fun bug we picked up while we were there! Last night we were able to fuck for the first time since my back procedure and we had sex for a glorious two and a half hours. 🫠

Now that we're home we have some edits to finish and fun new scenes to film. Love you! 😘

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Hiya, loves, happy Sunday! I hope this rare POV of me taking..

Hiya, loves, happy Sunday! I hope this rare POV of me taking Aiden's cock energizes you for the week ahead! 😘

P.S. We're currently in CA visiting family so we will answer messages when we get some free time.

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I'm working my way back into PMVs so I thought I'd throw a l..

I'm working my way back into PMVs so I thought I'd throw a little practice teaser at you.

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I got to be part of another strapon, gangbang custom for one..

I got to be part of another strapon, gangbang custom for one of @KinkyMalice 's top customers! @baby420jae, @Dawnadelight, and I, visit our teacher @ravennoxx for a class. Raven's new roommate Amber ends up getting a bit too curious, so we give her the deluxe tour of the dungeon. 😈

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He cums so much now. 🫠

He cums so much now. 🫠

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Hello, my loves! I hope you're having a wonderful thirsty Th..

Hello, my loves! I hope you're having a wonderful thirsty Thursday! Today is our 5yr wedding anniversary so we're taking the day to relax and enjoy each other's company, but I just wanted to pop by real quick to upload the second half of our last session. He gets an extra special happy ending that I think you'll thoroughly enjoy. 😘 Send us a tip if you'd like to help pay for dinner tonight!

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Happy non denominational winter festival celebration everyon..

Happy non denominational winter festival celebration everyone!!

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This scene ended up being well over an hour so I decided to ..

This scene ended up being well over an hour so I decided to split it up into two parts. This first half is just me playing with him however my little heart desires while his balls are fastened to the bondage pole behind him. The second half gets a little spicier...you'll see what I mean. 😉

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This scene will be out in a bit! 😘

This scene will be out in a bit! 😘

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Okie dokie, my loves, here's a few new health updates for y'..

Okie dokie, my loves, here's a few new health updates for y'all. Let us continue on the saga that is Brodie's Body of Betrayal!

If you've been following us for a while, you should be fairly used to me being sick or broken in some way. Hence our random hiatuses throughout the years. I'm trying my best to get my shit together so they are less frequent if at all!

UPDATE #1

I finally had a second nerve ablation on my back yesterday! I think two years in between procedures was too long but I'm happy that it's done. Once I'm healed up it will be a lot easier for me to top without being bedridden for days afterwards.

I won't be able to film any new pegging scenes for about a month, BUT we made sure to film a backlog of scenes to post while I'm restricted to less physically demanding forms of content.


UPDATE #2

A lot of you are probably aware of the whole Lyme Disease diagnosis that I had received a while back. Well, after being turned away by the infectious disease specialists for not being "positive enough", I was back at square one.

However, I knew something was wrong so I refused to give up and continued to advocate for myself. After some hyper specific tests, my Internist has informed me that I tested positive for Sjögren's Syndrome. I'm waiting for a Rheumatologist appointment for an "official" diagnosis and to start a treatment plan.

Fun fact: There are a handful of autoimmune diseases that can cause false positive lyme tests and Sjögren's is one of them!

If you're not aware of Sjögren's Syndrome, it's a systemic, chronic autoimmune disease that occurs when the body attacks the exocrine glands, which produce moisture in the mouth, eyes, skin, and other parts of the body.

Some Symptoms include (all of which I've been dealing with over the years):

Dry eyes
Dry mouth
Mouth sores
Loss of taste
Tooth decay
Tonsil stones
TMJ symptoms
Painful salivary glands
Nose bleeds
Chronic dry cracked lips
Dry skin and rashes
Hair loss
Livedo reticularis

Head aches
Fatigue
Dysautonomia (Dizziness/Fainting spells/black outs/Heart palpitations)
Chest pain
Shortness of breath

Night sweats
Chills and hot flashes
Cold hands and feet
Muscle pain and weakness
Back pain
Muscle twitching
Joint and tendon pain and swelling
Small fiber neuropothy (Numbness and tingling in hands and feet,
Neuropathic itch)

Diarrhea
Constipation
Abdominal pain
Bloating

Vaginal dryness
Chronic yeast infections
UTIs
Interstitial Cystitis
Painful sex
Low libido

Brain fog
Memory problems
Chronic insomnia
Anxiety
Depression

If left untreated it can lead to serious infections, blindness, and non-Hodkin's B lymphoma.

So yeah...this is why I end up not being able to film as often as I'd like. There's no cure at this time but hopefully with treatment I'll be able to function properly and do all of the ridiculous things I want to do! I'll keep y'all updated as I get further into this journey.

Thank you to everyone that has stuck with us during all of the lulls. Your loyalty and support keeps us going through shitty times and we are so fucking grateful for you. Love y'all!

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I have some pretty big health updates that I'll be sharing i..

I have some pretty big health updates that I'll be sharing in a bit today but first I wanted to show you a little bts from the other day with @kleioxxx. She's so gorgeous! 🫠

We filmed a couple scenes while she was hanging out with us and I can't wait for y'all to see them! 🥰

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I had so much fun toying with Aiden the other night, i think..

I had so much fun toying with Aiden the other night, i think you're going to love this video.

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Just the feet!

Just the feet!

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Hello, my lovelies! We are finally back from our hiatus! Tha..

Hello, my lovelies! We are finally back from our hiatus! That movie gig was an insane ride. 12+ hour days for 2 months with only a handful of rest days was fucking brutal! Of course it took its toll on my body and I ended up getting the flu the moment we finished filming. 😅
Luckily, I was finally feeling good enough to film a few things for y'all last night!

We're super excited to get back to work and have a bunch of fun scenes planned including some collabs! So buckle up, babes! 😘

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Apologies for the delay on the second half of our living roo..

Apologies for the delay on the second half of our living room session, my loves! Work has been absolutely insane! We’ve been in the middle of a massive set build for a feature length film that I (Brodie) have been simultaneously working as a special effects assistant and production design assistant for. So, to say we're spread thin is putting it very, very lightly. 😅

Anyways, here's 40ish minutes of me going full smooth brain as Aiden eats me out over and over again. 🫠

P.S. - I'm getting to messages throughout the day. Thanks for your patience!

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It's been tough to find time for longer personal sessions la..

It's been tough to find time for longer personal sessions lately, but we finally had a half day free yesterday. So, last night we set the living room up with some mats where we could roll around on the floor for a couple of hours and just enjoy each other. We decided to film portions of it for y'all. Here's the first half. 😘

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Tried a new position after some prone boning. It let him fin..

Tried a new position after some prone boning. It let him finger me while I fucked him. 🥰

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