Call me daddy long legs
Call me daddy long legs
2024-04-08 02:17:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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If you wanna put a smile on my face, I've added some items t..
If you wanna put a smile on my face, I've added some items to my wishlist for my bday 🎂 Already been incredibly lucky to have received some gifts (not yet opened them as waiting for my actual bday!) I'm really fortunate to have such a wonderful community on this little page of mine. You're absolute gems and I treasure each and every one of you that has ever liked a post, bought some content or showered me in kindness.
2024-04-08 01:21:22 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a space cowboy wrangle asteroids? With his meteor-l..
How does a space cowboy wrangle asteroids? With his meteor-lasso! https://onlyfans.com/959189746/emmahircine
2024-04-08 00:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostTook these the other day and forgot to post em
Took these the other day and forgot to post em
2024-04-07 23:01:40 +0000 UTC View Post📌Open if you dare: it's a mystery box affair!" Caution: con..
📌Open if you dare: it's a mystery box affair!" Caution: contents may cause uncontrollable cumming!
2024-04-07 20:57:21 +0000 UTC View PostA golden oldie from the archive. 2020 I think this was?
A golden oldie from the archive. 2020 I think this was?
2024-04-06 23:53:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever wanted to watch someone eat KFC and then masturbate? Is..
Ever wanted to watch someone eat KFC and then masturbate? Is that someone me? It's finger lickin good
2024-04-06 11:23:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe roles of ‘nature’ vs. ‘nurture’ is an ongoing debate in ..
The roles of ‘nature’ vs. ‘nurture’ is an ongoing debate in the psychological field. But one’s preference for taking an elevator over an escalator is surely a difference in upbringing.
2024-04-06 11:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-04-06 08:13:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an Altoid that loves word play? A punnish m..
What do you call an Altoid that loves word play? A punnish mint.
2024-04-06 07:02:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-04-06 06:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the guy who broke open his piggy bank? Ye..
Did you hear about the guy who broke open his piggy bank? Yeah, he really beat it centsless.
2024-04-06 03:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostAsuka might be fiery, but she's still 'suka'ble in her own w..
Asuka might be fiery, but she's still 'suka'ble in her own way. 😏😈 https://onlyfans.com/599791621/emmahircine
2024-04-06 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetab..
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.
2024-04-05 23:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a contact language used by people taking pu..
What do you call a contact language used by people taking public transportation? A passenger pidgin!
2024-04-05 22:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the depressed pachyderm? He felt irreleph..
Did you hear about the depressed pachyderm? He felt irrelephant to the people around him.
2024-04-05 21:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post🎶 🎵 Here Cums The Sun Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo 🎵🎶
🎶 🎵 Here Cums The Sun Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo 🎵🎶
2024-04-05 20:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are noses in the middle of your face? They like to be th..
Why are noses in the middle of your face? They like to be the scenter of attention.
2024-04-05 19:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear that the inventor of the Knock Knock joke got a..
Did you hear that the inventor of the Knock Knock joke got a no-bell prize?
2024-04-05 18:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostRIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
2024-04-05 17:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostGuy walks into the bar with jumper cables over his shoulder...
Guy walks into the bar with jumper cables over his shoulder. Bartender says, “Don’t start anything!”
2024-04-05 16:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Classical Conditioning!
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Classical Conditioning!
2024-04-05 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes!..
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2024-04-05 14:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post