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(9:00 - Part 1) This is now the second or third time we’ve h..

(9:00 - Part 1) This is now the second or third time we’ve hooked up on a Mahi as soon as Bryce loses his shorts 🤔

(We are gonna soak up some Sunday fam time. I’ll be back Monday with Part 2. Enjoy the weekend 🤙)

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Me n Bryce dipped offshore today and lemme tell you- I can’t..

Me n Bryce dipped offshore today and lemme tell you- I can’t imagine a more picture perfect day. I’ve got a ton a video to go through and I’m not exaggerating when I tell you it might be some of the best boat action we’ve ever caught 🎥

Time to grub. I’ll start cranking out the vid tonight. Happy Friday 🤙

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Kicking this off May 7th and running through the summer. Fir..

Kicking this off May 7th and running through the summer. First Friday of each month, we will pick a random subscriber. This is just a little way to show some love back to the folks that stick with us month after month. No tip or ticket or anything necessary. If you’ve got “auto renew” on, you’re automatically entered 🤙

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Quick shot of protein to start your morning.

Quick shot of protein to start your morning.

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Good morning crew! So i mentioned over the weekend that I’..

Good morning crew!

So i mentioned over the weekend that I’ve been workin on a BIG surprise for Big Boy... Well, I finally pulled the trigger. I guess we are stuck together now because I’m not paying for this thing on my own ;)

Some back story - both of our trucks were 1500s, so our boat was flirting with the maximum towing capacity... At low tide, when the ramp is slippery, we would be spinning tires and having trouble pulling the boat out (plus all the strain we were putting on our trucks by pulling a boat heavier than we should’ve been pulling)... so, Bryce has been not-so-subtly lobbying for a bigger/prettier truck for a while now. Me n him are opposites on this kinda stuff. I’ve been saying we should just go buy an old workhorse. Something like a 08-09 F250 with 150K miles on it for under 10k that we just park in the yard and use for nothing but towing the boat... I couldn’t care less about bells and whistles and all that stuff, as long as it gets the job done, and we don’t gotta spend a ton of $$$ ... so after going back and forth on the new truck thing for months, B finally dropped it. He couldn’t argue with my sound logic ;)

Little did he know, I’ve been low key searching for a good deal on his dream truck all along... and I finally found it this past weekend. The dealer was a 4 hour drive, so I had a buddy help me come up with a little white lie so that I could disappear for the whole day... and of course, the deal almost fell through (y’all know how it goes negotiating with those guys. It’s exhausting). But in the end, we got out from the Silverado scot free... We got a killer interest rate... and best of all, we made big boy cry 🥲

So yeah, that’s the big surprise I’ve been working on. And the timing couldn’t have worked out better- We won’t have any issues getting the boat in and out of the water, just in time for the charter! We get our second vaccines soon, so we are gonna be able to do a summer road trip to visit fam that we haven’t seen in forever!! Bryce is gonna get to meeet some folks on my side that he hasn’t even met yet. I’m gonna get to meeet some of his crew that I haven’t met... We are just really, REALLY excited for the road ahead... and we couldn’t have done it without y’all. Seriously. From the bottom of our hearts: thank you for being here.

We’ve got more to share re: Give Sum/Get Sum, and a new video for you guys too. Gonna go eat breakfast and workout and get some work done then I’ll be back 💪❤️🤙

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(12:50) Hey crew. Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend. H..

(12:50) Hey crew. Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend. Here’s your fly-on-the-wall view of what went down after the gym today 😈

(Quick rundown- I’m workin on a BIG surprise for big boy. We are starting up our $1,000 monthly giveaway in 2 weeks. We get our second vaccine in a couple weeks also, so we are planning some trips thereafter. We’ve got a solid timeline and some updates for the charter... aaand that’s all I got off the top of my head. I’ll circle back before the weekend is over to share the details... B is getting hungry I gotta run ;)

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Just a quickie from the other morning... sometimes u just ne..

Just a quickie from the other morning... sometimes u just need somethin in your mouth 🤷🏻‍♂️ (Sorry for the crap quality. It was still early, not much light coming through)

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Rise n shine

Rise n shine

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Golden hour

Golden hour

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(15:50) 2 mahi in the boat! There is some nudity in this vid..

(15:50) 2 mahi in the boat! There is some nudity in this video, but mostly just sights and sounds from a nice day out on the water.

(It’s hump day and both of us are wound up, so as soon as this video finishes uploading, we are gonna get to work on part 2 😈)

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1 shot down, 1 to go 💉

1 shot down, 1 to go 💉

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Goooood morning. I hope everyone had a nice weekend. I’ve go..

Goooood morning. I hope everyone had a nice weekend. I’ve got a little extra pep in my step this morning because I finally got word back from the Coast Guard. We are officially certified to charter! There will be some updates coming to the charter page on our website here in the next couple of weeks.

(This video was from the other day when I stopped by the neighbor’s to let his dogs out. I ended up hangin in the pool for a couple hours and of course he gets back to the house just as I was about finished jerkin off... Long story short he hopped in at the other end of the pool and said somethin along the lines of “don’t stop on my account!” )

( Killed my workout this morning. Now linking up with Bryce to get our first vaccine shot! Also, I’m about done with the last boat vid. I’ll get it done and posted today. New day, new week. Let’s get after it )

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Happy Friday. Stopped by the neighbors to let his dogs out....

Happy Friday. Stopped by the neighbors to let his dogs out... ended up in the pool naked. He doesn’t mind.

We went fishing yesterday. Got enough mahi to feed ourselves for a couple days... the big schools haven’t showed up yet... SOON.

I’ll get the boat vid up this weekend (and hopefully start workin on another. It’s the tiiiiiime of the season)

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(4:15) I had to dip outta town for a few days this past week..

(4:15) I had to dip outta town for a few days this past weekend. The second I got home and walked through the door, Bryce was in his little underwear, trying to rip my clothes off. I unloaded my truck and laid in bed, pretending to be tired from the drive just because I loooove seeing him all wound up... Bryce ends up straddling me- he’s hard as a rock, his underwear too small to keep everything contained. I could feel the heat coming off him.

I look down outta the corner of my eye and see his precum dripping on my stomach... Bryce notices where my eyes are wandering, so he slides his index finger under the tip of his dick while he slides his thumb down the top of his dick. I watch as he pulls out a thick thread of precum and slowly brings it all the way up to my lips... and that was it. I couldn’t pretend to be sleepy anymore. 30 seconds later, I could feel the heat coming from INSIDE him.

I wasn’t gonna video any of it because I was so wrapped up in the moment, but I caught the tail end for you guys... happy hump day 🤙

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(31:30) Happy Easter!

(31:30) Happy Easter!

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Gmorning crew. Working on the boat vid from yesterday

Gmorning crew. Working on the boat vid from yesterday

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No fish. Time for plan B 😏

No fish. Time for plan B 😏

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(5:43) In case any of you were wondering how that selfie cam..

(5:43) In case any of you were wondering how that selfie came about a couple mornings ago...

(We never made it out to get baitt yesterday, but hell or high water we are going fishing tomorrow! I’ve got all our 📷 gear charged up and ready to go. Headed out before sunrise. Full moon = wahoo bite! Wish us luck!)

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Who wore em better? 🤪 Thanks for all the feedback with the ..

Who wore em better? 🤪

Thanks for all the feedback with the ‘Give Sum Get Sum’ idea... It sounds like the way to go is to give y’all a few options to choose from. I won’t harp on it too much more. Like I said before, we just wanted a fun and EASY way to show some love back to all you folks that stick around with us. I’ll keep you all posted.

Doing some maintenance on the boat today. Trying to get wrapped up so we can dip back into our little spot in the mangroves ;)

Enjoy your Sunday ❤️🤙

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Gmorning

Gmorning

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Alright crew! Here’s what I was talking about yesterday- Giv..

Alright crew! Here’s what I was talking about yesterday- Give Sum, Get Sum! We were trying to think of a fun way to give back and also show some appreciation for the folks that renew with us month after month. We would select one random subscriber each month. The winner gets $500 cash + $500 donated to a charity of their choice.

I ran this idea by a few of you beforehand, and I was surprised by the feedback. Apparently y’all are here to jerk off, not win cash... who woulda thought!? So one of the other suggestions was instead of cash, we make a custom exclusive video or private live show tailored to the winner’s liking (you call the shots, within reason).

I’m curious what the rest of you think... Should we run with the cash/charity prize idea? Or would y’all prefer a custom vid... or something else? Let us know!

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Also, I mentioned we were working on something... We been tr..

Also, I mentioned we were working on something... We been trying to come up with a fun and easy way to give some love back to yall, especially the folks that stick with us month after month... I know we’ve done some random Amazon and gear giveaways, but we wanted to come up with something a little more consistent... but also something that does a little good at the same time... Give some, get some sorta thing ;)

Anyway, I think we’ve locked down what we wanna do. Lemme whip up a little flyer so it feels legitimate and we’ll share it with you all tomorrow. We are excited about it, so hopefully you guys like the idea!!

(Ps- seas FINALLY lay down this weekend and stay flat through next week... boat days ahead baby)

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Big boy found this tiny cut off I’ve had since high school a..

Big boy found this tiny cut off I’ve had since high school and decided to wear it to the gym... I told him I think it looks like a little apron... or like one of those cute little bibs from red lobster.... He’ll still wear it though... He won’t admit it, but he likes to show off as much as I do ;)

He stopped to pick up some food then hopefully makes his way home to sufffocate me with those calvins........

(and Bryce is obsessed with A1 if you’re wondering where I was going with that favorite sauce thing)

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I know a lot of ya like to see these

I know a lot of ya like to see these

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Hey crew. Just rolled back into town. Waiting on Bryce to ge..

Hey crew. Just rolled back into town. Waiting on Bryce to get done w work so he can help me out with this ;)

I’ll catch up with you guys either tonight or first thing in the morn. Been working on some stuff (more on that later)

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Rise n shine 😏

Rise n shine 😏

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A little POV teaser to hold you over until I can get the ful..

A little POV teaser to hold you over until I can get the full vid uploaded...

Random— I’ve been thinking about getting my first tattoo. It would be a half-sleeve/shoulder/half-chest piece... I’ve known for years exactly what I want, it’s just a matter of finding the right artist and pulling the trigger. I’m on the fence though because I’ve gone this long without ever getting one...

Obviously it’s a decision that I’ll make on my own, but I’m curious what y’all think- ink or no ink?

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Asked B to act like he’s delivering a biiiig package and thi..

Asked B to act like he’s delivering a biiiig package and this is what we got (the last one when he’s tryin real hard cracks me up)

SB gear is on the way! The only person I didn’t hear back from was username “Teddy”, so if you still want the SB beanie you won, let me know! I’ll hang onto it. The folks that won Amazon gift cards- codes are in your inbox.

B and I have both had busy weeks, but we finally found time to get tangled up last night before we fell asleep. No cameras. No lights. No tv. Just us two in the dark. Somehow I felt bigger than Bryce... He felt small and light in my arms. I can’t explain it... Lips, breaths, tongues- everything was totally in sync... Not even sure how long we rolled around with each other, but I was inside him for all of 10 seconds before he started cumming... which set me off a second later... B said it’s the fastest he’s ever cum in his life... Rinsed off real quick and don’t even remember my head hitting the pillow. Slept like a rock and woke up feelin recharged.

I’m wound up again just thinking about it. Next one is for you guys. Tonight or tomorrow 🤞

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Good morning! I had to get out the door early this morn, so ..

Good morning! I had to get out the door early this morn, so of course Bryce starts sending me pics like this 🙄. RACING to get my stuff done so I can get back to the house before he leaves!!

Also, if you won a prize during Fridays happy hour, please message me your mailing address. There are still a couple folks missing- I am shipping everything out today! Thanks!

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accidentally put the camera on time-lapse mode 🤷🏻‍♂️

accidentally put the camera on time-lapse mode 🤷🏻‍♂️

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