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Hey crew. Hope you all are doing OK. All coozie orders have..

Hey crew. Hope you all are doing OK.

All coozie orders have shipped out. I’ve heard a couple of you have already received them... I triple checked the list, so I don’t think there will be any issues- but if for whatever reason your order doesn’t arrive in the next few days, don’t hesitate to message me.

It makes us feel good to do a little something to help out, so thank you to EVERYONE who pitched in ❤️🤙🙏

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Putting together all the orders for our ‘Feeding America’ Fu..

Putting together all the orders for our ‘Feeding America’ Fundraiser today-

If you would still like a coozie, they are $10 for the pair ($5 each). 100% of the proceeds go to Feeding America (full disclosure: they cost $1.50 to produce and ship, so for every $5 coozie ordered, $3.50 will go to Feeding America)

Just shoot us an email at saltyboyscoozies@gmail.com ... Please include 3 things:
1) your name/shipping address
2) how many coozies you want ($10/pair)
3) method of payment (Venmo/cash app/or tip on onlyfans)

Then, just send payment one of three ways:
1) Venmo @Seminole3
2) Cash app $saltyzz
3) onlyfans tip

Everyone should have received a confirmation email for their order. If not, please don’t hesitate to reach out. Thanks to everyone who has donated over the past couple weeks!!

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Had to rinse off again

Had to rinse off again

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Just went to rinse the salt off...

Just went to rinse the salt off...

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(7:45) Good morning. No sex in this one... Just catching baa..

(7:45) Good morning. No sex in this one... Just catching baait & letting the dogs burn off some steam.

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Good morning. Tried to pull in some dolphin yesterday but st..

Good morning. Tried to pull in some dolphin yesterday but storms rolled in so we had to head back inshore after an hour... nothin too exciting, just me jerkin off while Bryce looks for fish... typical... I’ll post the vid in a bit. Hope you guys have a good day 🤙

O yeah and if you were wondering why our twitter was temporarily suspended- there were a couple clips where an artist whose name kinda sounds like Hairy Seinfeld was playing on the radio in the background... Her company had them flagged so they were removed... I guess we really do need to turn the music down after all! Lesson learned

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(6:26) Just a quick release before workin out this morning

(6:26) Just a quick release before workin out this morning

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Gmorning. I hope y’all enjoyed your Memorial Day weekend as ..

Gmorning. I hope y’all enjoyed your Memorial Day weekend as best you could...

Bryce’s aim was a little off this morn... Just a quick nut... gotta run out the door now... Will post the vid when I’ve got time in a few hours

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(19:32) Our rainy afternoon nap turned into some of the best..

(19:32) Our rainy afternoon nap turned into some of the best sex we’ve had in a minute... Now, Bryce is frying some fresh blackened mahi on a cast iron skillet... After we grub, we’re gonna try to catch some snook in the rain.... THIS is what I love about Sundays 🙏

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Damn. Bryce just took me for a ride. Head is still spinning...

Damn. Bryce just took me for a ride. Head is still spinning. Gimme a few minutes to post the vid

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Happy Sunday! Just wanted to show you guys the final product..

Happy Sunday! Just wanted to show you guys the final product.

If you would still like a coozie, they are $10 for the pair ($5 each). 100% of the proceeds go to Feeding America (full disclosure: they cost $1.50 to produce and ship, so for every $5 coozie ordered, $3.50 will go to Feeding America)

We are shipping out the first batch on June 1, so you’ve still got time! Just shoot us an email at saltyboyscoozies@gmail.com

Thank you!!

Side note- Bryce isn’t angry, he’s just real serious about his laundry I guess.

Hope you guys are hanging in there!! We are stuck inside because of the rain today, so I’m sure we’ll crank out some sorta new video today

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Went out fishing this morn. Had our straight buddy with us, ..

Went out fishing this morn. Had our straight buddy with us, so we had to behave... sorta 🤫

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Hey crew. Quick update on coozies- If you’ve placed an order..

Hey crew. Quick update on coozies- If you’ve placed an order, you should have received a confirmation e-mail. We will be sending out coozies via USPS on June 1, so you’ve still got time to put in your order if you’d like... If you have any questions, feel free to shoot me a DM. Thanks everyone for pitching in!!
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(11:34) This was after we reeled in that second big dolphin...

(11:34) This was after we reeled in that second big dolphin... I’ll post the fishing vid and some other footage later because I don’t have time right now... I figured you guys wouldn’t mind if we just cut to the chase anyway.

...and don’t worry, I’ve already moved the camera rig so the steering wheel doesn’t cock block y’all next time ;)

(Also gonna set up a go pro on the t-top so you guys can get a birds eye view)

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Good morning crew. Workin on this video... We properly chris..

Good morning crew. Workin on this video... We properly christened the captain’s chair... I’ll get it posted today :)

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I’m just bout done with video from yesterday. It’s almost an..

I’m just bout done with video from yesterday. It’s almost an hour long so it’ll take another 45 min or so to get uploaded

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Day 2!! Got a ton of video to share. If I don’t get it all p..

Day 2!! Got a ton of video to share. If I don’t get it all posted tonight, I’ll get it all done tomorrow since rain moves back in

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First day out on the new ride and look at this monster dolph..

First day out on the new ride and look at this monster dolphin we just pulled in!! Bryce just took his shorts off when it hit hahah!!! got it all on camera!! Will post asap

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New fantasy: Bryce wearing underwear that’s made entirely ou..

New fantasy: Bryce wearing underwear that’s made entirely outta bacon... and I gotta eat the bacon to get to the sausage 🤪

(Weather has been garbage the last couple days... but rain pulls out and seas calm down tonight, so you’ll see us out on the water tomorrow 💪💪 ... and the next day, and the next!)

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Bryce’s dildo finally came in the mail

Bryce’s dildo finally came in the mail

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Good morning. We been busy the last couple days between work..

Good morning. We been busy the last couple days between work and getting the boat set up... Probably gonna get rained out today, so we’ll finally have some time to get tangled up 😈 — in the meantime here’s a quick teaser from yesterday morning- I was messing around with this fancy new gimbal thing - makes the camera super steady. Should be great for the boat

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Coozies for a Cause: $10 for a pair of Salty Boys Coozies. ..

Coozies for a Cause:

$10 for a pair of Salty Boys Coozies. When you put the pair together for a toast, it creates the whole image!

100% of the proceeds are being donated to Feeding America, which donates meals to food banks across the country- wherever they are needed most.

How to order:

Step 1:

Send an e-mail to: saltyboyscoozies@gmail.com

Please include:

1) Your shipping name/address
2) How many Coozies you would like to order
3) The payment method you use (your Venmo handle, cash app handle, or your onlyfans username if you pay through here)

Step 2:

Send your payment using one of the following three methods:

1) Venmo: @Seminole3
2) Cash-App: $saltyzz
3) You can tip directly through Onlyfans, but there will be a 20% surcharge due to the sites automatic fees- so please donate $12.50 for the pair of coozies, instead of $10, only if you pay using onlyfans.

If you’ve got any questions, feel free to shoot me a DM. And please don’t feel obligated to donate. This is just meant to be a simple and fun way to donate to a good cause if you would like to, and you get a couple free coozies.

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Alright guys. We’ve been dreaming and saving and planning a ..

Alright guys. We’ve been dreaming and saving and planning a long time for this- but first, let me try to put things in in perspective for the new folks who may not know a lot about us...

So most of y’all already know- we LIVE to fish. It’s what we look forward to more than anything. It’s what wakes us up before the crack of dawn with a smile on our faces. It’s just what we love to do.

But like everything, fishing costs money. So we worked hard. We busted our asses so that we could afford to get out on the water on our days off... and HOPEFULLY, the weather would cooperate on those days... but like most people, we found ourselves working more and more, and fishing less and less.

So last Summer, we got to thinking- how could we earn a few extra bucks so that we can afford to go fishing more? Better yet, how could we earn a few extra bucks AND go fishing at the same time? Lo and behold- Salty Boys was born!

Fast forward to New Years. Some of y’all will remember the video I posted. Our crew had grown more than we ever expected... We were seriously thinking about turning “Salty Boys” into our full-time gig in 2020... But we had some serious decisions to make. In order to step up our game for y’all, we had to step away from our steady jobs (which was, and still is, a scary thing)... Thanks to all your encouragement and support, we decided to go ALL IN!

So here we are- Summer 2020 is right around the corner. I said we would step up our game for y’all, and that’s exactly what we did. Yesterday, we traded in our humble digs and signed our lives away on a fishing MACHINE! Twice the size. Twice the power. Twice the safety. This bad boy will allow us to get out on the water even when conditions aren’t the greatest. And we want y’all to feel like you’re right there with us, so we’ve ordered go-pros and go-pro mounts for the front and back of the boat, so y’all will get unobstructed, uncensored 360-degree views of EVERYTHING.

And that’s not all. A lot of you guys have asked about booking a weekend to go fishing with us and we’ve had to turn you down because there’s a lot of red tape you’ve gotta get through before you can legally start a charter... Well, we are proud to say that we have officially registered the Salty Boys Fishing Charter! As soon as our Coast Guard and State of FL certifications are complete, we’ll be able to take y’all fishing with us! Time frame on final certification is looking like July, so we’ll keep you posted on that.

Bottom line- THANK YOU for all the love and support. You’re literally helping us turn our dreams into a reality. I know that sounds dramatic, but it’s true. Even if you’re just here to bust a nut, thank you for being here. Your nut means the world to us ;)

Now, all that being said- it’s not lost on us that 2020 has been rough for a lot of people- so we wanted to think of a fun, simple way to give back... so we came up with these Salty Boys Coozies. We went through a company that designs, manufactures, and ships all of their products right here in the USA (No disrespect to folks abroad, we love y’all! We just don’t have the capability to ship overseas yet). We are selling the pair of coozies for $10 ($5 each). 100% of the proceeds, every single penny, we are donating to Feeding America, which distributes meals to food banks and food pantries all across the country... I’ll make another post explaining how you can get your coozies and help a good cause!

Alright. That’s that. We just got back to the house, so let us grub and get settled and we’ll work on making that video I promised you guys ❤️🤙

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So that “kinda big thing” that we’ve been working on for the..

So that “kinda big thing” that we’ve been working on for the last couple of weeks... Well, it finally happened today!!!

Just walked in the door and have a ton of stuff to get done so hang tight until tomorrow. We will give y’all the FULL SCOOP along with a new vid. Can’t even explain how excited we are. See you soon

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Rise and shine

Rise and shine

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On second thought, this is probably what y’all meant by more..

On second thought, this is probably what y’all meant by more “day-to-day” stuff... here is a Bryce rinsing off... in slow-mo

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Someone said they wanted more day to day stuff, so here is a..

Someone said they wanted more day to day stuff, so here is a typical text convo between me & Bryce

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Normally, I’m the one who bugs Bryce in the morning with my ..

Normally, I’m the one who bugs Bryce in the morning with my boner...but not today. Woke up to Bryce in total top mode, rubbing up against me like a horny labradoodle... so I hopped in the shower, set the camera up, and hopped back into bed...

.... Pretty sure my soul got fucked into another dimension for a second... I could feel his cum pumping into me while I was cumming without really even touching myself ... ugh I’m hard thinkin about it now... might have to do this more often... gnight

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Guess who bottomed this morning 😏

Guess who bottomed this morning 😏

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Ok it’s fixed. Thanks y’all

Ok it’s fixed. Thanks y’all

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