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*Orange* you glad I didn't say...

*Orange* you glad I didn't say...

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I. AM. RAVENOUS! The boots were not enough! Now I need to ea..

I. AM. RAVENOUS! The boots were not enough! Now I need to eat my coat as well 🐺

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Casey used Body Slam! It's Super Effective (and Super Comfor..

Casey used Body Slam! It's Super Effective (and Super Comfortable 🩡)

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What do you do with a sexy sailor, what do you do with a sex..

What do you do with a sexy sailor, what do you do with a sexy sailor, WHAT do you do with a sexy sailor, early in the mooorning? ⛡️

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That moment when you realize you left the stove on, but you'..

That moment when you realize you left the stove on, but you're also looking super cute so who cares? ♨πŸ”₯πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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Zipped up, warm as can be, in my lane, thriving. FLOURISHING..

Zipped up, warm as can be, in my lane, thriving. FLOURISHING, even! πŸ₯°

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Hair today, gone tomorrow! πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈ

Hair today, gone tomorrow! πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈ

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Laptop, Red Bull, Sweatshirt, Porch. What more could a girl ..

Laptop, Red Bull, Sweatshirt, Porch. What more could a girl want?

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Can you hear it? The sound of America?! πŸͺ¨ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦…

Can you hear it? The sound of America?! πŸͺ¨ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦…

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Wanna hear my impression of a Snorlax? "*Snoooor-LAAAX*!" 😴

Wanna hear my impression of a Snorlax? "*Snoooor-LAAAX*!" 😴

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It's February 18th! You know what that means, right?

It's February 18th! You know what that means, right?

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Staring off at the horizon, pining for the days that Nanuqsa..

Staring off at the horizon, pining for the days that Nanuqsauruses roamed the earth πŸ¦–

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Badass. Need I say more? No. I need not.

Badass. Need I say more? No. I need not.

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Et tu, boo-tay? πŸ‘

Et tu, boo-tay? πŸ‘

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***It's Valentine's Day*** ❀️! And I am your goddess of luuu..

***It's Valentine's Day*** ❀️! And I am your goddess of luuuuuuuv! If this picture makes your romantic heart go pitter-pat, check out the rest of the set! 😍

***Tip...***
πŸ’˜ $5 for two pics
πŸ’˜ $8 for five pics
πŸ’˜ $10 for ten pics
πŸ’˜ $12 for the whole shebang! (10+5 pics -- I'm not allowed to write out that number on this site πŸ’”)

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Slumber party time! If I bring the soda, you can bring the....

Slumber party time! If I bring the soda, you can bring the...

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Alice White has trained me so well! She could even be reward..

Alice White has trained me so well! She could even be rewarded with a Casey Gyarados soon! 🌊 But...Alice knows my favorite is Magikarp, so she gave me an Everstone to hold. She's so thoughtful! 😊

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Is it a fashion faux pas to wear white undies before Labor D..

Is it a fashion faux pas to wear white undies before Labor Day? 🀍

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Steely Dan, Steely Dan, Steeeelyyy Dan. You think I wouldn't..

Steely Dan, Steely Dan, Steeeelyyy Dan. You think I wouldn't notice you booby trapping my couch with explosive easter eggs? I know you're Jewish, Mister, so I saw right through that ruse. Don't, I repeat, DON'T let it happen again! πŸ₯šπŸ’₯🐰

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ONLY TWO HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE SHOW! 😱 Remember, if I don't s..

ONLY TWO HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE SHOW! 😱 Remember, if I don't see you there, this cute little bow and arrow isn't just for looks 🏹❀️πŸ€ͺ

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Alright. Now THIS is pink. No false advertisement on these u..

Alright. Now THIS is pink. No false advertisement on these undies! πŸ’—

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If your renew is on, you should check your messages! There's..

If your renew is on, you should check your messages! There's a coupon in there! ❀️❀️❀️

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Not again! My socks say "PINK" but they're actually blue and..

Not again! My socks say "PINK" but they're actually blue and orange! How? Why? How and why?! πŸ’™πŸ˜‰πŸ§‘

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What are tables built for, anyway?

What are tables built for, anyway?

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I never learn. These boots are just *too* yummy! πŸ₯ΎπŸ€€

I never learn. These boots are just *too* yummy! πŸ₯ΎπŸ€€

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🎢 Spider-Casey, Spider-Casey, does whatever a Spider-Casey d..

🎢 Spider-Casey, Spider-Casey, does whatever a Spider-Casey does 🎢

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Well would you? I would, especially if she gave me a private..

Well would you? I would, especially if she gave me a private living room concert first! 😊🎸😜

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I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient ..

I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient pickle is our next president! πŸ₯³πŸ₯’πŸ₯³

Uh, I mean, ***the livestream happening THIS SATURDAY*** starts at 7PM PST ***only on The Other Site*** (see link in the picture)! Mark your calendars ✏️! Set every alert πŸ“’! Call the National Guard 😱! I do livestreams twice a year at most, so this is a BIG DEAL (if you like livestreams).

There will be prizes (free custom, free photos, free month sub, etc etc!), dancing, silly jokes, and Steely Dan -- the pet rooster with authority issues πŸ“ -- may make an appearance. Hope to see you there! πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜

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Soggy, yet satisfied! πŸ’™

Soggy, yet satisfied! πŸ’™

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The doctor told me to say "aaah," but he never told me to st..

The doctor told me to say "aaah," but he never told me to stop! 😱 🩺

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