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Just ordered a whole army of new black stockings & pantyhose..

Just ordered a whole army of new black stockings & pantyhose. The delivery guy probably thinks I have 10 legs. šŸ–¤šŸ˜
Next week = fresh content drop.
Prepare yourselves, it's gonna be leg-endary! 😜🦵✨

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šŸ’‹ Finally Did It. The Red Heels and Honey... It Was EVERYTHI..

šŸ’‹ Finally Did It. The Red Heels and Honey... It Was EVERYTHING.

Slipped into my new red high heels like Cinderella but with way more attitude.

Walked around my apartment like it was the Victoria’s Secret runway. Kitchen? Runway. Bathroom? Also runway.

Took the shots myself. Just me, my camera, and a Bluetooth button I nearly lost down the couch.

Felt hot. Like, "step on me" energy hot.

Homa (my cat) judged me the entire time. He doesn’t get it. He wears fur.

Confidence level: 100/10. These heels don’t just click — they SLAY.

Red is no longer a color. It's a warning:Ā "I'm coming and I look GOOD."

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Just wanted to say a big fat THANK YOU for being here with m..

Just wanted to say a big fat THANK YOU for being here with me šŸ’Œ

Since landing on OnlyFans, I’ve found not just awesome supporters, but some real gems of friends... and let’s be honest, sometimes a little extra too šŸ˜šŸ’„

Because of you, my furball Homa (yes, HE’s the boss around here) has been munching on the finest gourmet cat food like he owns the place šŸ¾šŸ‘‘ Meanwhile, I’m over here eating noodles — priorities, right? šŸ˜‚

Wishing you all a ridiculously good day — full of smiles, fun, and maybe a little mischief too! 😈

Big hugs & purrs,

me + the overfed king šŸˆā€ā¬›ā¤ļø

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Okay, storytime 😬Today I bravely marched into the dentist’s ..

Okay, storytime 😬
Today I bravely marched into the dentist’s office, ready for aĀ simpleĀ teeth cleaning šŸŖ„āœØā€¦ and somehow left with an appointment to the orthodontist. Plot twist, right?

Apparently, my teeth decided to live their own life and ignore the braces I wore as a teenager (betrayal level: MAX 🄲). So now, here I am, staring into the abyss thinking…
BRACES. AGAIN.
Just call me "Metal Barbie" 🦷✨🤣

And now I’m sitting here like:
Will you still love me when I’m clinking like a wind chime every time I talk? šŸ˜‚
Or should I start perfecting my ā€œmysterious no-teeth smileā€ like this šŸ˜?

Anyway... perfect teeth or bust, baby. I’ll keep you posted – just don’t laugh too hard when I come back looking like a cute lil’ Terminator šŸ¦¾ā¤ļø

PS:
If I’m stuck eating soup and smoothies, you BETTER be spoiling me with sweet words and extra attention... or else I’m coming for YOU with these braces šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜‚

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I filmed my very first ASMR video šŸ«£šŸ’‹ It’s in the editing ro..

I filmed my very first ASMR video šŸ«£šŸ’‹ It’s in the editing room now, but soon it’ll be sliding straight to you like whispers yesss daddy šŸ„“šŸŽ§

Oh! AND I just got myself some sexy new heels – white & red šŸ”„šŸ’ƒ I swear they are screaming for a fresh pedicure and some steamy feet content… You know, just for you foot lovers out there šŸ˜˜šŸ‘ 

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Big news!Ā šŸŽ¤āœØI just ordered aĀ microphoneĀ for myĀ ASMR videos—b..

Big news!Ā šŸŽ¤āœØ

I just ordered aĀ microphoneĀ for myĀ ASMR videos—because whispering sweet nothings into my phone wasn’t cutting it. šŸ˜‚ Now you’ll hear every little sound in HD: soft whispers, tingly tapping, and probably my cat knocking things over in the background. šŸ±šŸ’„

What ASMR triggers do you love the most?Ā 

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It’s Women’s Day, but my good mood is mostly because… SUN! ā˜€..

It’s Women’s Day, but my good mood is mostly because… SUN! ā˜€ļø
Finally, I can step outside like a normal person and not like a walking cabbage. 🄬✨

The sun is shining, birds are singing, men are panic-buying the last tulips at the subway station – the perfect spring vibe!
Today is officially the day when I allow myselfĀ one moreĀ dessert,Ā one moreĀ walk, andĀ one moreĀ cup of tea in the park.

So if you're looking for me – I’m somewhere between the first spring flowers and another cappuccino. ā˜•šŸŒ·

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Had a killer booty workout today—feeling that sweet burn in ..

Had a killer booty workout today—feeling that sweet burn in all the right places šŸ˜šŸ”„ Now curled up with Homa, watching a movie, and counting down the minutes until my sushi arrives…

Wish someone was here to feed me šŸ£ and maybe give me a little post-workout massage šŸ˜‰

How are you spending your evening? Any plans for us? šŸ’‹

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Today, I watched a video and then went down a Reddit rabbit ..

Today, I watched a video and then went down a Reddit rabbit hole about Porta Parties Dubai. The video mentioned how a few years ago, this was only talked about in the darknet, but now it’s out in the open. Girls get $40-50K for a "party," but what they go through leaves them recovering from PTSD for years.

It’s wild how money blinds people. Some sell their time, some sell their soul. The real question is—how much of yourself are you willing to trade before there’s nothing left?

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Do you remember the very first time you laid your thirsty ey..

Do you remember the very first time you laid your thirsty eyes on me? šŸ‘€āœØ Where was it? What made you hit thatĀ "Follow"Ā button? Be honest—was it my smile, myĀ other assets, or just pure curiosity? šŸ˜

Also, let’s talk business—do you thinkĀ OnlyFansĀ is here to stay, or is it gonna pull a Titanic and sink in a few years? šŸš¢šŸ’Ø Will we be old and gray, still playing this game, or will we have to find new playgrounds? 🧐

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Watching The Naked Gun for the 100th time. Still laughing li..

Watching The Naked Gun for the 100th time. Still laughing like an idiot.

Is this normal? Or am I just one broken brain cell away from losing it completely? 🤔

Either way, Leslie Nielsen remains undefeated.

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✨ What Would You Choose? ✨Alright, my dear troublemakers, it..

✨ What Would You Choose? ✨

Alright, my dear troublemakers, it’s time for someĀ seriousĀ decision-making. šŸ“ŠšŸ˜ Your vote will shape the future… well,Ā myĀ future personality, at least. So, let’s get to it!

šŸ¤”Ā Who am I REALLY?
šŸ‘‘ A soft, delicate princess, waiting for her prince to sweep her off her feet? (Warning: I don’t do the helpless damsel thing, but IĀ doĀ enjoy being pampered.)
šŸ”„ A wild, untamed lioness who takes what she wants and plays by her own rules? (Extra warning: If you pick this, you better be ready to run… or submit. šŸ˜)

Choose wisely. Because IĀ canĀ purr… but I also bite. And scratch. And maybe steal your hoodie. šŸ˜¼šŸ’‹

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What You Don’t Know About Me… 🤫Well, let’s play a little gam..

What You Don’t Know About Me… 🤫

Well, let’s play a little game… Here are some secrets you mightĀ not know about me. Some will make you laugh, some will make you raise an eyebrow, and some… well, let’s just say you’ll be thinking about them all night.

🩷 I actually loveĀ cleaning. It’s my version of therapy. Some people meditate—I scrub the sink until it shines and suddenly life makes sense. But cooking? Meh. Too much effort for one person. I’d rather just admire my spotless kitchen.
🩷 I watch documentaries about serial killers to relax. Nothing like a cozy evening with a blanket, some chocolate, and a deep dive into how NOT to get caught. 
🩷 I dream of living by the ocean—just a T-shirt, tiny shorts, and salty kisses from the waves… and maybe from someone else, too.
🩷 I have a guilty pleasure—watching all the juicy gossip about the British royal family. Every week, I grab some snacks, settle in, and dive into the latest scandals and drama. It’s my own little soap opera.
🩷 I have way too many stockings and pantyhose, and yet… I always want more. Can’t help it, they’re just too pretty!

Your turn—tell me something unexpected about YOU.

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What I Value in a Man 🧐✨You know what’s sexy? A man with a b..

What I Value in a Man 🧐✨

You know what’s sexy? A man with a brain. šŸ§ šŸ”„ Not just one that functions (that’s the bare minimum, guys), but one thatĀ thinks, analyzes, seduces with words, and makes me question life in the best way.

Then there’s charisma. Not to be confused with "loud and obnoxious." Charisma is that effortless confidence, the way he carries himself, the way heĀ looks at me like he knows something I don’t... but I want to find out.Ā šŸ˜

And oh, the rare art of listening. If I catch a manĀ actually remembering detailsĀ about what I said last week? Immediate bonus points. If he brings up something I mentioned months ago? Sir, take my attention. You’ve earned it. šŸŽ–ļø

Now, let’s talk power dynamics.Ā Genuine dominance isn’t about being rude or bossy—it’s an art.Ā A real master doesn’t demand respect; he evokes it effortlessly. There’s a fine line between commanding and just being an ass, and trust me, I can spot the difference.

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Me, full of dreams:Ā Let’s see where I can shine... 🌟TikTok L..

Me, full of dreams:Ā Let’s see where I can shine... 🌟

TikTok Live:Ā "Hope you enjoy streaming for 10 seconds before getting banned for ā€˜inappropriate vibes’." 🫠
Kick:Ā "Even girls twerking in bikinis got 3 viewers. What am I supposed to do? Juggle flaming torches??" šŸ¤¹ā€ā™€ļøšŸ”„
Twitch:Ā "Unless you’re a pro gamer or have cat ears, good luck." šŸŽ®šŸ±šŸ‘‚

Me staring at my camera:Ā ā€œMaybe I should just stream Homa sleeping. Instant viral hit.ā€ šŸˆšŸ’¤

Conclusion:Ā Streaming platforms are like dating apps—90% rejection, 9% weirdos, and 1% success. šŸ˜Ž

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Guess what? IĀ finallyĀ ordered those spicy red high heels and..

Guess what? IĀ finallyĀ ordered those spicy red high heels and sandals I was eyeing! šŸ”„

So in just a few weeks, they’ll be here, ready to steal hearts and step on... well, you know who you are. šŸ˜‰ Get ready for some fresh, hot content that’ll knock your socks off (or make you wish you were mine)! ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„

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So, guys, big news—I'm about to level up from 'potato-qualit..

So, guys, big news—I'm about to level up from 'potato-quality' to 'cinematic masterpiece'! šŸæšŸŽ„
Got my eye on the Sony F30—because let’s face it, myĀ spicyĀ content deserves to shine in HD, not look like it was shot with a microwave. šŸ˜šŸ”„ But before I drop that cash, I need to know if this beauty works with a Bluetooth button—'cause let's be real, asking someone to help withĀ my kindĀ of photoshoot might lead to some... raised eyebrows. šŸ˜‚šŸ“ø

Manifesting this glow-upĀ this year, so stay tuned. Hopefully, no more 'hit the timer, sprint, strike a pose, and pray I don’t look like a confused flamingo' moments. šŸ˜‰

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Sitting here, thinking... šŸ¤”Should I start exploiting my cat ..

Sitting here, thinking... šŸ¤”
Should I start exploiting my cat Homa for TikTok fame? 🐾✨
I mean, if people can get rich just by showing their cats being weird, why am I not cashing in? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

I've been showing my body online just to afford this little fluffball's fancy food and treats. šŸ—šŸŸšŸ’ø
Now it's HIS turn to shake those whiskers and earn us both some views! šŸ˜‚šŸˆ

What do you think? Should Homa become the next viral cat star? šŸ‘‘šŸ¾
Or will fame go to his head, and I'll be stuck serving a diva cat with attitude? šŸ˜‚

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Thinking I should buy some new high heels...’Cause having on..

Thinking I should buy some new high heels...
’Cause having only one pair is like having only one sock—kinda pointless! šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
So, what else do you think would suit me and my outfits? šŸ‘ āœØ
Suggestions welcome—unlessĀ you say crocs. šŸ˜‚

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Just watched the most unhinged Spanish TV show, and I’m cryi..

Just watched the most unhinged Spanish TV show, and I’m crying šŸ˜‚

Main dude Montoya thought life was going smooth until he tuned into a livestream… of his girlfriend cheating on him in real-time. And instead of, idk, processing emotions like a normal person, my guy took off RUNNING. šŸ’ØšŸ’€

The funniest part? The faster Montoya ran, the faster his GF was… let’s just say… keeping the tempo with the other dude. šŸ’€ Camera guy was SPRINTING behind Montoya like it was the Olympics, just to catch him crashing into the crime scene. Pure cinema.

The comments under this episode??? GOLD. People are out here analyzing the physics of heartbreak speed, debating if Montoya set a world record, and straight-up crying from laughter.

If you need a show where you can turn your brain off and just watch people make questionable life choices, I highly recommend Cuckold Island. 10/10, would watch again. 🤣

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Yesterday, I decided to be a responsible adult and finally g..

Yesterday, I decided to be a responsible adult and finally go back to Fly Stretching after a few months of glorious laziness.

It started off great—some light stretches, a bit of bending, feeling all graceful and flexible… like a majestic cat.Ā But somewhere between "Oh, this feels nice" and "Wait, why am I seeing stars?" I realized—my spine was filing a formal complaint.

Now my back hurts. I sneezed this morning and thought I accidentally performed an exorcism.Ā Lesson learned: if you take a long break from stretching, EASE INTO IT.Ā Feeling goodĀ duringĀ the session doesn’t mean you won’t feel like a broken marionette the next day.

So yeah, I’ll be walking like a malfunctioning robot for a bit. Pray for my lumbar. šŸ™ƒ

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"No, I'm not mad, that's just my face"Ā šŸ˜‘šŸ˜‚You ever just sit t..

"No, I'm not mad, that's just my face"Ā šŸ˜‘šŸ˜‚

You ever just sit there, minding your own business, and suddenly someone hits you with:
"Are you okay?"
"Did something happen?"
"Why do you look so... upset?"

And you're just like—??? 🤨
Dude, this is just myĀ default settings. I was born with theĀ Resting Bitch Face, fully equipped with:
āœ”ļø Permanent "judging you" expression
āœ”ļø Mysterious, slightly intimidating aura
āœ”ļø The ability to look done with everything—even when I’m having a great time

Honestly, I could be planning a beach vacation in my head, fantasizing about food, or just vibing to my own internal playlist, and people still think I’m plotting world domination. šŸŒšŸ’€

Moral of the story: if you see me lookingĀ serious, just know—I’m fine. I probably just remembered an embarrassing moment from 10 years ago. šŸ˜­āœŒļø

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Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! šŸ’˜ Today has been all about ..

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! šŸ’˜ Today has been all about balance—started with a fresh manicure šŸ’…, powered through a solid workout šŸ’Ŗ, enjoyed some amazing food šŸ½ļø, and now, it’s finally time to pop some champagne! šŸ„‚

I know I owe some of you custom videos (don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten šŸ˜‰), so I’ll be working on that before fully relaxing with my fluffy little Valentine, Homa. 🐱✨

Wishing you all a cozy and beautiful evening—whether you're celebrating love, self-love, or just enjoying a chill night. šŸ’– Cheers! šŸ¾

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sooo I put on my cute lil heart pantyhose today… feelin’ all..

sooo I put on my cute lil heart pantyhose today… feelin’ all sweet n’ flirty šŸ’•āœØ and then BOOM—
plot twist: destiny said "nah, you’re a slut" šŸ˜šŸ’”

guess I'll embrace my villain era šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜‚

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Switched up my trainer and workouts—spent the last six month..

Switched up my trainer and workouts—spent the last six months at kinezotherapy because of some back pain. Good news: my back’s fine! Bad news: my body still doesn’t scream sporty spice. So, for the first time ever, I hopped on a cardio machine… and holy hell, it was brutal. But guess what? I kinda loved it. Loved it so much, in fact, that I impulsively prepaid for eight sessions. Pray for me. šŸ˜…

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New Wardrobe = New Photoshoot! ✨Since I’ve updated my wardro..

New Wardrobe = New Photoshoot! ✨

Since I’ve updated my wardrobe with moreĀ feminine, flirty outfits, it’s only right toĀ celebrate with a new photoshoot!So, I’m about to book a studio and make some magic happen. šŸ’ƒšŸ”„

To be honest, the lastĀ four months were rough—taxes had me in a chokehold. 😩 But that’s a story for another day. Right now, I just want to focus on feeling good, looking stunning, and enjoying this littleĀ reset.

Taking photos feels like aĀ fresh breath of airĀ after all the stress. So, get ready for someĀ new looks, new vibes, and, of course, new teasing.Ā šŸ˜ Hope you’ll love it as much as I do!

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✨ Wardrobe Upgrade: Bye-Bye Oversized Hoodies, Hello Feminin..

✨ Wardrobe Upgrade: Bye-Bye Oversized Hoodies, Hello Femininity! ✨

So, there I was, staring at myself in an oversized sporty tracksuit, looking more like a lost teenager than a grown woman… and I just thought:Ā ā€œThat’s it. Time for a change.ā€Ā šŸ”„

Fast forward to now—I’ve revamped my wardrobe with moreĀ dresses, skirts, and all things feminine.Ā And honestly?Ā Best decision ever.

This dress?Ā One of my new favorites!Ā šŸ’– Super sweet, flirty, and justĀ madeĀ to be paired with stockings or pantyhose. And let’s not forget my favorite part… the way guys look at me when I wear it. Oh yeah, I see you staring. šŸ˜ And I love teasing.

Also,Ā tweed?Ā It’s givingĀ classy but dangerous.Ā A perfect match for my mood.

What do you think—should I show off more outfits like this? šŸ˜‰šŸ’ƒ

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šŸ”„Ā So, I Bought a Monster Dildo… and Guess What?Ā šŸ”„When I orde..

šŸ”„Ā So, I Bought a Monster Dildo… and Guess What?Ā šŸ”„

When I ordered it, I was like,Ā ā€œLet’s get something BIG, something fun, something perfect for riding.ā€Ā You know, a little upgrade. Well… turns out ā€œmonsterā€ doesn’t meanĀ justĀ big—it meansĀ SUPERHUMANLY GIGANTIC. 😳 Like, I unboxed it and immediately thought,Ā ā€œWhere do you even put this??ā€Ā Spoiler:Ā not inside me, that’s for sure.

So, instead of a new favorite toy, I accidentally got myself aĀ luxury dĆ©cor piece for my playroom.Ā Now it just stands there, looking all intimidating, a trueĀ status symbol for my slaves to admire.Ā šŸ‘‘ Because let’s be real—if I can’t use it, someone’s still gonna suffer just from seeing it. 😈

Lesson learned: read the measurements carefully before clicking ā€œBuy Now.ā€ Or don’t, and get yourself a new centerpiece. 🤭

Who else has had aĀ "WTF did I just order?"Ā moment with toys?

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šŸ’ø Who Should Pay on the First Date? The Man or the Woman? Ah..

šŸ’ø Who Should Pay on the First Date? The Man or the Woman?

Ah, the age-old debate that turns dinner tables into battlegrounds. So, let’s settle this once and for all—or at least stir the pot a little more.

šŸæ My golden rule:

If a guy asks me out, he’s paying for my snacks. That’s the deal. But if we’re just vibing as friends? I got my own bill, no worries. Simple, effective, no awkward "sooo… how do we wanna do this?" moment.

So tell me—who do you think should pay on the first date?

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Today, I filmed a YouTube video showcasing this gorgeous pai..

Today, I filmed a YouTube video showcasing this gorgeous pair of seamless pantyhose. It’s a mix of style, comfort, and a bit of fun as I walk you through the details. šŸ‘—šŸ’ƒ Curious to see how it all came together?
JuliaSweetie Pie - that's my nickname there.

I’d love to hear what you think, so don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe to the channel if you haven’t already. ā¤ļø

See you there! šŸ’•

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