I thought I'd make you a little snack. You've earned it!! 😘😘
I thought I'd make you a little snack. You've earned it!! 😘😘
2025-03-12 22:33:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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I'm really good at taking my clothes off 😅
I'm really good at taking my clothes off 😅
2025-03-12 19:46:03 +0000 UTC View PostDaydreaming about vacations has not in fact made work go by ..
Daydreaming about vacations has not in fact made work go by quickly lol. One thing that I love about YouTube and the interwebs is being able to watch travel vlogging videos. There are a few people of YouTube that make really interesting videos about parts of the world that just aren't shown a whole lot. There's this one guy that used to go to Russia and all the Eastern Bloc countries, and it is incredibly cool to see what daily life is like in a small Russian town. I've been watching this other guy who hitchhikes around China and elsewhere in Asia - he also has a new video in North Korea - and I find his content to be incredibly illuminating
2025-03-12 16:32:04 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning and happy Humpday!! I keep daydreaming about go..
Good morning and happy Humpday!! I keep daydreaming about going on a little vacation cause it's been a hot minute, and I'm curious where y'all like to go on vacation. I think my dream trip is Japan. The food, and the culture, and the food (never forget the food!!) just gets me so excited. I've always been super interested in Russia and all of the former Soviet countries, and China, and North Korea, and pretty much any country that doesn't get a lot of coverage in the west. They're just such interesting places - but probably not for a vacation lol. I went to Vegas years ago and had the best time. It's just such a ridiculous place, and the food is good (good food is like 90% of a vacation for me). More realistically, maybe a little nature retreat, or a beach vacation during the summer? Anyway, let me know where you like to go. Hopefully it'll make work go by more quickly 😅
2025-03-12 13:43:07 +0000 UTC View PostGoodnight!! I'm just looking for the perfect bedtime story. ..
Goodnight!! I'm just looking for the perfect bedtime story. 😋 Sleep well, and let's do our best to cross paths in dreamland tonight! If you're looking for me, I'll be the naked nerd who's very excited to see you!! 😘😘
2025-03-12 01:43:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a hot minute since I've done the horizontal tango,..
It's been a hot minute since I've done the horizontal tango, and tbh, I've been thinking about sex a fair bit recently 🙈 Something about taking all of these nudes and chatting with y'all is getting me all hot and bothered. That got me wondering - what's your favorite thing about sex? For me, I love how sex can be this unspoken language, where you're communicating with one another through touch, and movements, and actions, and it's this back and forth. Almost like the 'yes and' from improv, or a game of tennis. It's such an intensely intimate way to connect with someone, and I think it's just so hot
2025-03-11 22:33:09 +0000 UTC View PostIt's cold today so I'm wearing like a million layers, and th..
It's cold today so I'm wearing like a million layers, and that makes nudes more difficult, but certainly not impossible 😋
2025-03-11 19:45:07 +0000 UTC View PostAs an amendment to my post about gardens and chickens, my fr..
As an amendment to my post about gardens and chickens, my friend keeps ducks and she keeps tempting me with these adorable little ancona ducks. It's too bad ducks are super messy and kind of annoying to care for, or I'd happily take a few, or more than a few lol. The more the merrier! 😋
2025-03-11 16:32:08 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning my lovely library patrons!! How are you today? ..
Good morning my lovely library patrons!! How are you today? I've been trying to figure out a drip irrigation system for my vegetable garden for this year, as I just don't think I'll have the time to hand water everything. So that's where my brain is at lol. It's still a while before anything can go in the ground, but I'm hopefully gonna start some seedlings this week, and I'm getting everything tidy and ready for planting. I also keep seeing everyone posting their little baby chicks for sale in the chicken groups near me, and I'm having to stop myself from getting a whole bunch more chickens haha
Have a great day, and whatever is on your schedule today, I hope it goes wonderfully!! 😘😘
Goodnight my sweethearts!! Another Monday has been vanquishe..
Goodnight my sweethearts!! Another Monday has been vanquished, so I hope you feel accomplished!! The good news is that right now, we are as far away from Monday as we can get. The bad news is that Monday seems to be infinitely recurring, and impossible to avoid. One must imagine Sisyphus as a large orange cat eating lasagna.
Goodnight everyone, and sweet dreams!! 😘😘
Have you ever read a book that really stuck with you, and th..
Have you ever read a book that really stuck with you, and that you still think about? I read How High We Go In The Dark by Sequoia Nagamatsu, which is this collection of short stories that are all kind of connected about a plague and its impacts on the world, and it has really stuck with me. It is profoundly sad, and fucked up, and so incredibly human and beautiful. I think about some of those stories all the time, and if you want to read something intense and poignant and enduring, I can't recommend it enough!
2025-03-10 22:33:06 +0000 UTC View PostThere are my Serious Meeting at Work Pants, but that just ma..
There are my Serious Meeting at Work Pants, but that just makes it extra fun to peel them off at the end of the day and show off my holes lol
2025-03-10 19:46:05 +0000 UTC View PostI really like pickles. I was really hoping to make some home..
I really like pickles. I was really hoping to make some homemade pickles last year, but my cucumber crop wasn't as robust as I had hoped, and they mostly ended up in salads. But this year, I'm gonna do my best to nurture my cucumber plants and we'll see what we can do!
This post is relevant because pickles are phallic. That's what I'm telling myself anyway 😅
Good morning gang!! It's once again Monday, and while that s..
Good morning gang!! It's once again Monday, and while that sucks, I'm feeling pretty optimistic about the week. Something about the sun is just doing good things for me. 🥰🥰🥰
I love animals, I always have, and I would love nothing more than to here about your pets!!
I have 5 cats:
Timbit (my ginger runty girl)
Buttlord (my big tuxedo boy)
Audrey Horne (my brown tabby lady)
Milhouse (my black panther boy)
Jimmy Fish Lips (the youngest, my little tuxedo nightmare boy)
1 dog:
Mabel, my year old border collie
and 7 chickens:
Pierogi
Big Sexy
Canelo
Taylor
Pickle
Pinhead
Larry
I really want to get ducks and turkeys, and one day, some goats and pigs. Having animals makes me so happy, and I want nothing more than to have a silly little farm 🥰🥰🥰
Have the best day, and if you have pets, give them a little scritch from me!!
Here's an idea: I've heard pillows actually aren't that good..
Here's an idea: I've heard pillows actually aren't that good for sleeping on! Instead, why don't you put your face in my butt? Or you can rest your head between my legs? I don't know, we might have to test out a few different things, but I think we could figure something out 😋😋
Sweet dreams, and don't let Monday get you!! Monday's always trying to get me, and I won't let it!! 😘
Get in there real close. No, I don't mind at all!! Actually,..
Get in there real close. No, I don't mind at all!! Actually, I think I lost something in there. It's pink and wet - can you take a look for me? Actually, the best way for you to look is with your tongue 😋😋
2025-03-09 22:33:07 +0000 UTC View PostDo you guys like Pokemon? The first two generations of Pokem..
Do you guys like Pokemon? The first two generations of Pokemon games are some of my favorite games EVER!! I've played hundreds of hours of Pokemon Crystal, and I think it holds up super well today. I kind of fell off the Pokemon wagon after that second generation until Pokemon Go came out, and I enjoyed the shit out of that when it came out too. There was this group of nerds in my neighborhood that would meet up and go raiding all the time lol. It was quite the sight to see like 20 nerds wandering around staring at their phones, but I think it was actually so cool that a game brought so many people together
Also, here are my holes for your viewing pleasure lol
Good morning gang!! I had a long day yesterday (my landlord ..
Good morning gang!! I had a long day yesterday (my landlord was being a dink, as landlords often are, and I wasted my morning dealing with his shit) but I'm looking forward to having a nice relaxing day today.
I hope you have a wonderful day, my sweet people!! 😘😘
I don't know if y'all are party people or stay home people, ..
I don't know if y'all are party people or stay home people, but I'm just about ready to curl up on the couch, watch something silly, and be a couch potato for the rest of my Saturday. Be safe, have fun, and enjoy yourself!!! We spend all weekend work for this, you might as well have a good time!
Meet back here tomorrow? 😘😘
Sushi is wild. Like, all of the ingredients are from Japan (..
Sushi is wild. Like, all of the ingredients are from Japan (except for rice surprisingly, but rice has been grown there for a million years, so close enough), so it's not that strange that these ingredients are combined into a dish. But the thought to combine the ingredients the way that you do - fish, wrapped in seaweed, wrapped in rice, and rolled, is absolutely insane. I love Japanese cuisine because it epitomizes taking whatever you have on hand and doing the absolute most with it, and honoring those ingredients. Like, think of all the things the Japanese do with soy beans. What a time to be alive
Can you tell that I'm craving sushi so, so badly? 😅
I thought you might like to know what it would look like if ..
I thought you might like to know what it would look like if I was on top of you 😘😘
2025-03-08 20:47:03 +0000 UTC View PostA short skirt never hurt anyone 😋
A short skirt never hurt anyone 😋
2025-03-08 17:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostHappy gosh darn Saturday!!!! Are you guys doing anything exc..
Happy gosh darn Saturday!!!! Are you guys doing anything exciting this weekend? I'm gonna work on my garden a little (I think I'm gonna plant some lettuces and get all my raised beds going) and try and catch up on some sleep.
I hope whatever you've got going on is fun and awesome and wonderful, and have a great weekend for me! 😘😘
I hope you're having the best Friday night, and whatever you..
I hope you're having the best Friday night, and whatever you're up to, I hope you have fun! I went out for drinks with a girlfriend last week, and I nearly passed out when they brought the bill (inflation is scourge on this earth), so I'll be hanging out at home, but do something fun and wild for me!!! And if you ever cook or eat something excellent, tell me about it!! I love living vicariously through your taste buds!
Sweet dreams, and you've earned a lovely weekend, so treat yourself well!!! 🥰🥰🥰
Do you like my tail or my udders more?
Do you like my tail or my udders more?
2025-03-07 23:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostYou know how we were talking about guessing what people look..
You know how we were talking about guessing what people look like naked? (lol what a sentence! I love y'all and I love that we can talk about silly stuff) Isn't it so fun when you finally get to see someone naked, and you get to be like "Aha! That's what that looks like!" I spend a lot of time posting on reddit, and inadvertently looking at naked ladies, and boy is it interesting all of the different ways that a body can be. tbh, that's my favorite thing about humans. I adore how different a vulva or a penis, or any body part, can be and I especially like how the internet gives us access to all of these unique bodies. I feel like it was so much easier to be self-conscious when the only people you saw naked in media were porn stars - aside from being an unrealistic representation of what a body is, they all look the same!! Obviously, people will always have body issues, but I think it's wonderful that you can go on the internet and see just about every kind of body there is, represented in some way.
2025-03-07 20:45:08 +0000 UTC View PostSome holes, cause I heard a rumor that you're hungry, and wh..
Some holes, cause I heard a rumor that you're hungry, and what kind of host would I be if I didn't keep you well fed? 😘😘
2025-03-07 17:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostHappy fucking Friday!!! I'm all jazzed that it's almost the ..
Happy fucking Friday!!! I'm all jazzed that it's almost the weekend, and I hope you're excited too!! I don't really have any big plans for the weekend - I need to make something for dinner, maybe something with eggs? My chickens are back to laying with a vengeance, and I have like 40 eggs right now lol. Otherwise, I'm just hoping to relax, maybe shoot some porn, maybe cum a little. Who knows what will happen?
I hope you have the best Friday, and get stoked for the weekend!!! 😘😘
Goodnight lovlies!! We're just a hop, skip, and a jump away ..
Goodnight lovlies!! We're just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the weekend, so let's hurry up and get there!! sweet dreams, and if someone could come over and be the big spoon, that would be great! 😘😘
2025-03-07 02:42:05 +0000 UTC View Post