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It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.' You'r..

It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.'

You're still using fowl language.

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When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people h..

When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people have sex, its a threesome...

Now I know why people call you handsome.

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My husband had his friends over so I had to be quiet for thi..

My husband had his friends over so I had to be quiet for this one.

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Purchase the full nude set complete with explicits! Or subsc..

Purchase the full nude set complete with explicits!

Or subscribe to my VIP account and get access to all my content, including exclusives & Videos that will never be posted anywhere else, for $25 a month!

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My husband asked me to spoon in bed, but I'd rather fork.🤣🤣🤣

My husband asked me to spoon in bed, but I'd rather fork.

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My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially be..

My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially because his name’s Steve.

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged...

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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Want more for less? Subscribe to my VIP account and get acce..

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Subscribe to my VIP account and get access to all my content, including exclusives & Videos that will never be posted anywhere else, for $25 a month!

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Purchase the full nude set complete with explicits! Or subsc..

Purchase the full nude set complete with explicits!

Or subscribe to my VIP account and get access to all my content, including exclusives & Videos that will never be posted anywhere else, for $25 a month!

New users get half off your first month!

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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat i..

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We're closed.

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What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ.🤣🤣🤣

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my organ.

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Anyone who Donates anything to my fundraiser for my fur babi..

Anyone who Donates anything to my fundraiser for my fur babies will receive one month free access to my VIP account.

Over $50 and I'll give you 3 months. 🥰

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Unlock the explicit photos from this set for everyone by hel..

Unlock the explicit photos from this set for everyone by helping me reach my goal.

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Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can'..

Can a frog jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house can't jump.

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What goes up, lets out a load and then goes back down?An ele..

What goes up, lets out a load and then goes back down?

An elevator.

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Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.🤣🤣🤣I'm offering..

Dogs can't operate MRI machines.

But catscan.

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What’s two inches wide, six inches long and makes everyone g..

What’s two inches wide, six inches long and makes everyone go crazy?

A $100 bill.

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What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s pant..

What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s pants?

Pockets.

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Hey cuties, between unexpected vet bills, winter power bills..

Hey cuties,

between unexpected vet bills, winter power bills, and my husband having his hours cut at work, we're struggling paying everything this month. I hate to beg for money, but if you've got a few extra dollars this week to spare I could really use some help.

You can also help by signing up for my VIP page @mothqueenmythosvip , which is 75% off for your first month.

You'll get access to videos and explicit photos not available through my basic page.

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Unlock this video for everyone by helping me reach my goal. ..

Unlock this video for everyone by helping me reach my goal.

(Anyone who donates at least $10 will get the video regardless of whether or not I hit my goal)

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Want access to all of my content and exclusives with none of these pesky PPV fees? Sign up for my VIP page and never pay extra again! @mothqueenmythosvip

Extras include: Sexy videos with my partner, behind the scenes content, DM responses, a more intimate look into my life, and much, much more!

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