$10 to make the towel go away
$10 to make the towel go away
2025-05-30 23:57:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Why are you looking at me like that?
2025-05-30 00:26:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Yellow light is the color of the gods βοΈ
2025-05-15 18:04:13 +0000 UTC View Post
On a scale from $1 - $10, how would you rate my girth?
2025-04-01 00:50:56 +0000 UTC View Post
2025 tan line has begun! βοΈ
2025-03-26 19:55:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Grape flavor! Tip $15 to see me fillβer up!
2025-03-10 22:59:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Careful. You might get a little wet
2025-03-03 18:56:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you prefer the light or the dark?
2025-02-27 00:04:57 +0000 UTC View Post
A little measuring goes a long way
2025-01-30 20:03:31 +0000 UTC View Post
The new year is cold, but you donβt have to be
2025-01-17 18:35:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Itβs the most magical time of the year! π πΌ sit on my lap and tell me what you want
2024-12-18 19:41:57 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous today. Only $10 to finish off the purple-headed yogurt slinger
2024-11-20 21:06:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I am a neck-romancer and I summon thee π
2024-11-05 01:13:06 +0000 UTC View Post
$30 to see Wolverine cream a pie!
2024-10-29 00:49:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Shoulder season is upon us π
2024-10-05 00:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Some people call them old man shoes. I call them comfortable.
2024-09-07 13:41:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Relevant irreverence ππ©L
$15 to see Wolverine make a Deadβpoolβ π π¦
Trying to get leaner 2024 summer body, baby
2024-07-11 19:43:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Only a little sweaty after a run in this hot weather π₯΅
2024-07-04 21:57:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Leg day pump was very satisfying today! ππ»
2024-06-25 20:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Seeing double? Fan of Jackson Pollock? $30 to see the reflective masterpiece I painted π¦ πΌοΈ
2024-06-18 23:59:26 +0000 UTC View PostVibinβ with some purple chokehold π
$20 to finish him!