OnlyCoomer
smurfydoesdtown

smurfydoesdtown

onlyfans

smurfydoesdtown posts

Got some Dolly Parton coming for ya!

Got some Dolly Parton coming for ya!

View Post

What about them Duke boys?

What about them Duke boys?

View Post

Okay so this Daisy Duke thing is so fun. And I've already go..

Okay so this Daisy Duke thing is so fun. And I've already gotten great suggestions for the video. I am so excited to continue country week. The dukes of Hazzard was a staple to most of us growing up in the '90s, especially those of us without cable TV. Daisy Duke was sweet and sexy and I loved her. And after I found out that the daisy Duke look was captured by her, always wearing sheer pantyhose (my top personal fetish) under her shorts, mandated by the producers for any naughty slip-ins, I had to do some pictures in tribute of her.

View Post

View Post

View Post

View Post

Over 7 minutes of me all dressed in leopard sucking a big co..

Over 7 minutes of me all dressed in leopard sucking a big cock and taking a load all over my face.

View Post

Country week continues with a little Shania in "That don't i..

Country week continues with a little Shania in "That don't impress me much". I love this outfit and I love Shania and I know I don't do her justice. Still had so much fun! Video with my new OF stunt cock coming out tonight too.

View Post

Soooooo..... I got another massage today. I asked him to w..

Soooooo..... I got another massage today. I asked him to work on my upper back and shoulders and he did such a great job at deep tissue, I felt like I was melting into the table. The massage was so relaxing and gentle but firm, alternating sides and texture. The oils, rocks, and even the texture of the sheets all combined onto my body. I was going from a relaxed state, to turned on, to aware of his energy, and then doing it all over again. He massaged my scalp for a good while in the beginning and when he massaged my arms and hands, I felt of his at the same time. I curled my fingers into his, just for a second, just feeling the strength of his fingers with my own. Just letting him know that I was there and appreciative. It is a very curious thing having gotten off in front of someone so many times, yet not knowing who they are or really even what they look like. So this time I was a little bit curious. And now I know that he has rock hard calves and a very firm thigh. But that's it. He's always wearing a mask so I couldn't even recognize his face. When the last time I saw him, I could feel his want for me, this time, I felt worshipped. This time whenever he was massaging me, it was as if he was learning my body so he could remember it later. Smooth strokes to firm and long and gliding across me... I don't think there's a part of me he didn't touch. When he moved the sheet down he tucked it into the top of my thong and I lifted my hips and wiggled just enough that he pulled my panties along with the sheet to the top of my thighs. When he massaged my bottom, I could literally feel all the sensation flow straight to my clit. And when he flipped me over onto my back, I could hear his breathing. It was just a bit ragged and it made me smile. This time I didn't want the towel over my face. I wanted to see, and I wanted him to see my face and what he did to me. So I took it off. Just like I took off my panties after he rubbed my inner thighs for so long that I was aching. At first he was so gentle with my clit. As if it was any other part of my body. He just circled and circled. When I started coming a couple minutes later, it was like a gentle wave crashed up onto a beach. And the wave just kept crashing at the shores. Over and over. His other hand would gently rub my stomach between orgasms to reset me for the next. And then I opened my eyes. I was already gyrating my hips and had flung the sheet off. I am squeezing my breasts and see him standing to my left, looking down at my pussy. His right arm is draped over me. I see his profile in the dim light and he moves his mask to his chin. I feel his finger just to the very entrance to my vagina and he pushes up at the same time his mouth barely sucks on my clit. Visually I was like omg is this really happening haha. Then, I exploded in a deep way that was different from the first orgasms. It was like it was restarting. He must have did that trick several times while I came. They were these deep rumbling orgasms like you would get from a very strong toy only it was coming from his hand and his mouth somehow. And then he stood up and stroked my belly while he stroked my clit and I came until I was exhausted. I would think that we were done and he would be massaging my feet or my thighs and then move back in for one more. My back was arching and I was in ecstasy. After I am spent, he pulls the sheet back over me. He left for a moment and brought back a warm wet washcloth to clean the oil off of me. When he washed my pussy, I could have came again, but I didn't want to be selfish. And then it was over. And it was awesome!!!! Who do you think he's telling this story to?

View Post

I will be reposting some of my earlier video and picture set..

I will be reposting some of my earlier video and picture sets because I didn't understand how to put thumbnails on them before. This is my Candyland set with a bunch of hot pics and an over 6 minute XXX video of me coming for you.

View Post

Blame it all on my roots! Being from Poplar Bluff Missouri, ..

Blame it all on my roots! Being from Poplar Bluff Missouri, I can't deny my country roots. Graduating with 40 others, it made it hard to be a slut. Especially whenever I went to Walmart! I saw someone I fucked there every single time. This week we're going to explore my love for Dolly Parton, some Shania Twain, Daisy Duke, and the character that started it all....Or at least the first woman that I ever saw act sexy in front of men. Miss Kitty from Gunsmoke! I have a stage and I hope to put on a very fun showgirl type performance! Make sure you stay tuned and make sure to request any country themed pictures or videos that you can think of. I love collaborating! And, I got a new only fans partner, so I should be making some partner videos very soon. Can't wait for you guys to see that, as he's one of the few guys that actually makes me squirt when he fucks me. Lots of stuff coming up this week and I cannot wait to play!

View Post

What do you think of my new set?! I just finished it. Can yo..

What do you think of my new set?! I just finished it. Can you guess what my theme is? I finally have a stage 💜

View Post

What happens when a classy business woman gets home from wor..

What happens when a classy business woman gets home from work? She asks for a foot rub! All about cute Barbie pink toes. 9 minutes of my favorite fetish!

View Post

What's your favorite type of slut?

What's your favorite type of slut?

View Post

The Cheshire Cat: A favorite among many who enjoy Alice in..

The Cheshire Cat: A favorite among many who enjoy Alice in Wonderland. With the iconic line, "we're all mad here", Cheshire was thought to represent the plight of the mentally ill and homeless during the authors time. The character is relatable to all. I remember being so very frustrated when watching the movie and hearing how the cat talked to Alice. Why wouldn't he just speak in complete sentences?, I wondered. Just tell her! I thought. But, when it comes to sexuality, sometimes the words needed don't form as well as they should. Sometimes voicing our deepest, darkest, fantasies and secrets will leave us stuttering. Why? Because our most inner self wants to be accepted, appreciated and valued. And when we think of our sexuality, is that not what we desire there as well? So we hesitate and "feel out" our partners. We broach subjects over wine, with throwaway comments. We don't voice our deepest fantasies, because if they reject that, they will be rejecting the very core of us. So how do we solve this? We recognize that every single person has sexual fantasies, desires, wants and needs. And when we get with that person, we make an important and continuous effort not just to ask our partner about their fantasies, but to actually listen. If your partner tells you a sexual fantasy, ask them, how would that make you feel? Would you want to feel vulnerable, used, empowered, slutty, virile, or strong? Sometimes knowing the desired outcome can give you good information on the fantasy it will take to get there. Ask for details, encourage your partner, and keep an open mind. We all have a sexual journey, and we are definitely, definitely all mad here. ;)

View Post

Time is relative! And never so relative as when your coming...

Time is relative! And never so relative as when your coming. My White Rabbit is just that. I set a timer for 5 minutes, lay back, use my magic wand, and see how many times I can come. W. This video is rated r because whenever I'm using my wand I have to close my legs to prevent the sensation from overcoming me, so this one's on my face boys.

View Post

So the guy ended up having to hang my yoga swing from the be..

So the guy ended up having to hang my yoga swing from the beam between my two main rooms because there was 12 in of insulation above the ceiling subfloor. I was kind of upset that that was the only place it would go. But, I think with a little imagination, it all worked out.

View Post

With my new White Rabbit video I would like to speak to the ..

With my new White Rabbit video I would like to speak to the subject of time and sexuality. We all known by now that time is relative and it's never more relative than whenever you are trying to orgasm. It starts a few minutes in. The thoughts in your head say it's probably only 5 minutes but what if it's been 50? For girls it's all sorts of things: Does he like the way I taste? Are his shoulders comfortable? What if he doesn't like how I smell? Is he kneeling on my hair? How does he stick out his tongue that long? A lot. And then the almost-most dreadful of all thoughts happens, and I speak for both genders: What if I don't come? And then time, as well as our perception of it, are immediately thrown off course. As a girl you close your eyes and start flashing all the kinky flashcards in your head to fantasize yourself back in to that head space and for a guy you have the most-ACTUAL dreadful of thoughts: What if I can't keep it hard this whole time? Which immediately makes your cock think: Oh my goodness, I've been hard for hours! I must be so exhausted! This is a lot of work! The clock on the wall says 15 minutes but I bet it's been more like 45! I better conserve my energy! And your dick gets a tiny less stiff. And then the cycle begins again. Time is relative. It doesn't truly matter how many, how quickly or in what way you have orgasms, just that you have them and you truly enjoy having them. That you embrace sexuality as the one thing that you can do while fully present with another person while naked. That even if your cock went soft, there are still plenty of things you can do to be intimate in those moments. This is key: If you don't worry about having to stop sex, if your cock goes soft, there will never be any pressure. So start early, thinking about the things that you like to do with a woman that aren't dick related. Experience that other intimacy and you will never worry about your cock getting hard again. Give your buddy down there a chance. Dicks can't tell time.

View Post

What does the white rabbit never have? Time! My new video i..

What does the white rabbit never have? Time! My new video is me setting a timer and seeing how many times I can come in 5 minutes. Place your bets, boys.

View Post

Guess who figured out the settings on her camera? This girl..

Guess who figured out the settings on her camera? This girl! White Rabbit video coming tonight!

View Post

Sometimes the best way to beat the heat is to cool off your ..

Sometimes the best way to beat the heat is to cool off your warmest area!

View Post

Follow up reports confirm that what we have here, is actuall..

Follow up reports confirm that what we have here, is actually...a big fucking mess ladies and gentlemen. Stay tuned!

View Post

Today on Smurfy News! A true look at the unique and often ..

Today on Smurfy News! A true look at the unique and often unspoken expenses of being a super slut. Yes, it is satisfying and fun for all parties. But, as water and electric bills continue to rise, sluttiness comes at what true cost? Tonight at 11:00

View Post

I can't remember if I ever posted this whenever I did my bli..

I can't remember if I ever posted this whenever I did my blink 182 nurse cosplay. So, if you did jerk off to it already, do it again!

View Post

When Smurfy goes down the rabbit hole, she finds herself in ..

When Smurfy goes down the rabbit hole, she finds herself in Wonderland. She notices a box that says lick me, she opens it and promptly shrinks. In dismay, she finds a box that says fuck me, and realizes what she must do to be big again. XXX

View Post

Wanna go down the rabbit hole with me this week?

Wanna go down the rabbit hole with me this week?

View Post

Regret in the form of a sweaty afternoon.

Regret in the form of a sweaty afternoon.

View Post

One reason only. HEB Waffles. My newest discovery, muse and ..

One reason only. HEB Waffles. My newest discovery, muse and obsession.

View Post

HEB on a Sunday? In 112 degree, Texas, mid afternoon heat?

HEB on a Sunday? In 112 degree, Texas, mid afternoon heat?

View Post

Doing the fairy pictures this week, my set definitely remind..

Doing the fairy pictures this week, my set definitely reminded me of the caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland. So of course I had to dress up like it! His famous line is Who are you? And I got to thinking about how much we are driven by our early sexual experiences. My first hint that there was anything pornographic in the world was from a boyfriend that said we could watch porn together. This boyfriends dad happened to own a quick stop with a VHS rental attached to it. With one entire top long rack about 6 ft. long with pornographic titles, although I don't think we could see the titles. You just kind of knew. So, I only really watch cartoons, I tell my new bf requesting a porn movie date. (Not a ton of TV back then) And the guy says, that's perfect! I have a video that's a cartoon that is Alice in wonderland and she gets to fuck everyone in the whole entire movie. You're going to love it. And so we watched it, and I did. I loved it. And now here I am. A very slutty caterpillar. I should have some fun stuff going on with Alice in Wonderland this week, please message me if there's any video ideas of what I could do all by myself. If I don't get a man soon, I'm just going to buy a wrestling dummy and a dildo that squirts.

View Post