When that realtor license Barbie got doesn't pay the rent.
When that realtor license Barbie got doesn't pay the rent.
2023-08-05 20:33:37 +0000 UTC View Post
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Over 4 minute video of me with my 8-in dildo. Sucking and fu..
Over 4 minute video of me with my 8-in dildo. Sucking and fucking. Forest Fairy Style :) Plus extra pics. Especially the one with "dragon's lair" tattooed above my pussy.
2023-08-05 03:07:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhen your kitty is just a little too fat for the panties. Na..
When your kitty is just a little too fat for the panties. Naughty Monkey!
2023-08-04 22:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Fuck You Fairy says lick it :)
The Fuck You Fairy says lick it :)
2023-08-04 00:58:04 +0000 UTC View PostFairy Toes and Tatas in this new picture set. Get up close a..
Fairy Toes and Tatas in this new picture set. Get up close and personal with my new purple pedicure. All proceeds of the sale of this picture set this week will be donated to my "see what I can make my real massage therapist do to me next" fund. I want him to rub my feet before I screw up my polish!
2023-07-31 21:43:11 +0000 UTC View PostDo you deserve a visit from the Fuck Fairy?
Do you deserve a visit from the Fuck Fairy?
2023-07-31 00:34:18 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants a visit from the fuck fairy?
Who wants a visit from the fuck fairy?
2023-07-31 00:03:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe Fuck me Fairy: A very smart yet very sociopathic ex of ..
The Fuck me Fairy: A very smart yet very sociopathic ex of mine once told me whenever I asked why he wouldn't let me just leave him. He said, "imagine you were walking in the woods and you came across a beautiful fairy and you got that fairy to fly in your pocket! And this fairy was a sex fairy that made all your sex dreams come true! All you had to do is feed her and give her your Netflix account and she was pretty happy most of the time. Even in just a pocket. But maybe she wants out of the pocket, she doesn't want to just be a sex fairy. He said, "Not many people find fairies, so would you really care if that fairy wanted out of your pocket? No. Cuz, you got a motherfucking sex fairy in your pocket" Disturbing but hot am I righ?.
2023-07-30 03:53:31 +0000 UTC View PostDirty Girls show off their pussy. With 10 xxx pics of me spr..
Dirty Girls show off their pussy. With 10 xxx pics of me spreading wide both standing and on the bed. One gratuitous ass spread shot as well. Very up close and personal.
2023-07-29 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLast night I met a man so hot, his chest so hard under my fi..
Last night I met a man so hot, his chest so hard under my fingers, that I would have gladly ate off his stomach with a spoon.
2023-07-27 20:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostI've been called a lot of awful things during my time as a S..
I've been called a lot of awful things during my time as a SW. And after being outed over Christmas last year, many of those words came from the people I thought loved me the most. So I wrote all those awful things on a vintage Versace blazer and let RiRi inspire me. *No Smurfys were harmed in the making of this project.
2023-07-26 21:06:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe very first modeling gig I ever did was for a guy who sho..
The very first modeling gig I ever did was for a guy who shot all the pictures for the fetish magazine called "Wet". He'd have us wear out most see-through outfits and jump in the pool and then photograph us after. Easiest hundred bucks I ever made at 19. Now that I'm older, I understand the fetish more. It's what you don't see as well as what you see that is so interesting. These are just nipples. But they look really hot in this shirt don't they?
2023-07-25 20:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostI couldn't have Switch week without doing a tribute to my gi..
I couldn't have Switch week without doing a tribute to my girl Rihanna and her video for S&M.
2023-07-25 19:11:27 +0000 UTC View PostDropped my phone off at the Fix-It place for a new screen an..
Dropped my phone off at the Fix-It place for a new screen and now the realization of just how dirty my camera roll is, is setting in. My ears are going to be red when I go in there.
2023-07-24 18:10:14 +0000 UTC View PostFemale switch week continues with an 8 minute video of me do..
Female switch week continues with an 8 minute video of me dominating and swishing a hot guy.
2023-07-23 03:53:05 +0000 UTC View PostBout to top this boy so long, his uncle's balls will hurt. I..
Bout to top this boy so long, his uncle's balls will hurt. I'll drop a preview when he gets here. This is what I wore yesterday, so obviously I'm not wearing it today. Obviously.
2023-07-18 22:52:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt's still Summer Time with Smurfy, and this week is all abo..
It's still Summer Time with Smurfy, and this week is all about being a female switch. Thursday, I have a renowned Shibari artist coming for ties and pics. And tonight, I have my dark and handsome, former military, masochist submissive coming over to make a movie with me. Think we're going to try out my new massage table and bondage gear. Hoo Rah!
2023-07-18 15:16:36 +0000 UTC View PostVampirettes, Feet and Floggings. Over 30 hot pics of a very..
Vampirettes, Feet and Floggings. Over 30 hot pics of a very dominant, and seductive Smurfy who just wants to flog you til your cock is rock hard and then come with your tongue on the sole of my foot. And then come again while you lick my ass. If you do a terrible job, I'll just have to ball gag you and masturbate in front of you. Feet, ass, and face featured in this pic set.
2023-07-18 13:51:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did I pick a vampire as my theme for talking about my Do..
Why did I pick a vampire as my theme for talking about my Dom side? If I've ever had rather interesting and unique clients that I've dominated for a while, I've brought in my girlfriends from theatre/ neighbor to see what I do. Not often, just 5 or 6 times Just enough to make the memories stick, like a trip to the water park you got to take with your friends when you were in school. Exciting, dramatic and everyone shows off. And there is always a love triangle. They all had a great time, both male and female, and I'm sure they'll tell similar stories for decades. That's if they are brave enough to admit some of that stuff. 😆 All but one ended up submitting to me at a later time. Not sexually but we "scened" . Okay, two were sexual, no names. 😇 They each wanted to feel like they were under someone else's control, if even for a few moments. And they had a fabulous time. Domination can be done with only a voice, but sex toys are like old friends they can help get the party going. 😜 I keep the cheapest four corner velcro cuff set under my bed, and have had several over the years. Because feeling the slightest bit immobile for another person, it means that you're willing to suffer for them, and also that control is changing hands. When you are comfortable to feel vulnerable enough to give up control to another person, you are able to slip away inside your own head to a space that has often not been occupied in years, sometimes decades. They slipped easier than most into that space. Those girls had seen what I was capable of and they trusted me in our regular life. Enough to know that they would be okay for just a little while, and that I would guide and ensure the pleasure, pain or prohibition that happens. And by the time they were tied up, most understood they wouldn't have to make a single choice for that brief moment or hour in time. Think of it like a trust fall, but kinky. What I remember from each of them after they watched me with a guy that was they said it looked like I was putting a spell on him. Like I was weaving a Web around him. Hopefully the video I release tonight, potrays some of that. I hope that it translates on camera how people feel in person.
2023-07-17 20:26:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I was around 20, I first started learning about sexuali..
When I was around 20, I first started learning about sexuality and looking at pictures and reading erotica, one of the first things that caught my eye was being made to mandatory orgasm. Most of them were done in the chair or bed or cross with a magic wand. I immediately went and bought one. A wand that is. Before then, I really ever came with a guy present maybe one out of every 10 times and that was whenever I was very specific after I had known him for a while. Many guys didn't even care that girls had orgasms. So the thought of a mandatory orgasm was so appealing to me. That no matter what, I would come every single time. The girls would be bound and have little say about the number of times they came .I didn't realize at the time, how submissive a mandatory orgasm video is. But now, I do. Too bad I'll never be able to cause a boy's mandatory orgasm in the same way. But it sure is fun to revisit that, especially with this very cute little chair. Home Depot makes me wet.
2023-07-17 00:43:18 +0000 UTC View PostHappy No Sex Sundays! The day I wear cotton underwear, no br..
Happy No Sex Sundays! The day I wear cotton underwear, no bra, clean my house to girl power music, and play with the chi's. Around 6 the lack of dick makes me start thinking filthy thoughts. By 9 I'm watching a movie and by 10 my magic wand and I rekindle our torrid romance.
2023-07-16 19:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis week on Summer with Smurfy, we are diving into what it ..
This week on Summer with Smurfy, we are diving into what it means to be a female switch. In BDSM terms, switch means that one can be both submissive and dominant. What I crave is not labels, but intimacy. Knowing someone almost as well as yourself, so that you can betray a whole conversation with just a look across the room. When I want to feel submissive, It always has to be with someone that I trust. I think we all want in some ways, to reclaim the vulnerability and innocence that we slowly lose as we grow. I am dominant most of the time. I don't know a life long single mother who doesn't have some dominance in her haha. My needs for submission usually come out whenever I'm sad or stressed. Although it's still hot any other time as well. Which makes sense, because when you submit to someone, you don't have to make any decisions. You don't have to think, you just do as they say. And at 5'10", when someone makes me feel tiny and shy, I get pretty malleable, :). I have a friend that writes erotic spanking novels. All of her novels are about the man on top and the woman over his knee, so to speak. Her entire fan base is women over 25, usually married. So, I know that submission is prominent and also culturally imprinted among women. The biggest misconception about BDSM is that it hurts. That everyone is into the most extreme pain possible. But, that is certainly not how it really works. BDSM can be incorporated into your daily sex life without even putting that label on it. What do I like when I'm feeling submissive, and what are some things to try on your own partner? 1. When she's walking by and you're sitting in a chair, grab her by the wrist and pull her into your lap for a hug. 2. Fuck her until she gets a tangled fuck knot in the back of her hair. Then wash it and brush it for her. 3. If she's trying to start a new good habit, such as putting her car keys in the same place every time, help her. A few OTK spankings will help condition that new habit when she forgets. (When spanking, the key is not to continually smack in the same spot, alternate cheeks) 4. A hand around her throat, (only press one side at a time, never both) and saying something like, "Whose pussy is this?" Or really anything possessive, is words of affirmation for a submissive. 5. If you saw an article online that you want to share with her, read it out loud to her while she sucks your dick. 6. After you come, let her fall asleep with your cock in her pussy or her mouth. 7. Reward and nurture her just as much as you discipline and desire. 8. When submission is a choice, women have their own lives under control already. So, since you don't need to make big choices for her, make small ones. Tell her what color to paint her nails, or when to not wear panties under her skirt. Have her read your favorite book or listen to a inspiring album, just to share that experience. 9. Say, "Get on your knees and crawl to me." 10. If possible, fill her up with come at every opportunity. Down her throat, in her bottom, dripping out of her pussy. And especially try to do it, whenever she's going to be away from you. Like when she's shopping. Claim your prize! Hello Kitty was a no-brainer photoshoot to highlight this subject. Now, how in the world am I going to keep on leather or latex in this weather whenever I talk about being dominant? Have a good day!
2023-07-15 16:06:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe first time I ever dominated a girl was at swingers party..
The first time I ever dominated a girl was at swingers party that was held at a local bar and grill in STL. It had a hotel connected to it and the AdultFriendFinder people got us really good rates haha. There was a Journey cover band that night, and a dance floor with an elevated stage. There were probably 60 swingers there, plus all the regular patrons, so it was a big crowd for a small space. I had met Rana through AFF once before at a party. She was an adorable brunette , 5’6” to my 5’10”, with big brown eyes and I remember her smelling like bubble gum. I didn’t have many sex toys at 22, so all I had was a wooden spoon in my pocket. You know the ones used for baking? I thought I was discreetly smacking Rana in the bottom and legs while we were on the dance floor in the crowd of people. She would give the best moan every time I would thwack her with that spoon. And she thanked me for it, every time! It was quite the empowering experience, let me tell you. The band was on an elevated stage so they could see down into the crowd. After their sets, they sought Rana and I out. They asked me and her all about bdsm and the spoon, as they had never seen something like that before. (Or since I bet) I asked Rana if she wanted some dick that night. She looked down at the ground and whispered, “yes please.” I told her she had to repeat it back to me. To ask me. She said, “please may I have as much cock as you’ll allow me, Mistress.” That sealed the deal. I invited the whole band back to our room. Four of them showed up. We had a drink and I remember puffing out my chest when they asked ME if they could touch HER. So here’s what I did….. I sat with my back against the headboard, with her leaning against me, as if we were in the bath together. I kissed the back of her neck and whispered, they are all going to fuck my little slut now. Every single one. And I took my arms and scooped them up under her legs and spread her far apart for them. It took some positioning, but holding her while she was getting fucked was so hot I was secretly cheeering. After the first two, I told her to turn over. She got on her knees and the drummer got in behind her. I swung around and put my tongue against her clit while he was fucking her. That, still to this day, is one of the most erotic textures/sensations I’ve ever experienced. To have a cock and a pussy on my tongue at once was just crazy. She was coming and I could feel the contractions under my lips. When I was under them, the last guy got inside of her. I turned back around again and laid nose to nose under Rana as she was being pounded. I kissed her and told her how good she was, and then he pulled out and came all over her back. I remember Rana proudly posting her wooden spoon bruises on her AFF profile, and me thinking, I could get used to this! And that's why I usually go for girls that are smaller than me. When I get in the mood for one, that is.
2023-07-14 23:34:45 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, I'm going to talk about my thoughts and experienc..
This week, I'm going to talk about my thoughts and experiences on BDSM and being a female switch. In BDSM terms, being a switch means that you are comfortable taking both dominant and submissive roles in the bedroom. When I got into the sex industry, it didn't take me long to figure out that it was much safer for me to take on the dominant role. And I knew that at least if I was leading the session, we were both going to have a great time. And, because it takes a lot of trust to submit to someone. So, most of my experiences are me being dominant. I love being able to take someone away from real life for just a little while. To be able to edge a man so close you hold his orgasm with the tip of your finger, is an addictive feeling. And most of all, being able to help a man feel safe, vulnerable, and turned on all at the same time, is powerful. I have explored real submission with only a few men in my personal life. My need to submit only really comes out when I'm stressed or had a bad day. Subspace gives me the dopamine I need to sleep and start fresh tomorrow. Tying me by the ankle to the bed while we watch a movie, or a quick 5 min bending me over his knee when I need to release tension. This week I'm going to do some pics and videos that explore both sides. And tell some of my favorite stories as a top and a bottom. And then, I'm going to make this week required reading when I find a potential OF/play partner. That, and they have to watch Secretary. I can never trust someone that says their kinky but hasn't seen that movie. It's like being on a bowling league and never watching King Pin. Or wanting to be a rapper and not watching 8 Mile.
2023-07-14 22:41:20 +0000 UTC View PostWithout dickspiration this is all I got today. When I'm crus..
Without dickspiration this is all I got today. When I'm crushing on a guy, I can think of a zillion sexy ideas. When I'm not, I guess I do my makeup really well?
2023-07-14 01:26:47 +0000 UTC View PostOh my goodness, actively seeking potential play and OF partn..
Oh my goodness, actively seeking potential play and OF partners is like trying to remember that thing that you walked from one room to another to get. Frustrating and if you forget that quickly, did you really need the thing anyway?
2023-07-13 22:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostI got new computers with some more processing power and scre..
I got new computers with some more processing power and screens to make my life a little bit easier. And the house is almost done, with it clearly divided between sections of fun! Here's a question for all of you, in fact, it's a poll. If I were to set up a 24-hour cam, would you prefer for it to be in my studio area where I'm taking my naughty pictures and videos every day or in my bedroom where I sleep and get ready and hang out with my dogs and masturbate myself to sleep. Haha. Either way you're seeing boob, I just need to know where my screen placement is going as I redecorate. Why did I decide to do this? The thought of it is always turned me on so I'm going to try it. And I think it will hold me accountable.
2023-07-12 19:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostThis week in the Saga of a Search for an OF partner: Monday..
This week in the Saga of a Search for an OF partner: Monday I was dressing as the Queen of Hearts after fucking my dance instructor. By Wednesday he was out. By Thursday I was on a date for 2 hours and 15 minutes in which 1 hour and 55 minutes was spent him actually crying real tears over his parents divorce. That happened 15 years ago. This from a man who had teenagers himself. That's when I did the Damsel in Distress photos. Because I wanted to throw myself from a tower. By Friday I met a Dom who was very good at making me feel like a naughty little girl by how much bigger he was than me and also because of his dirty talk. By Saturday night I was squirting on his dick. That's why I did the Slut Me Out Smurfy shoot By Monday, that had ended because we realized we had pretty different fetish interests. As in, I like bondage and he could care less. Haha. And now it is Tuesday and we will see where this week brings. Although, I thinking an apocalypse shoot might be in order. Just so we can watch the world burn together. :)
2023-07-12 04:47:03 +0000 UTC View PostWaking up while on my search for a stunt cock/play partner/p..
Waking up while on my search for a stunt cock/play partner/pancake maker :)
2023-07-11 20:45:30 +0000 UTC View Post