I have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. ..
I have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. Look at it. God I love my penis. It’s SO big.
2025-03-22 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Describe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain..
Describe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain.
2025-03-21 15:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostLook at my big fat fucking swinging cock. Pendulous. Heavy. ..
Look at my big fat fucking swinging cock. Pendulous. Heavy. Massive in the literal sense of the word. Emasculating. Intimidating. Obscene. Abnormal. Oversized. Megalophallic. Priapic. Shocking. Unnaturally large. Scary. Monster. Horse cock.
Fuck me my cock is so fucking big. It feels like a drug. I just watch these videos over and over again just like you do.
My buddy sent me this comparison. Yes, both are me. I can’t ..
My buddy sent me this comparison. Yes, both are me. I can’t tell you when the picture on the left was taken but I’d assume sometime in 2016-17-18?
Compare and contrast :)
“You get so hard, especially considering your size!” “It’s s..
“You get so hard, especially considering your size!”
“It’s spring loaded”
When I haven’t paid my penis much attention for some time, I..
When I haven’t paid my penis much attention for some time, I am shocked. My mind always goes back to “what if someone I know finds out about this” and then my cock just gets bigger and heavier and harder and thicker. Maybe it’s the thrill of shocking, maybe it’s the thought that they may feel negatively about it. Or positively. But the thought of showing off or someone finding out about the exact size and look and proportions and color and “type” of penis I have is just ughhhhh
2025-03-16 23:33:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I haven’t looked at my videos in a while and I go down ..
When I haven’t looked at my videos in a while and I go down that rabbit hole, I am honestly shocked. Like that is a really big, fat, floppy MONSTER cock, totally soft. I’m lucky to be me.
2025-03-14 23:57:21 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe the sun is having an effect on me. It’s been a while s..
Maybe the sun is having an effect on me.
It’s been a while since I’ve heard you guys describe for me what you see in my videos. That’s probably the quickest way to make me horny. Just use your words so I can understand what it’s like to see my penis from your perspective.
Have you been missing me?I’m not gone, but I have been busy ..
Have you been missing me?
I’m not gone, but I have been busy enough that I’ve had to concentrate on other things entirely.
POV: I send you “proof”
Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time i..
Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time in a while. Not only did the hyperphallic mania reach its peak last month, now my PhD project has entered a phase of frankly overwhelming data analysis and compiling. Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of lines of data, all in excel, all just numbers. It’s a lot and I’ve been very busy. I can feel myself returning to (ab)normal slowly, but I haven’t had any real chance to just let go and fully slide into the monstercock mindset. So I’m doing a little archive dump, just so you don’t forget about just how huge my penis is.
To be honest the work has been so overwhelming that I’ve been engaging in healthy everything-else-procrastination, which is mostly mindless scrolling on TikTok. The occasional algorithmic big tits will tease me but I’m in such a shutdown mode once the baby is finally asleep that I have been eating just the weirdest food - no time to cook, just pickled green tomatoes and labneh, or a bowl of cereal.
Just to give you an idea of what it’s like being a parent to a toddler in full time PhD studies in medicine.
I keep fantasizing about having my own little room to go to and fully get into the hyperphallic head space. No one to bother me, nothing else to do. Like a sensory deprivation pod but for the horny exhausted dad.
Business idea? A dad pod. Come spend 1-12h in a soundproof locked room and do what ever you want.
I’m still alive! It’s been a busy second half of January and..
I’m still alive! It’s been a busy second half of January and beginning of February. I haven’t had my traditional Friday nights off, which is when I get into monstercock mode. My mind has been filled with mundane every day stuff, and I’m still recovering from a very nasty bug two? Weeks back. I’m so stupidly sensitive to sleep deprivation!
Im starting to get impatient now tho. I feel some pressure building that will require release soon. I can feel I’ve been easily irritated, which to me means I haven’t cum enough.
The weather hasn’t been helping either. Massive snow fall followed by torrential rain followed by hail and frost again. Why do I even live here?
There was an interview with me on tv that also brought some fun in the last few days. People from my distant past messaging me on FB that they saw me on the screen back home.
Anyways. I don’t think I posted these two clips, so I’m adding them now from my secret volt. I know at least one person who knows about this page saw the interview which is kind of hot to think about. The contrast between everyday me and then my big fat secret. Maybe old flames saw it and were reminded of my giant cock….who knows.
Sorry you have to bear these on/off cycles with me but that is the way my autism works. It always comes back, so if you really crave to see more of my fat, obese monstercock then stick around. I’m not gone, just busy with non-penis stuff. I need some time alone SOON!
I’ve had a busy week, been trying to prioritize sleep over e..
I’ve had a busy week, been trying to prioritize sleep over everything else but it’s not been going as easily as one would have hoped. I’ll be back in full force soon hopefully! In the mean time thanks for sticking around, I wouldn’t be able to do what I do, both science and cock -related without you. So it does mean much more to me than you can probably imagine. I literally wouldn’t be able to do my PhD if I didn’t have you to help me and my huge fat cock to show off.
So enjoy :)
Sorry I haven’t been on much this week. Been battling some w..
Sorry I haven’t been on much this week. Been battling some weird allergic reactions and the antihistamines I’m taking are so strong they seem to make me completely exhausted, either that or I’m just completely exhausted and they’re making it worse.
But here is my obscene penis for you to marvel at :)
I’m taking it very easy this week. Been unusually exhausted ..
I’m taking it very easy this week. Been unusually exhausted and I’ve been having this weird allergic reaction to something, not sure what. I think I may have just been in some megalophallic mania, and now I’m paying the price. When you’re so proud and excited about your huge penis that you can’t sleep….im trying out a sleep week where I go to sleep much earlier than normal just to recuperate.
Anyways here is a video of my cock slowly filling up. The feeling of my big fat balls moving and the weight of my huge cock is enough to turn me on. The awareness of the weight, the mass, the size is all I need to get excited on my own. Which is why walking around naked can be difficult because it swings enough that it turns me on. Which is not necessarily good when in the showers at the pool.
Also i did this out of curiosity. I tried to make the rim of..
Also i did this out of curiosity. I tried to make the rim of the cans match exactly. Obviously it’s a flawed comparison but still interesting. The dildo is Shane Diesel, arguably one of the biggest penises in porn. What do you think?
2025-01-20 09:38:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe girth before the storm. Still soft enough to lay it acro..
The girth before the storm. Still soft enough to lay it across your face and for you to be able to feel the weight of it all
2025-01-20 09:36:21 +0000 UTC View PostHonestly, I fucking love it when my cock is not totally soft..
Honestly, I fucking love it when my cock is not totally soft and not totally hard, like in this video. It’s SO god damn heavy and thick and long and has so much mass but it’s still not so full that it stands on its own.
If there were no consequences, I would whip this out in front of essentially everyone, all the time. Just walk around IKEA with it out.
That is why I love our public pools here. I literally get to do that around other men. It can be such a kick! Walking around knowing people have to hide their shock and knowing they’ll probably never stop thinking about that one moment. It’ll always be the biggest penis they’ve ever seen. That one time at the pool, I saw this guy and his cock was: __________…
Soft but girthier than most big guys hard
Soft but girthier than most big guys hard
2025-01-16 22:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostMy porn name would be Leo Broadcock.Look at the width of my ..
My porn name would be Leo Broadcock.
Look at the width of my cock. It’s probably wider than some men are long.
Don’t get caught in the meatcopter!
Don’t get caught in the meatcopter!
2025-01-15 11:59:06 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll be you 10$ that I have the biggest penis you’ve ever se..
I’ll be you 10$ that I have the biggest penis you’ve ever seen. Just look at it!!
2025-01-14 14:16:50 +0000 UTC View PostTime lapse of my giant fucking cock. I swear I’ve never been..
Time lapse of my giant fucking cock. I swear I’ve never been bigger in my life.
2025-01-13 10:23:27 +0000 UTC View PostMacropenis. Megalophallus. Megalopenis. Gigantophallus. This..
Macropenis. Megalophallus. Megalopenis. Gigantophallus. This is what a truly enormous penis looks like. Everyone reacts differently but everyone reacts.
2025-01-11 23:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you react if I just pulled this out?
How would you react if I just pulled this out?
2025-01-11 22:48:05 +0000 UTC View PostTrying to fit in my trusty Speedo
Trying to fit in my trusty Speedo
2025-01-10 15:06:24 +0000 UTC View PostLook at that fat fucker dance!
Look at that fat fucker dance!
2025-01-09 23:22:43 +0000 UTC View PostI love this inbetween state. It’s a sort of lazy semi. It’s ..
I love this inbetween state. It’s a sort of lazy semi. It’s bigger than soft but has none of the rigidity. It’s just so massive. Look at how much thicker it is than my wrist and I’m not even remotely close to being hard. It’s so floppy. Obese. Obscene. I ALWAYS think of my huge girth when I see girls’ wrists.
2025-01-08 23:19:18 +0000 UTC View Post