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It was all sci-fi and snarls at my Princess Leia tribute yes..

It was all sci-fi and snarls at my Princess Leia tribute yesterday. Had a great May the 4th! I don't think Princess Leia is going to be cosplay completed though. :) If you want to come on my face in this outfit after it's already been came on, look for my pictures set coming out later today.

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I will have a pic or two available of the package I took on ..

I will have a pic or two available of the package I took on my face tonight :) Check your inbox!

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Feeling the Force this May the 4th. And by Force, I mean the..

Feeling the Force this May the 4th. And by Force, I mean the Power of this throat! #PrincessLeia #throatgoat #starwars #franchiseme

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The first time I ever looked at my vagina from a close up an..

The first time I ever looked at my vagina from a close up and personal perspective was when I found a dirty magazine at my uncle's fishing cabin. I honestly don't know if there was a penis in the magazine, but the girls legs were spread wide open, all completely nude. I remember being so amazed that that's what it looked like down there, I had to go get a hand mirror and see for myself. That's all I did for the two days they were away fishing. I just turned the pages of that cumlogged magazine and looked at those spreaded pussies, all different, and then look at my own pussy with the mirror. And came and came and came. Dirty secrets are the fun ones :) I thought that men were supposed to/had to come on their porno magazines like some ritual sacrifice given to the moose knuckle queens, until a few years later.

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It is hard not to think about all of you who are jerking off..

It is hard not to think about all of you who are jerking off over me the day after getting my Slow Job video. #cumshot #facialstations

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DICK RATINGS!! $10 if you want my opinion on your 🍆. $40 and..

DICK RATINGS!! $10 if you want my opinion on your 🍆. $40 and I'll send you a video of my reaction ;)

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So I finally got my infamous Slow Job video on tape. It's no..

So I finally got my infamous Slow Job video on tape. It's not showing up in my post with a description so I thought I would please you guys and send it all here. Please let me know what you think about my first XXX vid with someone else.

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Butt capes are my new fav accessory! Can't wait to do this w..

Butt capes are my new fav accessory! Can't wait to do this whole shoot. Also, remember that notorious slow job? Well, I finally got it on camera and when I can figure out how to attach a thumbnail to this b**** I will be releasing it. :)

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Stream started at 04/28/2023 08:16 pm

Stream started at 04/28/2023 08:16 pm

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The one cruddy thing about using sex as your favorite drug: ..

The one cruddy thing about using sex as your favorite drug: tolerance The more endorphins one needs, the kinkier must one get.

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If Bettie Page grew up in the 90s.

If Bettie Page grew up in the 90s.

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Happy 100th Birthday Bettie! She changed the way women and s..

Happy 100th Birthday Bettie! She changed the way women and sexuality were viewed in a very mainstream culture. Her videos are so tame in today's world but even so, you can see the sexuality in her eyes so clearly. That's why I'm having pin up week. I don't know what it is about the clothing and lingerie from that era, but they instantly give a woman a very sexual, vamp feel. It's very much a slutty look. Can't wait to play with this and share all the filthy things I think a pin-up girl would have enjoyed. Oh yeah, doing my first real slow job on film tonight. Hmmm. What should I wear.

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The yearly race in Texas to see how much naughty stuff you c..

The yearly race in Texas to see how much naughty stuff you can do outside before it gets too hot.

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When you get that new car kind of horny.

When you get that new car kind of horny.

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Whenever I go through something, I always write about it, to..

Whenever I go through something, I always write about it, to get rid of it in my head. Like a sage burning ritual, only to my brain. I feel like this subject deserved a song, because so many of us can unfortunately relate to loving someone who is addicted to something. Whether it be substance, person or beanie baby addiction, most people need something to relieve the stress of the world. That's why bdsm is so important to me! It's like a great drug with very tolerable side effects. Like persistent bruising on the thighs. :) I've only written plays before, so if anyone sees any formatting issues, please send me a private message. And yes, I sing, but very, very badly. So this may just end up being a poem, but that's okay. Because the sage will be burnt. A True Mistress Intro Orphans of true love, they planned their family. Just three dogs and two world travelers, living wild and free. But, two broken hearts are magnets, and in vicinity, they stick together unyielding, with no space in between. Add some sexual friction and some dopamine, if it makes the sad go away, it must be meant to be. But from the first night, their story was foretold, a Greek tragedy, comedy and drama, never gets old. Verse 1 I really DO like you, he said when they first met, I really DO enjoy the way your mind is bent. I really DO wanna know you, what your all about, let's create together, let our worry out. And on a whim, she embraced him, the wind upon her face, falling from grace. He spun her around, her dancing clown. Laughter ringing, both singing…. At the top of their lungs to their favorite songs and even though they were different, no one was wrong… I really DO love you, he'd say into her back. But when she looked him in the eyes, he would never look back. I really do adore you, I'll never cheat on you. But his mistress was in the bed with them and she didn't have a clue. Chorus Because what he meant by really, really, really DO. Is really I love you baby, I just really love her too. Zan is just my mistress, but you are my boo. She controls my thoughts, but my heart belongs to you. Really I need you baby, I totally swear I DO. But I need my Xanny more, and I think she needs me too. Verse 2 I really do adore you, he'd say as he drank more. His voice never slurring, always running to the store. The lies took their toll on him, when she called him out, but lies just multiply, when the drugs are out. I really DO love you, he'd say again and again. I finally found my person and my best friend. But you can't be friends, with someone your taking from, then your just a user, destined to become… the person that she hated, the men from her past. But she really loves him, and hopes that it lasts. Chorus Because what he meant by really, really, really DO. Is really I love you baby, I just really love her too. Zan is just my mistress, but you are my boo. She controls my thoughts, but my heart belongs to you. Really I need you baby, I swear I do. But I love my Xanny girl, and I think she loves me too. Verse 3 He knew before she did, that they'd never last, that we're all just tragedy and products of our past. But, the lies his mistress told him, the gaslight he couldn't drop. He knew it would all catch up to him,the burden carried was a lot. But, he was always on a run, that's why he couldn't stop! Addicts always on a run. That's why they never stop. Chorus Because what he meant by really, really, really DO. Is really I love you baby, I just really love her too. Xan is just my mistress, but you are my boo. She controls my thoughts, but my heart belongs to you. Really I need you baby, I totally swear I DO. But I love my Xanny girl, and I think you'll love her too. Verse 4 And she said I love you baby, with every part of my heart, but I have no choice, but to be apart. I'll never soothe you like she does, never be the key to your lock. Even when I tell you you're a good boy, kiss your forehead and suck your cock. For a while we were amazing, a lovely power couple. I didn't know I was in, the world's most fucked up thruple. The type of sex we had, was to chase away the sadness. But we fucked so long, the sadness turned to madness. The madness that you feel, when the answers right there, but with a bar between us baby, we'lll never be a pair. Chorus Because, what she meant by, I really really do. Is that I really DO love you, I just don't love her too. She is your leader, and I'm just a fool. But baby…. your mistress is a murderer and someday she'll kill you too. Someday she'll kill you too. Zan is a murderer and someday she'll kill you too.

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My xxx bad bunny video is back, all fixed! Along with 30 ho..

My xxx bad bunny video is back, all fixed! Along with 30 hot pics to jerk too. Bad Bunnies are the sluttiest bunnies. That's why they have to have two carrots (or more) to be satisfied. I talk about being a bad bunny while recreating the story of my first DP. #doublepenetratemeporfavor

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I forgot to tell you guys about Saturday. I went over to his..

I forgot to tell you guys about Saturday. I went over to his house and we were going to do some bondage and pictures. I'm so horny I ask to go to the bedroom after only a couple pictures ( I have a couple Polaroids from the shoot, it would have been so hot had we did it lol) So he lays me on the bed, carefully unfolding a washable pad under me. And then the proceeds to make me squirt 7 or 8 times, with only two of his fingers. He made me keep coming until I couldn't stay awake anymore and then I went home. And I didn't even see or touch his cock. I just felt pleasure after pleasure after pleasure. And , I slept really well that night. More to come on this adventure, I think.

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Ahhh, I love it when a creative ideal comes to fruition, you..

Ahhh, I love it when a creative ideal comes to fruition, you think about it for days, do it, post it.....then never look at carrots the same again. Next ideal though. I think a Bettie Page tribute is in order. I just have to figure out the best way. Watching her videos now would be a bit like Tik Toks. But the essence hasn't changed. A man wants a girl who will dress sexy for him, wiggle her tits and ass to any music nearby, and who will look him straight on with come fuck me eyes. Basically, the idea of a true sexy woman is just one with awareness her own sexiness, is what Bettie pioneered. She was the first one to basically say with her body on film.... "Come fuck me. You know you want to."

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My Bad Bunny picture set and over 15 min XXX vid is dropping..

My Bad Bunny picture set and over 15 min XXX vid is dropping tonight! I explain what I think being a bad bunny is all about, and then tell the story of my first real DP....while recreating it, with carrots! And my vibrator for a bit to make it hop :) A bunny's gotta do what a bunny's gotta do. Til she gets a man anyway!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips ex..

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.

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I'm tired and I have sub drop. Bleh

I'm tired and I have sub drop. Bleh

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Do you like good bunnies, bad bunnies, or both? It's been a ..

Do you like good bunnies, bad bunnies, or both? It's been a fun week, and super ready to show you guys my bad bunny video :)

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Had the best freaking weekend. Friday I went to a dungeon pa..

Had the best freaking weekend. Friday I went to a dungeon party, feeling super confident. No social anxiety because I knew at least I'd be around people like me. Ok, a bit of anxiety. But, even if I just stayed for thirty minutes, I was determined. So I drove down to the the city and the space was in a small strip mall with a very discreet sign. Inside it was gorgeous, leather furniture, metal points for tying on EVERYTHING. Red and black was the theme colors and it kind of has this Sci Fi feel to it. Once inside the group was so, so welcoming and I got to speak with many gorgeous women, each with their own kinky story. Then I saw an old friend who had tied me up years ago, so we agreed on a TK Shibari suspension. Which is where your hands are tied behind your back, and your also tied at the waist and legs, then hoisted in the air. It takes an extreme amount of technical skill to tie this way, as when the person tied (me) is in the air, all their weight is on the rope. If you don't know what Shibari is, please Google it. For me, it is the exact point where sex and art combine To get to create with someone, or even just to get to be their muse, is such a rewarding thing. Creating while turned on is the best feeling in the world. So even in the most comfy ties, it starts to hurt eventually. And then it starts to hurt worse. The endorphins come and there's a roar in your ears. I'm on a mountain top and all I can see, hear and feel is wind. I want to stay their forever, never leave that place in my head. Eventually, the grinding of the rope against my ribs reminded me where I was. I moaned and started sweating from the pain and he was wiping my brow and telling me what a good, brave, strong girl I was. And I felt like a brave, strong, girl. Even though it hurt and by the end I was breathing so fast and not sure I could take another minute, I did it. I let myself give complete vulnerability to someone I trusted. I reminded myself that pain is fleeting. I was introduced to a ton of new friends, AND I am still so turned on I can still feel the pheromones leaking out of me.... It was amazing and I bought a 6 month pass and can't wait for a theme night lol. #cosplaykinky #findyourtribe But wait till I tell you about last night.

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At the dog park with the cheese. Why do they think taking a ..

At the dog park with the cheese. Why do they think taking a picture sucks out their soul or something?

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I just squirted from only his fingers a good ten times. When..

I just squirted from only his fingers a good ten times. When he would put his thumb in my mouth with one hand while pulling it all out of my g spot with the other... Skadoosh. Simply. Skadoosh.

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OMG!!!!!!! I had so much fun going to the Dungeon last night..

OMG!!!!!!! I had so much fun going to the Dungeon last night. My pics from the bathroom because you can't take pics out there obviously. I watched fire play, spanking, sensation play, so, so many things. Met some super cool people and got tied up and suspended in ropes. It was painful, beautiful, and appreciated. My head is still 🎆🎇🎆 Xoxo Jess

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The first video in my new series about being a switch is dro..

The first video in my new series about being a switch is dropping tonight! I talk about what it's like to be a good bunny and all the things of good bunny should do for her man, all while teasing you and then putting the carrot exactly where a well behaved bunny deserves. :) In her hooha The rest of this peep eating pic set is also included with the over 10 min vid. Xoxo

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Lesson of the day. Some carrots have hairs growing on their ..

Lesson of the day. Some carrots have hairs growing on their shaft. Don't be a carrot.

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